'One Stone, One Mirror'
"Love comes like a butterfly"
The address seems correct
Brother Is there no one at home?
They have gone to Tirupati
A courier has come in the name of Saravanan
Saravanan must be sleeping on the terrace
On the Terrace Hmm..
There's a courier for you
- Why? - What do you mean?
- Aren't you Saravanan? - Yes
The courier has come for you.
Fine, come in
Disturbing me early in the morning
Just sign on this
Signature
What is this ? Make it a bigger sign
Do you want a bigger sign?
What is this?
You were the one who wanted a bigger sign Isn't that enough?
Give it to me!!
Go away
Ashwin Meera
"Please don't come to my wedding"
Damn!!
You're sending me an Invitation and asking me not to come!!!
See what I do to you!!
Buddy My girl Meera is getting married today
What are you saying?
Yes, she has sent me an Invitation and asked me not to come.
The Wedding is in Pondicherry
I don't know what to do I am really confused
If you're confused, go have cluster beans soup, you'll be fine
I don't know what you'll do
Get your car to the Adayar signal in half hour.
Both of us are going to Pondicherry
We're going to stop the wedding And get the girl Ok?
Are you sure it's your girl that's getting married? Did you check?
Well yesterday
Are you making fun of me?
This is a girl I am in love with 2 years of sincere love
Isn't it normal to fight when you are in love?
That doesn't mean she should marry someone else
We are going to Pondicherry Buddy!!!
Buddy, Yes!! We are going to Pondicherry
We are to going to have 4 cans of beer.. We are going to take a leak 40 times
We are going to the wedding reception
with shawls wrapped around us and sing pathos songs
Eat well and as a finishing touch, have some Beer and then get back
Isn't this our plan?
Are you kidding?
We're going to Pondicherry, then stop the wedding there,
abduct her; come back and have a grand wedding under your aegis
That is the plan
Abduct the Girl??
Hey!! I can't even carry the cupboards or cots she'll get as gifts!!!
I am not even growing a moustache, cause then, the big guys will pick fights with me
They're VIPs
What will they do, get henchmen to hit me?
Or will they get me caught with the Police?
Buddy, whatever happens, whatever problem comes up or whoever interferes..
You take care of it
What's this? You acted like you were gonna hit a big six,
but you went on a back foot!!!
Don't involve me in any fight; I'll drive the car if you want.
Where is the Car to go to Pondicherry?
You're sitting on that
This is the Car !! Is this a Car????
I asked you for a Car to stop the Wedding and you bring this!!!
Why Buddy? Is there any new model that's been introduced to stop weddings??
Hey!!! Are you mocking me?
I could bring an Audi, Benz or BMW for you to abduct her in,
but you will finally need only this Car for the Wedding procession
That's why I brought you this
Understand this Buddy
If someone else takes your place as the Groom,
do you think this Partha will let it go?
What do you lack? Don't you have the looks or the brains!
You need to shine, do well
Sit down
You need to sit here and your girl right there, next to you
While I take the Driver's seat
The Car should be decorated; you should be dressed in a Coat and
I should take you on your wedding procession
That is my Life's ambition
Why did you get down?
Something is missing
What is missing?
Everything is fine
Yes!! It's the Jasmine flowers!
We need to buy loads of it and decorate the entire Car
That's when I can get into the wedding mood
He's fleecing me right at the start Wonder what he'll do next?
Hey! Give me a discount
There's no discount, you can keep this flower if you want
Where, in my ears??
Buddy, look at me for a moment Buddy, look!!
What is it?
Do you need a skipping rope?
A Coat ?
Why do you need a Coat in this scorching sun?
I just wasted 3000 Rupees on Flowers I can't buy you a Coat
What do I lack? Don't I have the looks or the brains ?
I need to do well in life
Buddy Ok
Buddy one minute
What is it?
Something else is missing
Keep this in your hand till the time the Wedding is over
Thank you Buddy!!
You'll do well in Life Very Well!!!
One guy insists on taking the old, antique Car to stop the Wedding
The other insists on decorating that Car; and after a makeover,
goes there as the Groom himself
Do you know how they were before this?
'A few months back'
They wouldn't pass up an opportunity, if they even saw a Girl's Dupatta
Buddy There's a Dupatta
Excuse me Can we have a cup of Coffee?
Cause my Mother has told me to have Coffee before starting any good deed
I don't have the habit of drinking Coffee
Why don't we have Beer then?
Cause my Granny's has told me to have Beer before starting any good deed
Lager or Strong?
Are you an RJ at any Radio Station ? You have a super voice
Hey!!! Ask her to cover up first!!!
Yes, please cover up
Else, you might get allergies, scratches and other kinds of skin problems
Shut up, it looks like she already has all those problems
Someone might have an accident and die.. ask her to cover up
Hello!!! Are you trying to make fun of me?
Yeah, Right, like I'll even want to make fun of your face!!
I might say something nasty Get lost!
My mouth may not look like his, other than that;
I am leading the life of Hanuman
Will you not allow a girl's number to get to my phone?
What's wrong with her? Why did you spit on her face?
You!!!
Why are you stopping the bike now?
You can't handle it if I flirt with a girl!!
Get off!!
- Why? - Get off!!!
What's it buddy?
Not only did you say "Wow" on seeing her,
you want her number as well?!
Take an Auto or a Bus from here Go!!
See her in a nightdress She'll look very nice .
Go ahead!!! Are you getting ME off in the middle of the road!!
Your bad times are about to begin
You are sure to get caught at the next Traffic Signal.
I swear on Partha!!!
Is this you?
I have my doubts
Sir That's me
I got my License when I was in my +2
Have been driving for a many years now
Please try and do something
Fine Take out the Insurance papers
What's this? It is 6 months since the Insurance expired
No Sir I was just on my way to get that done
Oh!! So you were going to pay the Insurance amount now?
Yes Sir
Yeah Right!!! So how many of you think you can get away with this
Everyone's making the same excuse!!!
It's a fine of 1500 Rupees What's your name?
Rs.1500? Sir, please don't Please
Tell me your name first
Saravanan Sir
Tell me your Address
Sir, please let me go
Give me your address I have so much work to do!!!
I am telling you to stop and you keep writing!!!
Just one phone call and I'll get you transferred to some Desert!!!
Do you want to see that happen?
Will you transfer me? Transfer me then
I've wanted to see a Desert too!!
Can you do that with just one phone call?
Go ahead; make that call Transfer me
You think I won't do that Thought I'll spare you, but
He is doing over smart
Sir . It's me Saravanan
Tell me Which signal are you caught at?
Anna Nagar Sir
What's the name of that Inspector?
T. Angamuthu, Sir
Give the phone to him
The Minister is on the phone Speak to him You had it!!
Hello Angamuthu This is the Minister
Do you have any brains?
Why don't you just park the Jeep in the shade and read the papers
Why are you creating trouble with important people?
His Insurance papers are not in place
He can be a VIP's son only if his papers are not in place
Don't you know how to conduct yourself suitably?
Even if you work in the Sun, you live your life with an A/c
Sir ?
You better get him cleared in 2 minutes, else
Don't make me utter that word unnecessarily
Isn't your name Angamuthu?
He's making that call from opposite the Secretariat It's been traced
Just stay there I'll come and take care of you
Did you have Biriyani from Gopal's shop yesterday?
Yes pa
See I got that right
Is this something to be proud of?
What's with that noise?
Uncle That's not me It's him
What Uncle? Come here!!
The rest of you sit down
Sit down buddy
Please sit down It's fine
Get up!!!!
Which area are you from?
Sir I am from Triplicane
Sir I am from Mylapore
Where do you work?
I work in the Public Relations Department of a big Corporate
I work in the Food & Beverage department of the same Company
So, you do work at a big place!!
What you've done is forgery and what you've done is cheating
If I book you under section 420, you will get jailed for 5 years each
Should I?
What is this? 5 years each!!
He is checking with us as if this is some Insurance Policy?
Wait dude Let me talk
You will let us go after a warning, won't you Sir?
Sir I promise I have no connection with him whatsoever
Hey What are you saying?
Hey Buddy Wait I am talking
He's the one who's told me to call him whenever
I am caught at any Traffic Signal and that he'll take care of it
When did I say that?
Hey Hang on I am talking You're disturbing me
Not just me, he's told all the guys in my area that
He's spoilt them under the pretext of helping them
If you have a doubt, you can make an enquiry in your own style
I am more interested in extra curricular activities than in education
What does that mean?
Lemon in a Spoon, Musical Chairs, Singing, Dancing, Mimicry
I didn't want to lose touch with my mimicry skills
It started off that way and now it's become a service to all
Sorry Sir I said some really nasty things to you on the phone
Please don't take that to heart
Let that be I've already forgotten about it
Since you are good in mimicry, gives us a performance
I used to do that when I was a kid but my voice now
He says he will let us go
He's very good at mimicking Ajith Go ahead
Don't know whether I am good, but you surely are
I am not alone we're two of us You better let us out!!!
That is
The crabs are in the sea
You wear a shawl if you win the Election
The time now is twelve Is there no end to this?
The only word I don't like in English is "Mimicry"
Awesome!!
Oh my god!!! Mimicry through the night!!!
Is there no end to this?
I promise will never try mimicry again
He imitated actor MGR through the night, he was fabulous
Really? You can go
Fine!! Do it again!!! Again from the beginning?
What's it Buddy? Are you trying Sivaji Sir's voice?
After mimicry through the night, my voice sounds like that Man!!!
Sir Let him go Poor thing He's a kid
Is that what you say ?
Fine! I will tell you when I get bored
You can come here and entertain me You may go now
Thank you so much
Hey Careful!
Hey one minute you come here
Why?
Go Buddy .
You said Don't make me utter that word What word is that?
Just wanted to say "The Police is your Friend"
Smart huh? It's fine Tell me!
No Sir
It's fine Tell me
No Sir
It's fine Come on, tell me
"F"
What?
"F"
Tell me in a way I'll understand
You idiot
In this age of Science and Technology,
it is a shame if you don't even pass a basic Degree exam
They ask for a Degree even to sweep and mop a place
If you ask me, someone who hasn't completed a Degree,
doesn't deserve to have a meal, and is just a burden to the Earth
Why should they even live, they can get lost somewhere!
Mom Mom
You recall everything here, but you forget everything during an Exam.
You poor son, he wakes up before 6am every morning to make Coffee for you
Does it ever occur to you even once,
that you should wake up and study before he gets here;
and pass your Degree exam?
I had set the Alarm, but as always I never heard it ring
Here, drink the Coffee
Fine Don't disturb Mom, go now
Yeah right, you have been struggling to get a Degree for the last 20 years
but till now you haven't managed to pass
You'd better pass atleast this year, else let it go! I can't handle this!!
The Teacher has started writing on the Blackboard as usual
Let's see what he has to say today
It's about the wedding day
It's the 25th wedding anniversary
This day is another Black day in my life
Dad!! Best wishes!!!
My heartiest thanks for your condolences
Ask him to atleast join us to eat
They tell a 1000 lies to get someone married.
My Dad said only 1 lie - that I have completed my Degree and got me married
Was that wrong . Ask him
Is that wrong Dad?
It was wrong I agree
That doesn't mean he should not speak to me for 20 years
And that ugly black badge on his shirt
Isn't this unfair?
Isn't this unfair dad?
You need to have self respect if you are human
I cannot live a shameless life
Mom He cannot live a life a shameless life
Who is asking him to lead a shameless life?
Am just saying, we made a mistake, now forgive us
You are a human only if you ask for forgiveness and
a greater human being if you can forgive
I will be humane ask him to be the magnanimous human being
Why don't you be magnanimous dad ?
Hey Ask her not to mouth TV serial dialogues
when I am eating and get me tense The things she says!!!
Mouthing endless dialogues to ME!
Only I know how much I have struggled for 20 years
I need to know the truth today
I need to know what the end to this is
There's no end to something that is already over I
Did you see that? He has apparently washed his hands off
He is saying it symbolically
Even today's breakfast has been bad
You don't worry The food is great!! Let him be
Is this man stone-hearted? What did I do that is so wrong?
He's been torturing me for twenty years
Mom Why are you crying?
Let it go It's a special day today
Will a donkey know the value of camphor?
