'All characters in this movie are fictitious and bear no resemblance to anyone, living or dead'
Move it Move aside
Go that side! Move it
Sir, crowd is pretty large
If the press reporters get pictures entire Tamil Nadu will be in an uproar
Please let me cover your face
Release Sivaji! Release Sivaji!!
Please move!
Stand aside! Move out of the way!
Our boss
Our leader!
'Central Jail'
It's not just a rupee or two It's a 4600 billion rupee scam!
He provided food, shelter and education for all
And you are prosecuting him!
Get him
He will at least get 10 years rigorous imprisonment for this!
He laid a road in our village in 10 days...
...when it would have taken the government 10 years!
He is the world's biggest fraud!
He's provided jobs for 10,000 people like me!
He should be in jail forever He should never be released
You bet Tamil Nadu will be in flames if he's hurt even by a small scratch!
- Name? - Sivaji
- Father's name? - Arumugam
Greetings, sir!
Are you in for murder?
- A financial scam? - No
Did you take an X-rated film and uploaded it online?
No
Then what did you do wrong?
I did good for our country
Then I guess it makes sense that you are in here
Whom are you waiting for?
Our son Sivaji is arriving from America
You won't respond to any of my text messages
But you'll come immediately to meet Sivaji
Shut up!
- Hi, sister! Hi, uncle! - Hello, dude
Girls, they are the producers of Sivaji
- What? - His parents
- Hi auntie! - Don't touch his dhoti
If his parents get this kind of reception...
...imagine Sivaji's welcome!
Hi!
- Wowwww! - Hiiiiii!
- Mom, bless me - He's an emperor of style
Oh Lord Karuppuswamy, please take care of my son
- Dad - Bless you son
- Look who's here! - Oye uncle! How are you!
Calling me an uncle? Don't you think that's unfair?
Cool!
You are my mother's brother! Can I call you aunty instead?
- Who are all these people? - They are the latest hotties in the city
Your mother asked me to find a girl for you to marry
That's why I brought all of them
If you tell me which of these you like...
...we could get you fixed up immediately
See? Now, aren't you acting like a broker uncle?
- Hi! I'm Vibudhi - Vibudhi? (Sacred ash)
Why is she spreading herself on me? India has really progressed!
Okay girls, thank you for coming all the way here to see me
Have you arranged for a party this evening?
Yes, obviously
See you there!
Sivaji, what is your occupation in America?
When people ask, we don't know what to say
Software system architect, mom
- Say it in Tamil please! - Means software system architect
- Do you understand it now? - No
He's a computer engineer, sis
- Cool! Is this Chennai? - It's 'beautiful Chennai'
We get everything from Levi's jeans to Rolex watches
Sir, we've not eaten for 4 days! Hunger is killing us! Please help, sir
Everything has advanced But this is still the same
It's been 4 days, sir! May you live long, sir!
- How long are you staying, son? - I'm moving back here, dad
I'm done making rich companies richer
Now I'm going to use that money to help people
That's great, Sivaji! Are you worth about 250 crores?
Give or take 10 dollars
Greetings, sir!
- Welcome, sir! - Hello!
Greetings! Good evening!
Greetings!
- Sivaji, this is the great Adiseshan - Good evening, sir
He has many hospitals, schools and industries set up in the state
His visiting card is as long as a menu card
He is a well connected politician and businessman
He is exaggerating I'm just doing my duty, that's all
Friends, I was born in a poor farmer's family
My parents struggled hard to make me study
It is only with scholarship to the USA that I've studied...
...and come this far
I want to good for the land that I was born in
Poverty has still not been eradicated
Only proper education can eradicate it
So, I plan to start 'Sivaji University'
...to provide education from LKG to Ph.D level
From arts to medical courses, all free of cost
And then I shall open 'Sivaji hospital' to provide...
...facilities from ENT to open heart surgery
All free of cost and of international standard
I request all your support for the success of 'Sivaji Foundations'
- I shall leave now, thank you - Thank you for accepting our invitation
What you are doing is very good I shall help you in every way possible
You can meet me whenever you want
Thank you
Hi Biju! Start the party
Uncle! What's all this?
Girls 'live' catalogue! Babes buffet
Select one And I'll connect you
You are proving that you are a broker uncle
- Don't call me an uncle! - Then what do I call you?
- Call me 'mother's brother' - I'll try that
Hey Muns! Her name is Munnusamy!
Munnusamy?
Yes, it's only last week that he had the operation
Now he's a girl
There are lots of modern girls here to suit your taste
Tell us who you like We'll fix your marriage
Mom, I want a traditional girl
If we shake them up they'll speak in Tamil
It's not just the language
Her breath, her song, her lullabies, her outlook...