You are the camphor Mom He is the donkey
Oh my! I am late It's time for class Need to go!!
What is this?
Why do these girls cover their faces like Terrorists?
That's nothing Mom
Not all girls will look as good as you do
They will look horrible
They cover up so that people won't feel bad on seeing them
If only they open the cover
Stop Keep it low She might hear you
Let her be
"Wow ! An angel passes by this way"
"Wonder who has newly woven her in silk"
"A mighty wave comes and strikes my eyes"
"Is it pain?"
"Is this Joy? What will happen?"
"Wonder who she is"
"Oh my Life! Oh my Life!"
"You made me fly so high"
Hey Saravana I want to get you married to a girl like her
Wow!!! She is so beautiful!!
What happened?
Don't know The Biked turned off
It was fine, wasn't it?
"You made me forget my kith and kin"
It looks like it will take a long time for it to start
Yes Mom
Fine I am getting late
Should I take an Auto?
Fine Mom You go ahead
Do you have money for an Auto Mom?
What an affectionate son!!!
Can we go to the Madras University?
Yes, we can
Now that I have got in to an Auto,
you can put the Keys inside and start the Bike
- It has started Mom - I knew it will
Hey! I only said a girl LIKE her; I didn't say this girl
Where to go and look for a girl like this Go Mom
"Oh my Life! Oh my Life!"
"You made me fly so high"
"You made me forget my kith and kin"
"Oh my Life I am born afresh"
"Woman, you make me babble and laugh to myself"
"You make me"
"Wow ! An angel passes by this way"
"Wonder who has newly woven her in silk"
"A mighty wave comes and strikes my eyes"
"Is it pain? Is this Joy? What will happen?"
"Wonder who she is"
"Oh my Life! Oh my Life!"
"You made me fly so high"
"You made me forget my kith and kin"
"My Life I am born afresh"
"Woman, you make me babble and laugh to myself"
"Who is she, is she Indra's daughter?"
"Is she the moon's duplicate on earth?"
"Does this moon only come out during the day?"
"Her beautiful flowing hair is it the Cloud?"
"The fragrance in it is it Cedar?"
"Is it God's work that she looks at me?"
"Wonder who she is"
"She came like fire"
"She made me suffer"
"She came like the breeze"
"Went into the air you breathed"
"Oh my Life! Oh my Life!"
"You made me fly so high"
"You made me forget my kith and kin"
"My Life I am born afresh"
"Woman, you make me babble and laugh to myself"
Do you want Tea?
No Bro
Look how I came right away!!!
Why have you come with a Can?
I was going to buy Kerosene at the Ration Shop
I had just two people in front of me
Just when it was going to be my turn, you called saying it is urgent
I left that and came here
What's the matter?
Buddy
This shop has superb Ginger Tea
Do you want some?
Why are you marketing Ginger Tea?
Did he say he would give you a commission if you sell Tea?
Is this the important thing you wanted to discuss?
I left the shop half way
Hey Partha
The Kerosene is over now .
People behind you have bought it and left
Let that go
Don't know why
But I have wanted to see you since morning
Who is that babe?
How????
It's fine! Just tell me who she is
She's a superb girl
Where does she work?
She's training to be an Air Hostess
Where's her house?
A Tea Shop right in front of her house
Did he put this up on his own or did you borrow money and set it up for him?
Hey Buddy My girl has come
Don't turn around immediately
Turn around casually
Fool Look quickly She might go away
They hang around in the balcony just for the boys to see them
Why are you looking at your sister like this?
What's this Buddy
She came, she saw, she smiled and then she left .
What does this mean?
The gates have opened for you
If girls smile, it means they've fallen for you
You've got a good catch
From now, you can have fun at the Beach and Park and
I am feeling shy
Hey Why are you standing here? Come home
I am not coming home I am fine here No problem
I need to go out urgently
What is this?
How can you come all the way and just stand outside?
Come in and atleast have Coffee
It's fine
I don't drink Coffee after 6pm
Come on
Please invite him too He's with me
Him??
Hey Buddy Where are you trying to escape?
Yes Mam Is it eve teasing?
Who is this? He looks comical
Latest style
He's having Coconut water at a Tea Shop!!!
He's a close friend
We've been studying together since we were children
Look here girl
This man is not my friend
I came here to learn Malayalam from Nair
This man is not my friend
Hey Nair Twinkle Twinkle little star
Come on
Come with me
I have Malayalam Tuition Let me go
Five minutes
Come on
She's insisting,
come on, let's just drop in
Buddy I am really scared
I'll wait here at a corner and keep chanting God's name
You go alone
Hey Partha
Don't you know
We have to churn curd if you want to drink Butter Milk
Don't churn me for you to drink Butter milk
Security
Send both of them inside
Madam is calling you inside
Go in!!!
We are VIPs
We don't even wait in a queue at a Temple,
we head inside directly
But we've been waiting for more than 15 minutes
What do you think about us?
Hey What are you saying?
Do they think only they know English?
Which of you is following my daughter?
Wait Let me approach this in another way
Got it
Madam, wherever and whenever you have your Violin Concert,
I never miss it I sit in the first row and watch it
In fact, I can even say I am an ardent fan of yours
Haven't you seen Madam's concerts? Her fingers create magic!!
It is as though Saroja Devi resides in her fingers!!!
Buddy It's not Saroja Devi
It is goddess Saraswathi Devi
Sorry Madam Sarajwathi Devi
Hello That's not the Violin
It is the Tambura [Musical Instrument]
I don't play musical instruments
I sing
Well!! You haven't answered my question yet
Who is the one following my daughter?
I am not following - He is the one
- Not us - Not us
The Traffic is a little more today
They are building bridges throughout the City
There is heavy traffic
I am not talking about that Traffic
Have you told them yet?
Not yet Am going to
Hurry up and tell them
It's getting late
Poor things They need to go home on time
Did you notice Aunty's look?
Many people have followed me just like you have
Not just that
The traffic is a bit more these days
By traffic, she means the boys
Do you know who my Father is?
Who is he?
The Deputy Commissioner of Police Chennai city
What?
The Deputy Commissioner! Buddy!!
She's just kidding!
Hey Partha Get up
What happened?
Do you know what will happen if you come after a Deputy Commissioner's daughter..
and eve tease her?
You were the one who followed the DC's daughter
Where are you running? Wait!!!
Hey Partha What did you do?
You sacrificed your life and saved mine
What noise?
Hey Partha, I promise, if I have a child,
I will name him after you
I promise
Do you all know what friendship is do you know who Saravanan is?
Look at my best friend He takes my name even in his sleep
He is going to name his child after me
Dude You had 3 kids did you name even one after me?
Partha I have 3 girls
Get lost you just give excuses
Saravana Saravana
Look here, Saravana This is Partha
Hey Partha! Aren't you dead yet?
Am I not dead?
Clean your mouth with phenyl
Asking me if I am not dead early in the morning!!!
Buddy, chuck it; don't get tense for all this
Am I that cheap to you?
The other day your girl says I look comical
Am I Mickey Mouse or Donald Duck?
I am telling you openly; she is not a homely girl
Better avoid her!!
Buddy, forgive me
Oh, come on, silly guy!!
You are young kids; you just said whatever you felt about me
I am not going to take that to heart
Get lost! Stupid guy!
I wasn't seeking your forgiveness for that!
What else then?
Yesterday I had a drink without your knowledge!!!
You had a drink??? But you don't have that habit!!
Not just that, you don't even know how to mix your drink
I had a drink because I was scared
People take a leak when they're scared Why did you drink?
If you're born a human, you must have some bad habit,
only then will your life get complete!!
Didn't you read this thought for the day,
while tearing the page off the Calendar this morning?
Fine! Come
The reason I am saying this is that the drinking habit
is like Gray hair on your head
The moment you have one, it will only increase, will never come down
Go on
You have it
Come on!!
You're the older one, you should start
Now, that's Respect
My God!!!
Pour it in a glass and have a sip
What is he doing?
Is he checking to see if the drink is spoilt?
What drink is this? It's giving me a high even with the first round
You're high with just sniffing it?
I have only heard people joking about feeling high with just smelling a drink,
but I am witnessing it only now
When Tamil Nadu had a prohibition on Beer,
..we were the first ones to take a bus to Pondicherry to go have Beer there
Being born in such a land,
how could you feel high with just sniffing a drink?
You should be beaten up inside a Wine Shop
Even a hen has a drink before a Hen fight
But you are fighting even without a drink
What is your problem?
Buddy, I don't understand anything
Just because you couldn't even have half a drink,
are you adding an"of" in your sentences??
Wait I'll get rid of all the"of s"
"I don't want to forget the Deputy Commissioner's daughter" Hey!!
That's not some street hawker's daughter
She is the daughter of a man who has sirens going off
from the head of his Jeep!!!
The Deputy Commissioner!!! Get lost!!!
I will go behind that awesome girl and get her
Her father will have many different ways of jacking people
You can choose a good one for yourself
I think you're sober now
Why don't you dip your kerchief in a drink and cover your nose with it
You'll be drunk all the time Get lost!!
What's it? Did you come to say sorry?
It's fine I forgot about it long back!
Hey Meera One minute
I didn't come to say sorry
I want to speak to you in private for 2 minutes
What's it? Tell me
I've come here to give you a proposal
A proposal Is it some business proposal?
Not a business proposal
A proposal for our love
I don't understand
So far the boys, who followed me, never came back once
they knew my Dad was the Deputy Commissioner
Not only have you come back; you're also proposing to me
What gives you the courage?
Have you forgotten that my Father is the DC?
I will tell you the advantages of being in love with a DC's daughter
You can drive anywhere in the city without a license
If you're caught, you can use Uncle's name and escape
Who Uncle???
I was talking about your Dad
And then this Ration card, EB, Cable TV, Voters ID etc
If there's a problem with any of this, we can use Uncle's name to solve it
Forget about all of that
You look beautiful and fair, just like Khushboo in"Chinna Thambi"
In today's state of affairs, there's stiff competition for girls like you
Trust me
But for the sole reason that Uncle is a DC, I have no competition
I am the lone man!!!
Thank god!! I spoke the right things!
You speak well Good Very good
No one has spoken to me like this so far
But I can't fall in love with you for that
Meera What I am trying to say is
We can take anything back
but we can never take back a word that is uttered
What do you want me to do now?
Now we're talking!! Come with me on the bike for 5 minutes
and then you can arrive at a decision
What is this five minutes crap?
Look at how angry you are
When you are angry, you will take wrong decisions
If you take a decision after five minutes,
your life will be good is what a movie says
Let's try it!!
If it is an ok, then ok if it's not, even that is ok
OK OK
"Oh Beauty! The Most Beautiful that's you"
"I lost myself beside you beautifully"
"All it took was five minutes"
"For my loving heart to catch fire"
"Many dreams I dreamt"
"I came to surrender myself to you"
"But as I approached, I became hesitant"
"Are you the fish that swallows the Fisherman?"
"Are you the deer who'll hunt down the Hunter?"
"Am I the lover who fell in love with you?"
"Come, my sweet, forbidden fruit"
"Oh fiery dew drop"
"If you pass me by and move on"
"I shall be all alone"
"Come, my sweet, forbidden fruit"
"Oh fiery dew drop"
"It is for you"
"That time will unfold for him"
"Oh Beauty! The Most Beautiful that's you"
"I lost myself beside you beautifully"
"A fiery look you gave me"
"And then another cool look you gave me"
"Your eyes expressed the love you felt"
"Yet you acted !"
"You pierce me like thorns"
"And yet you bloom like a flower"
"Show some mercy on me"
"And open your heart's doors"
"This thing called love is like an Infant"
"Only when it whines will we pay attention"
"I plead with you"
"Embrace me"
"You refuse to listen continue to act"
"Let love flow between us"
"Come, my sweet, forbidden fruit"
"Oh fiery dew drop"
"If you pass me by and move on"
"I shall be all alone"
"Come, my sweet, forbidden fruit"
"Oh Fiery dew drop"
"It is for you"
"That time will unfold for him"
"I have dreamed several dreams"
"But why should I tell them about you?"
"Are you my friend for me to open up to you?"
"It was love at first sight for you"
"But it has to strike me too"
"Why do you look for fish in a mirage ?"
"You are a Temple Chariot"
"I am a branch on the tree"
"My heart breaks as you pass by me"
"Are you the King Ghazni of love"
"Wandering in day dreams"
"Why do you chase me"
"Think of getting close to me"
"Why should love flow between us"
"Come, my sweet, forbidden fruit"
"Oh Fiery dew drop"
"If you pass him by and move on"
"He shall be all alone"
"Come, my sweet, forbidden fruit"
"Oh Fiery dew drop"
"It is for you"
"That time unfolds for him"
"Oh Beauty! The Most Beautiful that's you"
"I lost myself beside you beautifully"
"All it took was five minutes"
"For my loving heart to catch fire"
"Many dreams I dreamt"
"I came to surrender myself to you"
"But as I approached, I became hesitant"
"Are you the fish that swallows the Fisherman?"
"Are you the deer who'll hunt down the Hunter?"
"Am I the lover who fell in love with you ?"
"Come, my sweet, forbidden fruit"
"Oh fiery dew drop"
"If you pass by and move on"
"She shall be all alone"
"Come, my sweet, forbidden fruit"
"Oh fiery dew drop"
"It is for you"
"That time will unfold for him"
"Come, my sweet, forbidden fruit"
"Oh fiery dew drop"
"If you pass by and move on"
"He shall be all alone"
Buddy, where are you?
Tell me!!
My car has run out of petrol, can you buy some and come
I have come out with my girl for the first time, why are you disturbing me?
Which girl?
Hang up!!! I'll come
Sorry that was a friend
Is your five minutes over?
It's over
Can I get half an hour?
Half an hour What is this?
The entire day is yours
Tell me Where can we go?
Can we go to Marina Beach?
What to the Marina Beach ?
"Come, my sweet, forbidden fruit"
Take the left
The beach is on the right
No take the Left
Yes Inside that
What is this Meera ?
You said we could go to the Beach But you've brought us here
The Beach is on the other side
Didn't you ask me to convey my decision after 5 minutes?
That's why Come!
You don't have to give me an answer in 5 minutes,
you can tell me tomorrow or day after or whenever
I'll wait Meera Why bring me here unnecessarily?
Come on Let's just go to the Beach
Listen
Any decision that I take in life, is only after consulting my Dad
My Dad is free only today, hence
Come, let's go!!
Please come Sit down Mam Sit down Sir
Dad is inside I will ask him to come
What?
I want to use the Loo am having a stomach upset
Come on! Sit down
Oh my! I got trapped
What guts you have to say "I love you" to her
Who is that?
Didn't I tell you the other day ?
Oh!!! Please sit down
It's fine Uncle
Sit down!
It's ok Sir
I said, sit down!!!!!
Meera dear I'll finish up and come
Wait at the Canteen
It was an Eve teasing case
If my hand hurts from hitting him,
you can imagine how much it will hurt him!
Dad, this is Saravanan Saravanan, this is my Dad
Ouch! My Hand!!!
Saravanan you wanted to say something to me, didn't you
Whatever it is, you can speak to my Dad directly
Dad, I'll take your car and leave Ok Bye Dad
Is your name Murugan?
Kumaran!!
My name is Saravanan Sir
Fine Saravanan!!
You have to give immediate answers to all my questions!!!!
Sir, I am in love with your daughter
Sir I know you are the Deputy Commissioner
Can one not fall in love with a Police Officer's daughter?
She's a girl as well; she has a heart too
You are anyway going to find a nice guy for her to marry
Why can't I be that nice guy ?
I haven't done any wrong
You were the one who said I can have an open conversation
I did
That's super!!! I really like you!!!
I appreciate your guts!!
Despite knowing I am the Deputy Commissioner,
you're talking to me so courageously,
I appreciate you young chap
Seeing you, I am reminded of how I was when I was young
You're praising me a lot
You must be brave if you're a Man You're a Man!
Don't even dream that I will say such things!!!!
Do you think I am mad? I'll kill you!!
If I ever hear that you're following my daughter .
I'll
Run away!!! Run!!!!!!
I told you a million times!!
I told you they are well placed people and that it won't work out for us
You didn't listen
Before you take this in through your nose,
take in what I am going to tell you
After your drink,
If you rattle away your Spoken English lessons adding some random "of" to it
I will get worked up!!!
I promise I won't
The Amazon forest is a dense jungle
They have long slithery snakes there
Even Discovery Channel says all this in Tamil
Why don't you?
Sorry Buddy!!! I won't
Only when you raise your voice, do they shut up!!
There should be no noise from you!!
Is the DC some Flaming Fire?
You should have asked him whether he was a Flaming fire or tattered Footwear,
when you saw him in person
You make a noise when you're a safe 10Kms away
Oh! So you want to challenge the DC directly!!!
Wow! Good fun!
You
Me
Together
You and me, together go to the DC's house in my antique car
My car will also get caught!! What fun!!!
Meera and I will get married and go
And You..
I will go to the Jail
Hey!!! Are you mad? Clapping hands along with me!!!
What did that girl do?
She called her Dad to threaten you
You take your Dad or Mom and go threaten her
Do you have the guts to do that
Do you have the strength to do that?
Dad Mom Ok!!!
- Ok ! - OK OK!!!
Excuse me Why should I speak to your mother in private?
Meera what I am trying to say is
Don't you girls have boyfriends ?
Why are you always around my girl?
Go away Go
Why are you asking them to go?
Just the way you consult your Dad for all your decisions,
I check with my Mom before I take a decision
What your Dad is to you, my Mom is to me
Ok So?
You can talk to my Mom directly about anything that concerns me
I have nothing to say to your Mom about you
You don't but my Mom does
Mom this is Meera, the person I told you about
I know her We saw her at the Signal.
She was covered up like a Terrorist
Oh my! That just came to my mind
You wanted to ask Meera a few questions, didn't you?
Ask her now
Are you trapped now?
What do you want to ask ?
How are you?
I am fine
He asked me to speak angrily!!!
What is this ? A girl has so much audacity?
If a girl is as beautiful as you, boys will surely come behind you!!!
That doesn't mean you bring your Dad to threaten him!
There's nothing wrong if boys come behind you at this age,
only if they don't, is something wrong
How is that??
What are you trying to say?
You're interrupting
Don't interrupt me; else I won't get it
Hang on a minute
I don't get angry normally
If I get angry
If you get angry ?
I won't get angry .
Saravana
Hey you Didn't I tell you that I don't know to speak angrily ?
Come here
Sorry dear I don't know to speak angrily
Didn't you see how I messed up now ?
- Why're you embarrassing me like this? - I messed up big time
Why are you getting angry?
He's just the opposite He'll get angry in an instant!!!
Just like his Dad
Why are you doing this in front of my 'to be' daughter in law ?
Oh sorry
Why are you embarrassing me in front of this girl?
What about you, you are embarrassing me in front of the girl, I'm going to marry
Lovers will have a thousand things happening between them
I am just blabbering, one thing after the other
If you keep blabbering like this, even your grand child won't respect you
What's happening here? What are you thinking?
You keep talking This is too much!
All this is because of you Mom!!!
What did I do?
Look here dear, when I saw you at the Signal the other day
I was the one who jokingly said that
it would be nice to have you as my daughter in law
He took that seriously and is after you
He's not at fault; I am the one who is responsible for all this
Forgive me Is this fine?
Mom!!!!
I am not saying this because he is my son
He really is a very nice guy
I know
I believe she knows
Mom She is going Invite her home for a meal
How do I invite her all of a sudden what's her name?
Meera Come home and .
Dad
Congratulations Saravanan Sir
Convey my wishes to your mother as well
When has your mother fixed the wedding?
Have you told the girl's family
that you have a father or have you said you don't have one?
Why are you talking like this Dad? We just went to return a book
What is that ? I didn't hear it?
Why are you feeling ashamed?
Tell him that the girl and I had a problem
and that Mom is the one who tried to reconcile
Shut up!!! Reconciliation!! Nonsense!
Ask her to stop all this reconciliation and go finish her degree instead
And what did you say? You went to return a book
Lies on top of doing fraudulent things!!!
Lying selfishly without worrying about others
is something your Mother's family is good at
You have the same blood in you, go join that group
What's happened for him to bring up things from the past & jump up & down like this?
I'll slap you Ask her not to utter a word!!!
What wrong did I do for him to want to slap me?
This is only because I have no one to stand up for me
I am just wondering
how can she brag so much without having anything going for her?
Wonder how she can lead a life like this?
If it were me,
I would just vanish into oblivion She's an uneducated donkey anyway!!!
Hey Saravana I am not taking this to heart
You don't feel bad
Listen to me don't feel bad
Mom I am not feeling bad!!
But I thought you were crying
It's not new for him to scold you
He has long explanations even for 2 lines of the Thirukural
Not just that, he'll get paid only if he gives such lengthy speeches,
what do you say?
You're right Saravana
He gets us tense all the time
Let him be
What did you say her name was Sura Yera
Mom!!! It's Meera
Yes, Meera!!!
She looks chubby and beautiful!!!
I thought of it and you said it
I just blabbered a bit with her
Yes A little
If you want, I can go and
If you want, I can go and apologize to her; else, you'll feel bad
Isn't that what you wanted to say?
- How did you find out Mom? - I know you Saravana Come
Meera Meera
Sorry, my Mom blabbered as though she were a little Mad
Oh So it is only your Mom who is Mad?
Yes Meera, I am Mad But I am only mad about you
These are such old dialogues over with the 80s Please
What is this Meera,
I am trying so hard, trying out so many different things
You're just not taking notice You're stone hearted
I told you long back that I don't like you
That I cannot be in love with you Why then?
Ok Meera
You're not in love with me I am not in love with you either
How do I get her to fall for me ?
Meera Why can't we be good friends?
Why can't we be good friends till the end?
Don't give me these stories
You will start with friendship, but I know where this will end
Don't I know how boys are ?
Meera, please don't think I am like the other boys
I will never bring up this word called love
Sorry I will never bring up this word called "dash"
Only friendship True friendship
Please Meera Meera please
Fine Let's see
Thank you Meera
"Touch it when it comes"
"Embrace it with humility"
"If you can, stick to it"
"Worship it with your eyes"
"My friend! Follow it"
"When you're alone, scream out"
"Love comes like a butterfly"
"And when it does, it plays hide and seek"
"Like a child, chase it"
"If it disappears, look for it with your eyes"
"It will try to hood-wink you many a time"
"But will get caught at least once"
"Wherever it may go"
"Go on till love comes your way"
"When it comes, touch it"
"Humbly embrace it"
"If you can, stick to it"
"Worship it with your eyes"
"My friend! Follow it"
"When you're alone, scream out"
"Love comes like a butterfly"
"And when it does, it plays hide and seek"
"When you look at me with elation"
"I see myself in jubilation"
"Drenching my heart, won't the rain just pour"
"In the sea of my soul, won't waves crash and soar"
"When I came by, to tell you my feelings"
"You hoisted my heart on a half mast"
"Won't your little glance come and embrace me"
"And in that embrace won't my life breathe again"
"I have placed my hand on electricity"
"But Woman, I did it willingly"
"Our friendship is like a clock"
"I eagerly await the instant when both hands can meet"
"Love comes like a butterfly"
"And when it does, it plays hide and seek"
"The Love butterfly"
"A word is stuck in my throat"
"It locks my tongue, not letting me speak"
"I came to touch you, but could not"
"I just couldn't cross that yellow line"
"One glance sprinkles rose-water"
"Another glance sprinkles hot water"
"Why have these gaps not lessened ?"
"Why do your beautiful eyes have no compassion ?"
"I fell in love with you without your permission"
"On a black rock, I dropped down like rain"
"Woman What do I then call your heart ?"
"Despite hurling stones, it stays an unbreakable glass"
"Love comes like a butterfly"
"And when it does, it plays hide and seek"
"Like a child, chase it"
"If it disappears, look for it with your eyes"
"It will try to hood-wink you many a time"
"But will get caught at least once"
"Wherever it goes"
"Go on till love comes your way"
A "Good Morning" message in the morning;
a "Good night" message at night
A "Hi" when we see each other; a "Bye" when we leave
Going to the Theatre and merely watching the movie and eating pop corn
Boring phone conversations like "All the Best"; "See you tomorrow"
Keeping a 2 feet distance like this while we walk
I am really bored with all of this
Let's cut our friendship if you're getting bored
Hey Meera I was just kidding You don't take this seriously
Let's be good friends till the end What else to do!!!!
It's my Fate!!!
Oh my God! Her!!
Meera, let's go the other way
Why, what happened?
They've made it a one way Let's go
The Road is not fine there Meera Let's go
Saravanan Come!!!
Why are you blinking like this? Do you remember who I am?
Oh!!! You..!!
Yes!! It's very much me!!
Why are you trembling and hiding behind her on seeing me?
It's not like that
You're acting as though you are a Gentleman,
while in reality you are a Fraud
Oh come on!!! Take your glasses off!
What's your problem??
Oh! Do you even speak English?!!
You'll irritate me at the Traffic signal saying,
Mom wants me to have Coffee; my Granny wants me to have Beer
And then you'll spit on my face and I have to stay quiet?
You should be whacked!
Why are you raising your voice?
If you think you're bad, I am worse
I'll embarrass you!
Let me go Mam I'll fall at your feet
If I ever see you trying to flirt with another girl at the Traffic signal
I'll whack you
Get lost!!!
Well!! Which signal are you from? It's a wonder how they fall for him!!
There you are!!!! Are you trapped now?!
Please leave way I need to go
Is this some mockery? What did I do?
Did I grab your hand?
Did I kiss you?
Did I touch you?
Did I say I was in love with you;
did I get you pregnant and escaped after that? Tell me!!!
I just saw you at the Signal,
you looked terrible, and hence I pulled your leg
If you didn't like me, you could have teased me!
Instead, you make a scene in front of my girl and embarrass me!!!
I wanted to act decent in front of my girl,
but you are making a big deal out of it
If you think you're worse I can get beyond that
If I open my mouth, it'll get dirtier than River Cooum!!!
Do you want to see that?
Do you know how difficult it is to find a good girlfriend ?
You come here and spoil everything in 1 second!!!
What gives you the guts to do all this??
Don't keep shouting at me unnecessarily
Who else will I shout at?
I did all this only because HE coached me to do this
- HE? - Yes
Who is HE?
He is my Lover
"My dear, it's killing me"
"Your beauty scoops me"
"The world is shrinking"
My sweetie pie, my cutie pie My Jangri (a sweet)
Go away Jangri I won't talk to you
Why cutie pie?
Last night you said you will give me a 100 kisses on the phone?
But you cut the call with 43 kisses!!
I didn't cut the call darling
I gave you a passionate kiss on 43, but with all the salivating,
the phone was drenched and the mother board got spoilt!!
What happened then?
No problem, I have kept the phone out to dry in the Sun .
Should I give the left over kisses here?
Hey I'll whack you!!!
Hey!!!! Talk to him respectfully!!!
Respect? Get lost you
Hey What? Near that drain pipe?
What, in the middle of the road?
You leave; he is using foul language
Go away, he is speaking filth
Hey Stop
You have no words to abuse me and hence are repeating the same thing!!
And that too in the middle of the road, in a public place!
What do you want now? What should I do?
You can fall in love with anyone you want and go to Hell!
I am not worried about that, but why are you interfering in my Life?
Why are you ruining my game?
If a friend is dating a girl with whom it won't work out,
it is the friend who has to interfere and spoil the game!!!
This is not something to be proud of, but it's his duty
Who told you it won't work out for me?
You messed it up when things were about to fall in place
Whatever I do, it will be in your interest
Who are you to worry about my interest?
What is the connection between us? Who the hell are you?
Who is he asking?
You Fool! I am talking to you!
Buddy I am your Partha
Get lost!!!
I will give you time for 24 hours Think about it and decide
Do you want Partha or Meera ?
I want Meera
It's ok What do you want me to do for you?
I don't know what you will do.
Meera went away from me because of you; you'd better bring her back to me
Did you get that?
Fine, the same Meera who abused you in English will come back and
talk sweetly to you in the very same English
But this Partha, who is taking all your abuses in Tamil,
will not come back even if you speak to him in Telugu and ask him too
Partha You are great!
Tell me Meera
Saravanan, can I meet you right away?
What is this Meera, tell me where and I will be there immediately
Lifeline Hospital, Room No: 202.
Oh my God, the Hospital Meera
Oh my God!!!! Partha what happened to you!!!
Partha Get up!!
Hello What did you do to my Friend?
I didn't do anything to your friend
Ask me what your friend did
What he did ? What did he do?
I was in my Aeronautical class at the Institute
that's when your friend came to meet me saying it was urgent
Tell me What is it?
You're someone who was in a close relationship with my friend
for the last 6 months, but have cut that off for the past 2 days
Do you know the kind of economic downturn our country has faced
because of these 2 days?
I don't know!!!
Greetings Madam!
My name is Ironing Shop Arumugam, I've a shop in front of Saravanan's house
For the last 6 months, he was roaming around happily wearing 2 trousers and
3 shirts each day
Don't know what happened,
but he's stayed put at home for the last 2 days
I've had a loss of 120 Rupees because of this
Arumugam No A person pressing clothes should not cry
Fine Partha I'll leave
Greetings Mam My name is Scissors Selvam
I have a Hair Salon
Saravanan would come to the Salon every day in the last 6 months,
trim his beard and style his hair
But he hasn't turned up in the last 2 days
I've lost 200 Rupees because of this
Take her to your shop and do some trimming or shaving and
make good the loss caused by her
Thank you brother
Hi Mam
I am Venky I have a mobile recharge shop next to Saravanan Sir's house
For the last 6 months, Saravanan would come to my store each day and
top up for 10 Rupees
But don't know what happened in the last 2 days
He hasn't come to the store I don't know why?
I've had a loss of 20 Rupees
Because of this 20 Rupees loss, Venky has lost 2 kilos
Just because one girl like you has ditched Saravanan,
so many workers have been affected
If every girl in India ditches a Kumar or a Rajesh, a Babu
or a David, then lakhs of workers will get affected
How will India become a super power? It will only be a dull country
Hey!! Are you mad?
Don't you ever say something that one can understand?
Do you want something you'll understand ? Look here!
Look A man's blood is red, so is a woman's
But why is it that a woman has black thoughts?
Oh my God!!! Blood!!
She has told him everything the way one will confess to a Priest!!
I'd better stay in a coma till he calms down
Hey Partha Wake up
Silly guy!! Don't over act!!!
Wake up!!!
Where am I ? Who are all of you?
I am going to wring your neck!!!
Why are you embarrassing me in front of my girl?
Stop it!!
Are you going to make me talk?
You are coming to hit me because a girl said something
Look at this
Do you know what really happened? Do you?
It happened just the way she said it did!!!
Saravanan Saravanan Look here
Whatever it is
I hate the thought of having middlemen, mediators,
talking through intermediaries etc
Whatever it is, discuss it face to face talk openly..
Where do you speak openly ?
You are forever saying you don't like me
Do you ever openly tell me,
why you don't like me,
what you don't like about me or what the problem is?
You have an open conversation first, you can find fault with others later
You want me speak to you openly? Is that it?
Fine Come to Marina Beach at 4pm tomorrow
We'll have an open conversation
Oh yes Don't forget to pay the Hospital Bill
Oh my! The Hospital Bill as well!
Sir Mr. Parthasarathy's Bill has come
He has had a complete Master Check up
ECG, Blood Test, Urine Test
He's even done an HIV Test It's 15,200 Rupees in all
When are you going to pay the Bill Sir?
Hi Meera Hi!
Sorry Meera
I went to a Party last night, got late hence woke up late
Meera you look superb in that dress How is mine?
Saravanan, why do you like me?
Why kind of a question is this?
You look beautiful, dazzling like a sculpture made of gold
Oh! So, I am beautiful, I have great character
I have all the qualities you expect in a girl
Isn't that right?
Just the way I am how you want me to be,
I have some expectations out of the person who I want to be in love with
I have some conditions
Conditions??
Number 1, you should shave everyday and look neat
Number 2, irrespective of whether you dress formally or
casually, you should dress decently
Number 3, you should earn well and save well
And then You should never lie
You should speak English without grammatical errors
You should not smoke or drink or have any other bad habit
You shouldn't flirt with any girl
And then your friend What's his name?
Partha?
Yes, him
You shouldn't be friends with local guys like him
Cut his friendship off first
Last but not the least, you must be on time!!!
If you are fine with all these conditions, then
What is he doing?
Saravanan
Get lost you
Speak with a little respect
What respect? Are you some? .Queen? Laying out Conditions
Why don't you tell your dad,
to check Horoscopes and then fall in love?
Look at the face that is laying out conditions
I swear, not just me, no one in Tamil Nadu will marry you
Till the very end .
Who is that granny who sings songs ?
Yes!!! Avvaiyar
you will have to roam around singing songs like that
Why don't you get your Mom to join as well?
She sings in tune, doesn't she?
Is that ok?
Hey Saravanan Don't talk too much
Right from the beginning, I've been telling you that I don't like you
You were the one who has been following me and
torturing me to tell you why I don't like you
Oh my God!!! Please forgive me I made a mistake
I won't make a mistake like this ever again!!!
It was a mistake that I saw you, a mistake that I came after you,
The 6 months that I wasted saying I was in love with you
That was the biggest mistake
My Friend was right when he said -
a girl coming after you will work out better than the girl you go after
I was the one who didn't listen Partha You're a Genius!!!
Instead of running behind you
When I think of all that happened, am bugged with Life
Why don't you look at yourself in the mirror and spit on it
Can I ask you something openly ?
What am I going to achieve by being alive?
Can I tell you something openly ?
Who is even asking you to live ? You can jump in to the Sea and die
Hey! Stop the Car
Stop the Car I am telling you
Wait The Car is going on top gear, I have to change gears,
or else the clutch will go for a toss Wait
Wait Saravana
Hey Saravana Hey . Wait Saravana
Listen to me Saravana
You have greater heights to scale
Listen to me Don't commit suicide!!!!!
Suicide?
Hey! I am going to take a leak .
Hang on I am coming as well
Hey Sweets What we are doing now is called "Adi Pradakshanam" .
Do you know why we are doing this?
We are praying that not even a small crack should come up
in our glass like relationship
A small one
Oh God!!! You keep joking all the time
Everything is over now, why the hell are you smiling?
What is this buddy? You are calling this face "Honey"?
Hey!! What does my girl lack?
She's a Honey comb
What?!! SHE is a Honeycomb ?
Hey What happened? Why are you vomiting?
Honey, if you don't mind, can you hurry up and buy some lemon soda ?
Get lost you brainless idiot, he is vomiting on seeing my face!!!
What do you mean? Turn around
Show your face
Turn around
What do you think of yourself? What does my girl look like?
Or what do I look like?
I'll slice you up Get lost you silly creature!!!
Partha!! Why are you using bad words inside a temple?
Sorry Uncle!
You just apologize for everything!!!
Why do you make me use bad words in a place of worship?
What's your problem?
No buddy
You have a style, trend and range of your own
You don't know your own capacity?
You're someone who should have a good life
Why did you slip so badly? Get lost!!! You are useless!
Hey!!! Look here
What you're saying is true But that doesn't mean
What do you mean by that?
Have you changed sides after seeing your friend?
Let me tell you this!!!
If you are willing to cut off your friendship with him this very moment,
you can come with me, else leave
Is he important or am I? - This is just for fun
Tell me Is he important or am I?
Come on tell me Who is important?
He is the one who is important!
Oh!! So he is important?! Get lost!!! - Honey
Let go of my hand You Dunce!!!
(Religious chant)
What is it? Did your girl call it quits with you?
How did you know?
You'll have to go back to where you belong if a problem comes up
She didn't reject me;
I was the one who said I didn't want her
I don't want Meera
Then buy a shampoo packet for 1 Rupee instead
Don't irritate me I spoke to her the other day
She has too many conditions
She wants me to .
It's fine Tell me
She wants me to cut my friendship with you
I told her to get lost and left
Let her go only friendship is important
You might find a fool somewhere go tell him all this
He has ditched Meera and I am supposed to believe that
Partha Wait
You don't believe me, do you?
I say this now
I will walk away from her right in front of your eyes
You'll believe me then, won't you? Come
Come on
Buddy, I thought you were calling me just for fun
I didn't expect you to bring me here for real
I am not comfortable with you walking away from her or
ditching her in front of me
She won't be that mature let me leave
Hey, friendship is more important to me than love
Sorry buddy Who are you? You are Partha My commander!!!
Get lost!!
I've not been as true to you as you would think
Many a time, I have lied to you saying I was going to a Concert,
ditched you and have gone to watch a porn movie instead
But you have not hidden anything from me and have been your true self
you are as pure as unadulterated Gold
Excuse me; will the 5E bus come now?
Do you have to pull us apart to ask that couldn't you have come around?
You come here my dear
Hello Tell me now Will the 5E bus come now?
With a face like rotten fruit,
you will only have mosquitoes and flies and bees that will come to you
Get lost, don't torture
- You come here - That's enough buddy
We have statues for so many people on the Beach
If they were to ever have a statue to denote friendship,
then, that should be your statue
Come on Don't praise me so much
The Beach is right next to us, what if she commits suicide
Meera, what I am about to say is
Don't Listen to me buddy Poor thing
I feel bad looking at her She looks as white as flour
Let me talk
Meera, the day I proposed to you, you laid out several conditions
I just spoke to you furiously and left
I went home and thought through it calmly
Whatever you said was correct You were saying it for my good
What is wrong with that?
Remember the last condition of yours Asking me to cut this guy's friendship..
I am thinking of following that first
I say this in front of you
I cut off my friendship with him from this very second
"I thought some one was my friend But my heart felt cheated at the end"
"I looked at the thorn and thought it was flower I stand confused"
"Arrack looks like milk as well They are of the same color"
And then Meera the second condition
Hello can you stop for a minute
I am fine being unmarried till the very end, like Avvaiyar
And if I do find a boy,
who is in keeping with all my conditions,
I will inform you Ok!? Bye!
Why are you still standing here ?
Don't you have money for the Bus? I'll give it to you
Take an Auto and go home
Oh my god!!! I counted on her and ditched Partha
What should I do?
I should have been in a wedding procession like this with my girl..!
He burnt down my honeycomb!!!
You should never call me back after this .
Partha, sorry, it was a mistake
Mom! Yes Mom
Partha, Saravanan has locked himself up and is not opening the door
What?
Hey Saravana, why don't you open the door?
Partha where the hell did you go?
He has locked up inside and is refusing to open the door
I don't know what to do I am scared
Is there a Fan inside?
Yes
What about a stool or chair or other furniture items?
Why are you asking me all this Yes, there are
Just answer my question, are your sarees available inside?
Yes, what about it now?
Oh my God!!!
Fine!! It's over the Chair Fan Saree
Did you build a room for him to sleep in or to hang himself in?
Why are you saying all this and scaring me? Save my son!!!
Why this sudden suicide attempt Did you shout at him?
I didn't shout at him
He spoke to someone on the phone last!
Don't know what that damn guy said to him
He ran in to the room and locked the door
Even when you die, you want to get the person with you in trouble!!!
What are you thinking about?
I am thinking of how to erase his dialed numbers list on his phone
What are you blabbering?
I am thinking of how to save him
- Is this Teakwood? - Yes, it is wood
I am going to break this door down
Oh my god!! Are you going to break it?
We have to take some drastic decisions in certain unavoidable circumstances
Are you a Heart patient?
No
Never mind, step back
Operation wood starts now
What are you going to do?
More than him being inside,
looking at you is giving me a slight chest pain
Well Fine
Saravana What happened? I got scared
I was in a bad mood, hence slept
Were you sleeping?
Since you didn't open the door despite me knocking on it for so long,
I got anxious and called Partha
Partha? He would not have come He's a self respecting Man
Self Respecting? Nothing like that, you're mistaken
He did come
He was the one who came and
tried breaking open the door to save you
He ran with such force and .
was about to bring it down when you opened the door!!!!
It was so comical!!!
He hit against the wall with that force and fell down
Oh my god!!! Don't know what happened to him
Poor thing, he fell badly
Why is this guy limping so badly, he was all right earlier?
Hey Partha have a cup of Coffee and then leave
Forget Coffee, he won't even drink water in our house
Why is that?
Ask him
What happened? Partha listen to Mother Wait
What is the problem between the both of you?
I didn't do anything wrong?
So, were you the one who did something wrong?
It's nothing like that
Then, why does he have a long face? Ask him to speak
Why? Won't you speak?
- Mom, do you know what he did? - What?
I shouldn't say it
What did you do?
Mom, I didn't do anything wrong?
Are you guys playing the fool? You are blaming him, he is blaming you!!
I don't want to know why you guys fought
you need to get back to being good friends.
That is all I want
That is why I am talking to both of you Do you understand?
Look at him Mom, you've said so much,
yet he hasn't said a word, he is just glaring
Why don't you speak to him properly ? I want both of you to shake hands
He rather not speak to me than be this formal with me
Why can't you talk to him cheerfully as always ? Come on smile
Please smile
He's smiling angrily like actor Kota Srinivasa Rao
Ask him to smile stylishly the way Partha always does
Why are you torturing me unnecessarily?
Partha It's been 20 years since his Father spoke to me
I know how hurtful it is when a person with you does not speak to you
I thought the both of you would be together and remain happy,
but even you guys are doing this
Do whatever you want!!
I am speaking to you for the sole reason that Mother is asking me to
because she has fed me food several times
Buddy, don't talk so seriously It doesn't suit your face
What my girl said is true You look quite comical
Come on smile. Smile!!
Wait keep quiet
Partha!!! What are you doing inside? Come out!!
Is Partha inside?
Why do you want Partha?
There is a small Settlement
A Settlement? He's inside. I'll send him
Fine!
Buddy, what is this?
An entire group of "Seth" people have come in search of you
Brother Where are you going?
Stop the Car!!!
Hey wait! My friend's life is in danger;
we'll have the wedding after saving him Hang on a bit
Oh my god!!! It's been very long!!
Hey Partha, you better come out!!!
Partha come here!!!
Silence! Why are you screaming as if someone is dead!
Is this guy dead or did she elope with anyone?
Yes, the wedding has been delayed a bit
If we leave now, we'll get caught in traffic
We'll do one thing
We'll have the wedding on the Terrace, we'll have the betel leaf stall there,
the ice cream stall here
How is my idea?
People normally get money from the"Seth";
but I am the only one who has got thrashings from him
Thankfully they didn't hurt me bad,
had one of the guys from the South hit me,
I would have been dead by now
Just let it go, you seem to be having a bad time!!!
My time is fine; it's only the company that is bad!!!
I can see you are trying to pin point me
Now that our friendship has been re-united, we have to celebrate that
What now?
What else? Let's go have a drink
I might even have a drink with a drunkard
but will not have a drink with someone who just sniffs a drink!!!
Buddy I will not drink.
You can drink in my money
I will just sit in a corner and watch you
Is that ok?
Can I trust you?
Why are you asking me such a question? Life is all about trust
Keep it down
He is saying no to Meera
He says only friendship is important Should I or should I not trust him
I am very confused
There is no confusion buddy Go ahead and drink
I have learnt my lesson
Ok Let me test him a little
Everyone says Friendship is more important than love
Friendship is the ship that never sinks
You're my best buddy etc
You can write these down as slogans painted on Lorries
But it never works out in real life
Why are you getting everything wrong ? Friendship is more important than love..
Love may come today
and be gone tomorrow, but friendship will last till the very end
You don't understand Let me explain it clearly
This is me
This is your girl Meera
This is you
Now, have both of you become one?
Now, See this
Now, the two of you who got together are in my heart
But where am I, the person who helped both of you come together?
In the Dust bin Buddy
Understand this buddy, if your love works out,
you will get married to her in the future and get caught in that little circle
You will not think of Partha after that
What is this buddy? Are you testing me?
What is the big deal about love?
Meera walked in yesterday and is gone today
But our Friendship
We've been friends even before we learnt to speak the first word
Do you remember Partha
your Mother would apply Neem oil on your thumb
because you had the habit of sucking it
At that point, it was my thumb that you sucked
What do you want me to do for that now?
Get lost
Buddy
How did he find out ? I thought I acted well
Buddy, why would I test you? I didn't test you
I know how and in what modulation you will speak each dialogue
Touch your heart and tell me didn't you test me?
Yes Buddy
I tested you Buddy
You don't need a Meera henceforth and I don't need my Jangri,
we don't need women
Partha let it go let it be
Look here We were friends We are friends still
We will be friends in the future as well ok?
Ok Buddy, the past remains the past
I am very happy after my drink today
I want to do something for you What can I do for you ?
You don't have to do all that
Come on tell me
What else am I going to ask you for?
I want to forget about everything and be happy
I should be in another world
We'll be in water for 24 hours but won't be drunk!!!
"Seer fish; Pomfret"
"If you find Cat fish and Butter fish"
"We have the Prawns "
"Get down and have fun Gopalu"
"Seer fish; Pomfret"
"If you find Cat fish and Butter fish We have the Prawns "
"Get down and have fun Gopalu"
"You don't ever need a woman's love Buddy"
"It's a drink that will make you tipsy even as you open the lid"
"You don't ever need a woman's love Buddy"
"It's a drink that will make you tipsy even as you open the lid"
"Love is like the sea it is salt water"
"Even when it gets a little salty, chuck it immediately"
"Marry a girl of your mother's choice and there's no torture there"
"If you marry the girl you love, you will be torn apart for sure"
"Marry a girl of your mother's choice and there's no torture there"
"If you marry the girl you love, you will be torn apart for sure"
"You don't need a babe that will make you cry"
"It is enough to have a friend who'll shed a tear when you die"
"Seer fish; Pomfret"
"If you find Cat fish and Butter fish"
"We have the Prawns "
"Get down and have fun Gopalu"
"Seer fish; Pomfret"
"If you find Cat fish and Butter fish"
"We have the Prawns "
"Get down and have fun Gopalu"
"We used to ride on the bike together"
"Now the back seat is empty, I can't find her"
"We flirted on the beach comfortably"
"Now even the sea is weeping for me sadly"
"We used to ride on the bike together"
"Now the back seat is empty, I can't find her"
"We flirted on the beach comfortably"
"Now even the sea is weeping for me sadly"
"When you are in love, you are blind to all flaws"
"But when you open your eyes, there's no love at all"
"She left me She left; and like a fish leaving water"
"I am a wounded Myna, now singing a Ghana"
"Women are like Sugar"
"Hurrah Hurrah - Pomfret "
"Friendship is like a Vaccine"
"Hurrah Hurrah - Gopalu"
"Women are like Sugar"
"They will dissolve a Man"
"Friendship is like a Vaccine"
"It repairs a broken heart"
"You don't ever need a woman's love Buddy"
"It's a drink that will make you tipsy even as you open the lid"
"Love is like the sea it is salt water"
"Even when it gets a little salty, chuck it immediately"
"Trusting a woman who came half way"
"A long time friendship I threw away"
"She tore me up like a daily calendar"
"I destroyed myself, believing in that Angel"
"Only her skin is fair, but she tossed you away slowly"
"What can you do now ? I told you so my Friend"
"She has locked me up tight and thrown away the key"
"Unlock me buddy and set me free"
"Her Kohl smeared eyes Are only full of lies"
"Her lipstick stained mouth"
"Hurtful words she will spew out"
"Her Kohl smeared eyes - Only full of lies"
"Her lipstick stained mouth - Only hurtful words"
"You don't ever need a woman's love Buddy"
"It's a drink that will make you tipsy even as you open the lid"
"Love is like the sea it is salt water"
"Even when it gets a little salty, chuck it immediately"
"Marry a girl of your mother's choice and there's no torture there"
"If you marry the girl you love, you will be torn apart for sure"
"Marry a girl of your mother's choice and there's no torture there"
"If you marry the girl you love, you will be torn apart for sure"
"You don't need a babe that will make you cry"
"It is enough to have a friend who'll shed a tear when you die"
Buddy I may jump in to the sea and fall prey to the fishes,
but will not go behind Meera anymore. I swear on you
My God!!! What force!
You're Gold!! Pure Gold!!
Where the hell did she go?
Just because no one questions her, she is roaming around everywhere
Irresponsible Does she even think of the house or family?
"My results are coming out today, as Saravanan is not there;
please drop me at the University"
"Instead of writing Tamil erroneously, you can get lost somewhere "
Stop right here Stop
Why is he waiting outside at this time?
What happened Dad? Why are you so tense?
Saravana I can't find Mom
She must have gone somewhere close by, why are you getting worried for this?
- Let's go in - No Saravana
I have enquired in the neighborhood, at the temple and everywhere else
She is not there anywhere
That's why I have given a complaint at the Police Station
A complaint at the Police Station What are you saying Dad?
Your Mom and I had a fight in the morning as usual
How much ever I shout at her, she would normally stay home
Don't know what happened today, can't find her till now
Saravana I am really scared
Did you try calling Mom on the mobile?
Her Mobile number
What about the mobile number?
Tell me dad
I don't know Mom's mobile number
What? Don't you know her number?
You dutifully take down numbers of the Cable, EB, Gas people,
but you don't know your own wife's number
- Aren't you ashamed to say this? - Hey Saravana!
Do you think you belong to Nakeeran's clan,
that you won't forgive someone if they make a mistake?
Give me the phone!!
Dad, Mom's mobile number has been switched off
Don't know what happened to her or where she has gone
Are you happy now? Are you satisfied now?
Saravana she does not have to study or go to College or do a Degree
She does not have to do anything
It is enough if we get her back
Why were you so adamant all these years? What did she do that was so wrong?
One small lie and that too because she wanted to live her life with you
If something were to happen to my Mom, I will not spare you Dad
Why are you waiting outside, letting all the mosquitoes bite you ?
You can sit under the fan, inside
What is it Saravana, why're you standing like the statue on the Beach?
Do you have any brains Mom?
We're looking for you across town
and here you come enquiring about mosquito bites
When you leave home, will you not inform us about
where you are going or when you are coming back?
You just walk away with out a care
Saravana The results have come
I wanted to go to the Maangadu temple and pray.
I got late there
You can go to Maangadu or any other place
I am not concerned about that
Couldn't you have made a call before going?
Buy me a new phone this one turns off every now and then.
The charge does not stay
If you didn't have the charge, call from the Landline or inform the neighbor
Or else, write on that board that
this Man has hung inside the house and then get lost
Oh yes I never thought of it
Obviously Mom You will not think of it
You are not educated
As this Man says, you're an uneducated donkey!
I have just been watching all along; you have been speaking too much
Just because I have not spoken to her for 20 years,
that does not mean you can say whatever you want
Who are you to shout at her?
Are you some big collector, are you highly educated yourself?
She just got late at the Temple, she's back now
Why are you acting like some big Shenbagam, you go inside
Look at him speak senseless
What is senseless?
Saravana! Dad has spoken to me!
He has spoken to me!
Dad! Didn't you just speak to Mom?
She is my wife and I will speak to her
What's the problem with that?
Wow!! Look at this!!
One minute
Give me that Mom
Not that This
For twenty years, you will torture her without speaking to her,
asking her to pass a degree
And then you will change your mind in an instant and say she is your wife
and my mother will also come behind you
Here Hold this Open it
Open it and see
This paper is not important to me
Your mother has come back That's enough
Let it go
I can't let it go like that
This may be a mere paper to you That is not how it is for me
This is my mom's hard work of 20 years, her dream
This has my hard work as well, if not for me; you have to open
this for my mother Open it
When he doesn't want to open it himself
Why are you torturing him to open it?
Just one kind word from your husband and you have changed sides immediately
Keep quiet Mom I am very tense
Dad, you open it I am telling you
I have opened it is this enough?
He doesn't listen when I say something
Thanks God!
I failed the exam again
You failed again?!
God, I am calling out to you from your abode
I know you won't get angry
Please get my son married to the girl he is in love with,
just the way my wife, Shenbagam wanted
If only that happens
What are you praying for using my name?
What is that girl's name?
Meera
Aren't you after that girl?
Dad Meera and I just hang around as friends
That's enough That girl has to come home as our daughter in law
Your mom has told me everything
Ask Meera when your Mom and I can go to her house formally,
to seek her hand in marriage
This is what I thought you would say
Saravana go tell that girl,
that Mom and Dad have agreed to the Wedding
Fine Mom
What is it? Your "Fine Mom" doesn't seem all right
Have you had a fight with her?
Not a fight
It's fine if you've had a fight, go fall at her feet and ask her
when the both of us can go to her house to meet her
Only the family that listens to the lady at home will do well
Do you understand?
Go
Go on don't keep standing here
Go ahead
Dad is telling you this Go
Saravanan you are going to live a 100 years!!!
I was just thinking of you and you are here already
Unbelievable!!
Are you free tomorrow?
What is it Meera? I am free. Tell me
I need to tell you a lot of things have to speak my mind to you
Can we meet tomorrow?
Yes Meera Tell me when and where and I will be there immediately
I'll call you tomorrow
How come you're dressed formally? And you are on time!!
What happened to you? Is there any problem?
There's no problem
Are you sure?
Yes, I am sure
Can't believe it
Why are you standing? Sit down
Tell me What is it?
You were the one who asked me to come here yesterday
Oh!! Sorry, I was the one who asked you to come!!!
Why did I ask you to come ?
My Dad found a boy in accordance to my conditions
I'll be meeting him for the first time; in another five minutes
A cup of Coffee and then a Movie
Saravanan what happened?
I asked you to come because you need to see the man I am going to marry
You might change atleast after seeing him
Don't get me wrong, if you're here when he comes,
I will have to introduce you to him
I might have to tell him about
how you've loitered around the different Traffic Signals
Not just that we may have a personal chat
Dad has spoken about you a lot
Meera, what is your weight?
Why? What happened?
I got scared looking at the BMI
Do you eat a lot?
Why?
Meera you are 22 years old
Even as of now, you are overweight by 5 kilos
Then in another 5 years you will weigh 8 kilos in excess
And in 10 years, you will be excess by 12 kilos
Everyone will call you "Aunty" then
But you look like one already
But that is not our problem now
Didn't you win the first place in your school fancy dress competition?
I mean fancy dress competiton
No There was nothing like that
Hey, don't lie Am sure you won the first place
Even now, I see you are dressed so gaudily in this green,
I can imagine you must have won the first prize
What a Torture!!!
Meera Your teeth!!
Meera, don't smile with your teeth showing
Excuse me; please don't serve her the lemon juice
She won't be having that
Why?
Is there some food that will help put on weight?
Some thing like the heavy, rich south Indian dishes and dessert
She would need that
Sorry, we don't serve that kind of food
Meera, there is a good Biriyani place close by
They have a special offer as well. Buy one and get the other free
You can gorge on a good leg piece
Are you mad?
Who are you calling Mad?
You are Mad!! Mad guy!!!
Who do you think you are? Questioning me like a lawyer
You don't even know how to talk to a girl
What is your height, what is you weight, how old are you ?
What are you doing, are you hiring for the Military or the Police?
Look at you blinking like a Thief
You and your silly face and your silly clothes!!!!
You dense head!!! What do you care about the way I dress
Dunce!!
You are dressed like a Junior Artiste in a Hollywood movie Get lost!!!
What do you mean "Mind your words?"
Did you mind your words?
For the things you said,
I will get my dad to give you a thrashing and put you behind bars
Why are you screaming like a woman on the roads?
Don't you know how to behave in public?
I thought you came from a good family, but you seem to be that kind of girl
You should know the culture of giving a hug
when you meet someone for the first time
You don't even know that!!!
You've just eaten whatever you've wanted and are plump and round now!!!
I just asked you to smile a bit Your smile frightened everyone
Is this how you show your teeth in the Flight?
You're not even a little bit health conscious,
no sense of make up, no sense of dressing
You've come here as if you are going to shop
for pumpkins at the wholesale market
Imagine if I were to take you out after our wedding
Get lost
I'll kill you
If I whack you, your face will go for a toss
Look at that Idiot!!!
Did they give birth to him or did they make him?
Look at what he spoke
Sorry Meera you are so thin but he called you fat
Meera, I stayed quiet only for your sake
Else when he teased you about the gaudy green,
I would have stepped in and taken care of him
I am serious Meera,
I don't know if you'll find a person in accordance with all your conditions
But you will find a guy that your heart will say yes to
There is no need for you to fall in love with me
But you don't have to go around with monkeys in Coats
You don't worry I will find him somehow and
Fine Meera
you are in a bad mood now, I don't want to disturb you now
I'll give you a "Missed call" or send you an sms
You don't worry Meera I am there for you
Buddy I may jump in to the sea and fall prey to the fishes,
but will not go behind Meera anymore. I swear on you
People, who have been jilted by their lover,
people who have lost faith in friends
People who have been affected by such worldly affairs and become Ascetics
And have sought me in search of spiritualism
Heartfelt blessings from me, Ulundhurpettai Ullagananda
Salutations to the Teacher!!!
What is this that I have in my hand ?
A Banana
- Are you from Royapuram? - Yes!!
What do you think of when you see this?
Actors Goundamani and Senthil
He is trying to give an important message to the World
why don't you let him do that
It is only when a man loses these 4 things in this worldly life
That is, Friendship, Love, Family and Society,
will he get this fruit called Spirituality
If you give a rupee and fifty paise,
you will get it even from the local vendor
Don't keep interrupting everything he is saying
What is that commotion there ?
All of you close your eyes and get in to deep meditation
Engross yourself and hear the sound of God
Is this how the sound of God will be?
Master, I can hear it as "isk isk"
Do you hear "isk isk?"
Yes Master We are also hearing it as "isk isk"
Is everyone hearing it as ""isk isk"?
I am also hearing the same thing
Let's give it another try
I am hearing "isk isk" again
Go away!!
Oh my God Partha!! Why are you dressed like a Saint?
A person, who has failed in love,
will only wear a Saint's dress, not the Navy Dress Sweets
Our love has not failed Sweets
He has helped our love succeed
Yes Mr. Parthasarathy, the other day,
I said some horrible things at the Temple
And that became the reason for your love to fall apart
My conscience gave me a tough time Mr. Parthasarathy
I headed to see sister right away, apologized to her and made a promise
What he says is true This is the last time he is going to meet you
He has promised me that he will not see you,
meet you or even send you an sms
That is why I have come to see you again
Yes, both of you need to do well in life
Bye Mr. Parthasarathy, I'll take leave sister
I have a prospective groom coming to see me at home tomorrow,
but I will tell them that I will only marry you
Are you happy?
I am saying something happy, why do you have a frown?
Smile Sweets
Disciple
- Hang on - Oh my! Yes Master!!
What is this disciple?
Are you going to fall in to the pit of worldly pleasures again?
Yes Master
She will make you marry her first and
then she will make you go on your knees all your life
Whatever she makes me do, I am fine with it Master
I need my honey My honey bun
Oh wow! Honey bun!!!
In that case, can you send her to me for half an hour of my spiritual research..?
I will slap you!!! Get lost!!!
Don't ever befriend such vagabonds!! He is not an original!!
Is he an assembled set then, if he is not an original?!!
This sense of humor is what I like about you best, sweets
And one more thing, don't hang around with that Saravanan any more
If I see you with him again, your sweetheart will leave you
Our love will be over I'll meet you there in the evening
What is this Mr. Saravanan?
You have shamelessly come back to see me
Hey Fraud!! This Saravanan helped you get back to your girlfriend
Does it ever strike you that you should help him get back to his girl?
Doesn't your heart trouble you?
You useless dog
Won't your conscience ask you such questions Mr. Parthasarathy ?
I have got on to the Bike
but you haven't yet got on to the Bike Mr. Parthasarathy
Despite me telling you so many times,
you are still hanging around with that Saravanan!!! Damn!!!
Why did you bring me here after asking me to get you back
with your girl Meera, Mr. Saravanan?
Meera is taking her first flight from Chennai to Mumbai at 9.30 tomorrow;
for her air hostess training
What do you want me to do for that?
Do you want me to keep a lemon under the Flight Tyres for luck
or do you want me to wave out from the Terrace?
You don't have to do all that
Tickets for 2 people to Mumbai and back
The Flight charges are 20,000 Rupees, but at this Travel Agency,
it is just 19,999 Rupees
That's why I got you here
Get lost
Hey Fraud
You will start this way and then humiliate me by saying,
isn't your conscience asking you this Mr. Parthasarathy?
Isn't that it?
Where will I arrange for 20,000 Rupees ?
Mr. Parthasarathy These tickets
Oh God!!! What clothes are these? It's giving my eyes a glare!!
When compared to that TTR coat of yours, mine are much better!!!
Do you work at Kingfisher?
Why is it that no wine shop serves your company's brand of beer, chilled?
Can I meet your MD about this?
- No one is responsible!!! - Thank you so much
Look here; there is nothing between us the way you think it to be
Don't create any scene unnecessarily and try and impress me
Just because I didn't like him,
don't think I am going to say "ok" to you
I don't like you either, ok?
What is this Meera, won't you ever understand me?
Take this, and charge up your battery
Do you want to have another round?
After a while
Look at what she said
Despite me coming down so much, she has no mercy
She just hurled abuses at me in English
You should be
Note this day down in your Diary
You will never forget this day in your Life
Buddy, let's go
Greetings!
Why are you standing outside, like you've come here to sell pancakes
Come in
They usually say something, don't they ask her to say that
She usually says she doesn't like you
Why don't you say it ?
Not that That one Welcome to
Ask her to say that
Ask her to say that with a smile
Why are you saying that with a grumpy face, as if you are working at the Ration shop ?
Say it with a smile
This is just the beginning
Hey! Who are you laying your hands on ?
Hey!!!! Take off your hand
Aunty please lift me
What happened Sir? Why are you fighting?
Tell me what the problem is, I will solve it
Tell me now What is the problem ?
Life itself is a problem I am not getting anything I wanted
Don't you know? Even my love didn't work out
Get me the window seat atleast; I will be thankful to you
Excuse me sir Can you please give in for him ?
One guy eats the food, but does the other have to pay the Tip?
I will buy the Ticket and he will take the Window Seat??
Can't do that
He talks too much.
It will not work out I will travel on the Foot board
Hello What are you saying?
How will you travel on the Foot board in a Flight?
You can't do that Please sit down
What is this? You won't allow me to travel on the Foot board;
you won't give me a window seat
Should I go sit in the Driver seat then?
What? The Driver's Seat..?
Then, give him your seat
Oh my God!!!
Whatever said and done, you are my friend's ex lover
Ask him to take the window seat Go!
Are you trying to give me charity? I don't need that Get lost!
Don't act vainly
More people lose because of vanity,
than the number of people losing on the battle field
Why are you mouthing "punch dialogues" unnecessarily?
I will say whatever I want .
Sir, please!!! I request the both of you to take your seats
Fine Buddy, you sit there now You'll anyway stop at the Canteen midway,
we'll change seats then
What A canteen ? Sir We don't stop at any canteen
Oh, so this is a "point to point"?
No Sir you'll get everything here
Do you get everything here?
Yes, I request the both of you; please take your seats
Buddy, I feel bad for her
Neither of us will take the window seat, we'll sit here
A belt ? I am already wearing a belt; buddy is wearing one too
I am not talking about that belt; I am talking about the seat belt
Seat belt?
Oh my I haven't brought a seat belt
One minute
Meera What are you doing in public? That Aunty is looking
Buddy What are you doing?
I am climbing a coconut tree!!!
My stomach is churning with the Flight's turbulence
I am scared, hence reciting the "Gayathri Mantra"
What are you saying?
Hello!!!! Madam, yes you come here
Come here
Tell me Sir
Take the belt off for me
Why? What happened?
I need to see the Driver I have my doubts
The Driver ?
Ask the Cleaner to come instead
Why are you talking like a strict Nurse in an ICU Ward?
Is Human life that cheap to you?
If something untoward happens, who will be answerable to
Partha or my family or my girl? Will you answer them?
What is this? You are saying all kinds of things
Nothing will happen to you
If something does happen, we'll give you a Parachute
What will we do with coconut oil when we are about to die?
I don't know all that We've got inside trusting you
Just give me a signed paper stating that
you stand guarantee for all our lives That's enough
How can I do that Sir?
You're pondering over this too much
Take the belt off I will go see the Driver
Don't look at your sister like that
If she is my sister; then, who is Meera?
She is your sister as well
Instead of making all girls my sister,
you might as well give me a white robe and make me a "Father"
Hello Sir I am Jenifer, the Senior Air Hostess
Tell me, sir is there a problem? Can I help you?
I don't need any help
If you just stand here smiling; and talking to us; that would do
Buddy She is the Queen of Smiles
Did I say she is a bag of Rice?
Not that Sir I believe you asked for a signed paper Meera told me
A signed Paper ? Did Meera say that?
Where is she?
Hello Meera
Come here
Meera Relax
Control your anger first Why are you shouting unnecessarily?
No Jennifer They are acting too smart
Meera isn't this your first day of training?
Yes
As a Senior Airhostess, a small bit of advice,
you need to learn a lot on how to behave with Passengers
Hey let them work
Boss
Can we have 2 pegs each ?
What A peg ?
Despite all the checking, did you manage to sneak a bottle in to your underwear?
You are super, buddy?
Hey They said we would get everything here
They serve it free
I'll get you some Wait
4 Larges of Scotch whisky 2 Glasses
and then my buddy will have some water to mix his drink
Then these side dishes wafers, sprouts and nuts
In exactly 22 minutes, bring in half boiled eggs with extra pepper
and then 2 egg Dosas, make it crispy if you can
Can you repeat the order please ?
What is this you are blinking?
I will repeat the order; write it down at the back of a cigarette box
4 Large
Sorry Sir you don't get all that here
Drinks are served only in an International Flight
So, you are a mere Local then?
Buddy, this is just a Town Bus
Then why don't you atleast play some old movies for us to watch
Sir do you need anything else? I'll leave
I won't let you escape like that
You were the one who said you get everything here
My friend had free liquor on his flight to Dubai
Are you taking money and then trying to cheat us?
Either serve us the liquor or take the Flight to the Police station directly
We'll settle this there
Good!!
What happened Sir is there a problem again?
There's no problem I just asked for some water to drink
She says you won't get it in this flight ask for it in another flight she says
Henceforth, whatever it is you need, you can speak to me
You are superb I expect a lot more like this from you..
Hey!!! Let that girl work
You are calling her every other minute as if she were your cousin,
and keep grabbing her hand
Hey Meera .
Why are you getting angry Meera ?
Saravanan!!!! I am so angry that .
Why are you behaving so cheaply in front of everyone and torturing me?
Ok Meera!! I am behaving badly and
cheaply; and torturing you in front of everyone
Your father is the DC
If you had made just one complaint against me,
they would have filed cases on me and put me behind bars
You could have done that and been in peace
Why didn't you?
Go ahead and do that Do it
Why are you hesitating?
You can't do it Meera because you are sincerely in love with me
But your ego stops you from accepting it openly
That is the truth
No Saravanan I don't have an ego
Let it go Meera, from the moment you saw me to now,
didn't you for a second think of falling in love with me?
Tell me that you didn't think of it I promise. I'll never look at you again
Tell me, Meera Tell me
I did think of it Saravanan I did Is that enough?
When the boy my dad found for me rejected me and embarrassed me,
I did think you were better compared to him
Right at the beginning,
I did think of grabbing your shirt and telling you that I liked you
But I couldn't tell you that openly in that situation
Is that enough?
I needed some time to get out of that
You don't seem to understand that Saravanan
You are saying so much now,
instead you could have simply told me you needed time
If you had said that,
I would have waited for you for any number of days
Instead, you kept saying "I don't like you, I don't love you;
I hate you to the Core "
You can grab my shirt and say "I love you" even now
"Akila Akila"
"The flower in me has bloomed"
"Honey flows with your touch"
"The Fragrance spreads all around OK OK"
"With the heat the clouds"
"My moment is sweetened"
"When you come I am ignited"
"Now even if I am killed it is OK OK"
"Your look your look, your words"
"Have never attracted me for a moment"
"Yet you came bravely "
"And made this love embrace me, comfortingly"
"Akila Akila"
"The flower in me has bloomed"
"Honey flows with your touch"
"The Fragrance spreads all around OK OK"
"With the heat the clouds"
"My moment is sweetened"
"When you come I am ignited"
"Now even if I am killed it is OK OK"
"The light drizzle of your love you poured"
"Without spilling it, in my hand I stored"
"My skies became multi-colored"
"I skipped away like clouds in the wind"
"With your eyes with your eyes you paint the rainbow"
"And that turns blue in the wave of love"
"When fingers entangled when eyes met"
"The fish fell willingly into the net"
"Akila Akila"
"The flower in me has bloomed"
"Honey flows with your touch"
"The Fragrance spreads all around OK OK"
"With the heat the clouds"
"My moment is sweetened"
"When you come I am ignited"
"Now even if I am killed it is OK OK"
"Like lightning you struck my eyes and went away"
"What can I say about this electric invasion"
"Like a full stop I locked myself up"
"But you decorated my heart's door step"
"With flowers slowly"
"Like Armstrong's 1st step on the moon"
"I stepped into year heart strong"
"Did the parrot move or did the branch move"
"But the leaves have now sprouted wings"
"Akila Akila"
"The flower in me has bloomed"
"Honey flows with your touch"
"The Fragrance spreads all around OK OK"
"With the heat the clouds"
"My moment is sweetened"
"When you come I am ignited"
"Now even if I am killed it is OK OK"
Now that Saravanan has made Meera fall in love with him,
why did Meera decide to marry someone else?
See that for yourself
Dear God!! This is the Car's 100th Customer.
Hope the couple leads a happy life
This sounds like our dialogue
You ?
You went on the bike with him, despite me telling you not to
You are never going to get married till the end
Why are you feeling bad? You will remain an Ascetic!!!
He looks like a steel wire wearing a Coat and he gets to be the Bridegroom!
That's enough! Shut up!! This was because of you!
My girl told me not to be friends with you
I should have cut off being friends with you even then
Look what happened now,
my sweet has been served on another person's plate!!
Meera asked me to cut off my friendship with you,
did I cut your friendship or did Meera not fall in love with me?
Do not talk like a mad guy
Hey, who is Mad? You are mad!!
Let it go buddy!!!
How will I get my sweets back? Where will I go for her?
Buddy, don't get me wrong
If you want to look at a girl, speak to her, flirt with her,
fall in love and end it with Marriage, you got to have the talent for it
You need managerial skills
You don't have even a bit of it You have to accept that
Take your hands off me!!!
Are we going to start a software company for you to talk about
needing Managerial skills ?
This is love, this is about love
Why are you turning the phone to the"Silent" mode ?
It is 12 missed calls already
She might mistake you, attend the call.
Atleast you can be happy with the girl you like
Buddy, you're useless, you're a dud!
Now I know why your girl ditched you and ran away with someone else
She didn't run away with someone ? Hey, she married someone and left!!!
It's the same thing!
Fine, I accept it, I am useless, and I am a dud!
What are you, some expert on love or the King of it?
And this!! Put this on the"Silent" mode
Your girl called you 12 times;
you turned it on to the"Silent" mode all the 12 times
I asked you to answer the call, was that wrong? Was it?
It was wrong!!
If you answer the phone immediately,
won't she think we are idle during work hours ?
Even if you are free, you must act busy
You must attend the call only after getting 10-15"missed calls"
If you dance to all their tunes, they will just sit on top of your head!!
You need to let it go a little
Didn't you see ? 12"Missed calls"
She must be yearning for me to answer the phone
Didn't I make her yearn ? Get lost!!!
Buddy I feel a little dazed,
like I have just got up from an afternoon nap
Explain this a little clearly please
Listening to you might help with making my next love a success
When you are 15 or 16 years old, that spark that explodes in an instant
at the very first sight that is called Love
And then, the love that comes after 7 or 8 girls during, 11th, 12th
Class or College or the place you work
That is not called love They are called Projects
Do you remember Gayathri ? I was in my 8th Standard
That was love
Seeing Meera at the Anna Nagar signal, that was a mere Project
Then, according to you, seeing her,
meeting her, being with her, none of it was love
Of course not!!! How many times do I say it? It was a Project
A Project A Project!!!
There are many Projects like this you have a lot to learn from me
Hey! Shut up
..you dropped your Mom in the middle of the road as soon as you saw that girl..
Did you do that thinking this was a Project?
Fine, let that be
When the boy her father had found for her did not like her
You came out of the theatre dancing like you had lost your mind;
did you think it was a Project even then?
Fine, you let that be
When that girl kept telling you she did not like you,
you pleaded and fell at her feet and made her fall in love with you
Did you do that thinking it was a Project?
Come on, why don't you swear on your conscience
that you are not in love with her and that she is a mere Project?
Come on, tell me
No buddy I am truly in love with Meera
That is
Just because your love worked out,
that doesn't mean you can say anything you want
If the person listening to you is a fool, you would even say that
KS Ravikumar invented the Carom Board
I'll tell you this,
..if Meera were to come in front of you, you will curl up and tremble
Unnecessary Talk
Meera, what are you doing here? Is there a problem?
Should I drop you ?
Do you remember that girl Gayathri I was in my 8th Standard ?
That was love
Seeing Meera at the Anna Nagar signal, that was a mere Project
Then, according to you, seeing her, meeting her, being with her,
none of it was love
Of course not!!! How many times do I say it?
Meera was a Project A Project A Project!!!
Instead of putting the phone on the "Silent" mode, I think I turned it on
Oh my god!!!
Meera I was just kidding
Buddy, the wedding arrangements look very grand Let's go back
Are you mad? Is this why we came to Pondicherry?
We are going in; we are going to stop the Wedding
How will you stop the Wedding?
Look here
All the evidence to prove that Meera and I've been in Love all along; is in this..
We are going to take this inside and show everyone there
The whole place will get to watch a Free Show!!!
I thought you were going to fall at her feet and
bring her without anyone's knowledge
But you are going to threaten her with evidence
Buddy, I am in this line of work
Do you know how difficult it is to conduct a wedding?
Listen to me, let's go back
She will be in love with me but will marry someone else
Am I expected to shower my blessings on her?
You may be like that, but I am not Get lost!!!
Meera Saravanan
Hello Have you got the girl? Have you stopped the wedding?
Where are you?
Buddy I've started the car, moved it to the top gear and kept it ready,
we'll flee as soon as you come What do you say?
You don't have to do any such thing,
just leave the car and come out of the wedding hall
What are you saying?
I should leave the car, come out and ?
Take the 2nd right and come to Honey Wines there
Why are you asking me to ?
Hey Partha come on
- Come Sit down - What is this ?
You told me you were going to stop the wedding,
you were going to abduct the girl but here you are, sniffing your drink
What? Am I sniffing a drink? Look at this
Buddy you are drinking!!
Yes, I am
You are drinking!!!
Yes, I am drinking
Even when they told me about the Ganesh idol drinking milk, I wasn't surprised
I am surprised to see you drink
Buddy Meera's wedding will get stalled in another 10 minutes
I've just started the countdown
When we were in love,
these were the greeting cards you gave me saying you love me, miss me etc.
Phone bills for all those 4 to 5 hour long,
boring phone conversations that you tortured me with each night
Here are all the photographs
we took of ourselves across the Beach or Park or Temple or anywhere else
If I go up to the wedding stage and show them all this,
you will never ever get married in this life time
I swear this wedding will not happen, nor will I let it happen
By now, she must be really petrified
Let's have a drink first and
then we'll go to the wedding hall and tear them apart
After that, her Father will tear and rip us apart
Why are you so scared all the time?
Don't I get down to doing things for you if you have a problem,
why do you chicken out when it comes to me?
Are you a true Friend?
Are you asking ME this question?
I am someone who dares to do anything for friendship.
We are going to the wedding hall and ripping everyone apart.
I'll be back with clubs, cycle chains and other things
Come on
Mom
Hey Saravana
We just asked the astrologer about how Meera and you will be as a pair
They said the astrological charts match very well
As soon as we are back,
we need to go to Meera's house to talk to her parents and finalize the wedding
Mom
What is it? I am talking to you and you are just quiet
Where are you?
I've come to Pondicherry for a wedding
Oh, so you are at a Wedding
As always, don't just come back after feasting on the food;
ensure you wish the couple
You must do what Mom asks you to do
Fine Mom, I will do what you want me to do
I will wish them - Fine
Come on
Everything is ready; I've got a local guy along with me,
just to be on the safer side
Let's go
Hey!
Sir, you can leave
- Hey! We need a local guy with us - Wait, come here
Buddy, I am basically a good guy at heart
I was worried that I may not be able to stop the wedding when I am normal;
hence to turn in to a bad guy, I had a drink
It is only after a drink did I realize that I am a very good guy
What about that now?
Let Meera live a good life, even my Mom has asked me to wish her
I've never done anything she has wanted me to do
I should listen to her atleast this time
Come
Come on!!
Fine!!! Just wait I'll come back with a Bouquet
I wanted to stop the wedding and you went to pick up sticks to beat them up..
I said I didn't want to stop the wedding and you are going to buy a Bouquet
You are dancing to all my tunes
Who are you?
I am your Friend
The young and old, friends and well wishers, Greetings to everyone!!
Buddy, he keeps glaring at us each time
See what I do to you
Why are you looking at us the way a Cobra would look at an egg?
We will leave after wishing the couple
You can please be where you are
The Aunties who have come here wearing borrowed necklaces
Uncles who are debating on whether to gift Fifty one Rupees or
a Hundred and one rupees
Those who came here to play cards and those who came here to steal footwear
My Friend here is going to wish the couple and
share a small story with all of you
I humbly request all of you to grasp the profound meaning of the story and
benefit from it
Thank you buddy
I am going to narrate a love story and I dedicate it to the groom and girl
A male butterfly
A female butterfly
The two butterflies get together inside a Hibiscus flower and
are involved in activities that need to be censored
Don't know whose evil eye fell on them;
the two butterflies had a test for each other
The butterfly that manages to get honey. out of the rose first was the winner and
was said to have better love
The female butterfly got up at 4.30am in the morning and
waited to get the honey out of the rose
The Rose bloomed
The female butterfly was shocked
Because the male butterfly wanting to prove that his love was superior,
had got in to the flower even as it was a bud .
And had died gasping for breath
Why?
Because the truth, significance and purity of Love took over
the male butterfly died
That male butterfly was none other than my friend
Let them be happy
Aren't you sad that you are missing out on a very good guy ?
We've got just one life,
..do you want to leave everything behind and go away with him happily?
I'll kill you I've spent 50 lakhs on this wedding!!!
Didn't I make all arrangements only after checking with you?
Wipe your tears be a good girl and smile
Police are here Let's go
Let it go Why are you doing all this?
Let it go Everything is over now
As soon as we go back to Chennai,
we'll form an association for all the young men
who have been ditched by their lovers
You are the Leader and I am the general secretary
If we call for a meeting at the Marina Beach,
crowds will gather as though as if it is some Congregation
It's a fact, because if these girls say "yes" to 10 men in a day,
they ditch 10,000 in a day
What are you saying buddy?
I am not saying this
The Sensex is saying so I have the records
Oh my god!!!
I don't ever want to be associated with these girls!
What if a girl more beautiful than Meera says 'I love you' to you,
won't you accept it?
No way
What if Meera stops this wedding herself and comes and
hugs you saying "Saravanan" what will you do?
No buddy that won't happen
What if someone comes along to get Meera and you back together?
No one will come forth to do such things for me
Look at him; he's got two babes by his side
We pant and puff just to manage one babe
You seem to have had your Coffee early in the morning
Catch him
Who is he? Why are you taking the "Wedding thread"?
Who are you?
All the Ladies and Gentlemen!! Come on
Who are you? Hello! Stop
Give the "Wedding thread" it's time for the wedding
I am Rajni Murugan, president of the Rajni Fans Association, Pondicherry
Who are you and what are you doing here?
I thought you've come to attend the wedding,
but you've taken the Thread and are creating problems here
Who are you?
You've given birth to a scoundrel!!!
You will obviously have a problem;
people are not going to praise you for it
Look at him talking, shut up!!!
Why are you all merely watching, won't you question him?
Who are you? Why are you doing this?
All of you please calm down
Sit down everybody!!!
Listen attentively to what I am saying.
One of the Businessmen from our town sent his son to study in Chennai
That Scoundrel, instead of studying, fell in love with a girl;
had a good time with her and then cheated her
And because his Dad fixed his wedding with a girl from a well to do family,
escaped from there and came to Pondicherry
The girl, who was jilted,
went to a VIP in Pondicherry and asked for justice
That VIP is none other than me
And she is the girl who came here asking for justice
And she is my darling, the one who brought her here
He is the scoundrel who cheated that girl
And he is the Father of that Scoundrel
Uncle, don't believe him I don't even know who this girl is
I have not even seen her before this
Who do you not know? Tell me
Getting so worked up is not good for your health
He says he doesn't know you,
let's find a better guy for you to marry hang on
What is this Murugan, he is lying and you believe him?
Hey Weren't you the one who was in love with her and
then cheated her? Don't you have a conscience?
Sweetheart If you get tense, your face will turn red and
you will look more beautiful
Won't my mood change,
when I have actually come here to settle things between them
What is happening here?
Block him!!!
Who are you guys? Let me go!!!
Are you trying to escape after doing everything?
Wait Sir is asking us to keep quiet
What is happening?
We can do anything to ensure a girl's life turns out well..
Because
Because?
Girls are as important as our eyes
Who is this mad guy?
Come here!!
Let me go, sir
Hey you said you didn't even know who this girl is Why did you run away?
Were you scared?
I honestly don't know who this girl is
Don't you know who she is? Don't you? Tell me!!
I'll tell you Sir
I saw Priya on May 12, 2008!
I was in love as soon as I saw her.
6 months of one sided love and 2 years of both us being in love!
Valentine's Day in 2011;
we were going home from the Beach, it started drizzling
We booked a hotel room because we didn't want to get caught in the rain,
having booked the room
Hey stop!!!!
Dad, don't beat me Please don't
Uncle At your age, you might slip and fall
If you hit him like this,
the wedding photos won't look good with all the punch marks
Hey Ushwin you come here Take the stage
I told you Truth will triumph!
Sorry Don't take anything to heart
Please forgive me
This is not the time for sentiments This is the time for the wedding
Uncle, go to the Wedding stage with your family
DC Sir I will ask them to settle the wedding expenses tomorrow,
you may leave now
Thank you Please leave
How was that?
Meera I don't have any thing that belongs to you or connected with you.
I've returned everything
Take a look at my phone I have even deleted your number
I don't have any friend whose name starts with 'M'
Saravanan you can drive around the city without a license
..you can do whatever you want
If there's any problem,
your Uncle Mahendra Kumar will take care of it
There is no need for you to shave everyday or dress formally
You can dress casually and grow a beard
This looks good too
Hey Partha Where did you go all this while?
Let that be can I have 500 Rupees?
Rs.500?
Why do you need so much cash?
Even if I ask you for the money you owe me,
you will ask me 1000 questions? Where're you going to give me the money?
Sister Can you give me 500 Rupees?
Hey Wait! I'll give it to you myself
Give it to me
You carry on! Bye
Where are you going with so much money?
You might want to have a good time with your girl and hence kick me out,
asking me to take a bus or lorry back
It will be more gracious of me to leave, before being asked to leave Bye
Buddy I am not like that
Not just you All heroes are like that
Buddy, friendship is more important to me
Really, I can look at a bald head and tell if he's cut his hair for the summer
or whether it is an offering to God!!
I can tell by looking at you; you are in a good mood,
don't spoil things talking about friendship. Hug her
Hug her if possible; kiss her on the lips
The movie is over Go ahead!!!
"With the heat the clouds"
"My moment is sweetened"
"When you come I am ignited"
"Now even if I am killed it is OK OK"
"Your look your look, your words"
"Have never attracted me for a moment"
"Yet you came bravely "
"And made this love embrace me, comfortingly"
"Akila Akila"
"The flower in me has bloomed"
"Honey flows with your touch"
"The Fragrance spreads all around OK OK"
"With the heat the clouds"
"My moment is sweetened"
"When you come I am ignited"
"Now even if I am killed it is OK OK"