...everything should have a touch of Tamil culture
You are a Tamil poet in a suit You'll never get married!
Hi Shiv, come on let's dance
- Hi Vibudhi! - Smear me on yourself
- Wait! - Don't feel shy
Please wait, Biju! Change the music!
Which number do you want me to play, sir?
I want to hear our Tamil song
A happy song we can tap our toes to
Can you do that?
"Is he sun or moon...? Answer my question...soon"
"Cheran or Pandiyan warrior is he?"
"Comment...quickly!"
"Is he sun or moon...? Answer my question...soon"
"Cheran or Pandiyan warrior is he?"
"Confirm...quickly!"
"Who is this man of splendor? Are his footprints like a panther?"
"Who is this superstar? Is he Lord Siva's avatar?"
"Hey! Balalaika...in harmony"
"...to Salem, Madurai, Madras, Trichy or Thiruthani?"
"Hey! Balalaika...in harmony An universal symphony"
"Tamil Nadu becomes USA with our brother per se!"
"Can we forget Kaveri river and hand pound rice ever?"
"Can half-sari clad miss(es) and 'come hither' looks go amiss?"
"Fields fertile and fallow Roads with red soil that wallow"
"Play a game of tag and wrestle Kabadi it is, to shove and jostle"
"Kabadi played under the tree Fields covered with greenery"
"To a touch dew drop that flakes Steaming hot steamed rice cakes"
"Railway tracks that go rumbling River Kaveri that's rapidly tumbling"
"Moustaches that can be twirled Betel leaves with chunam curled"
"All these are in my memory True...they echo...honestly"
"Is he sun or moon Answer my question soon...?"
"Cheran or Pandiyan warrior is he?"
"Claim...immediately"
"Is he sun or moon...? Answer my question soon"
"Cheran or Pandiyan warrior is he?"
"Clarify...instantly"
"Hey! Balalaika...in harmony"
"To Salem, Madurai, Madras, Trichy or Thiruthani"
"Hey! Balalaika...in harmony An universal symphony"
"Tamil Nadu is now USA with our brother per se!"
"Reply...instantaneously"
"Remark...instantly"
"Savor the village lifestyle With its simplicity for a while"
"Through the gaps in the roof count the stars as nature's proof"
"Let bothersome mobiles be muted Let's hear our beetles (p)rattle instead"
"Let's walk on our soil bare-feet and with mother earth lets tweet!"
"Let's replay our childhood sweet"
"Let us plait the banyan tree and go on a decorating spree"
"Let's borrow the village God's sickle Sharpen pencils for words to sparkle"
"Hey! Balalaika...in harmony"
"...is it to Salem, Madurai, Madras, Trichy or Thiruthani?"
"Hey! Balalaika...in harmony An universal symphony"
"Tamil Nadu becomes USA with our brother per se!"
"Answer my query!"
"Mother's garnished flavor lies in her mini-spice store"
"Her country chicken recipe always finger-licking yummy"
"Hearts so golden will want heartily for fauna to be enlisted as family!"
"Serving butter-milk for water Their hospitality flows forever"
"Innocent people's scent so fragrant!"
"Besides disease, ghosts will flee from our herbal therapy!"
"Bond of friendship so pure They cook even for their neighbor!"
"Hey! Balalaika...in harmony"
"To Salem, Madurai, Madras, Trichy or Thiruthani?"
"Hey! Balalaika...in harmony An universal symphony"
"Tamil Nadu becomes USA with our brother per se!"
"Forget memories of Kaveri river and hand pound rice...oh never?"
"Will always linger!"
"Can half-sari clad miss(es) and 'come hither' looks go amiss?"
"Our green fields fertile or fallow"
"Roads with red soil that wallow"
"Play a game of tag and wrestle Kabadi it is, to shove and jostle"
"Kabadi played under the tree Fields covered with greenery"
"To a touch dew drop that flakes Steaming hot steamed rice cakes"
"Railway tracks that go rumbling River Kaveri that's rapidly tumbling"
"Betel leaves with chunam curled Moustaches that can be twirled"
"All these are in my memory True...they echo...honestly"
"Hey! Balalaika...in harmony"
"To Salem, Madurai, Madras, Trichy or Thiruthani"
"Hey! Balalaika...in harmony An universal symphony"
"Tamil Nadu is now USA with our brother per se!"
Cool!
Hello sir! Please come
Hand this over in the office
Your son can join after you pay the balance Rs 8,00,000 in cash
I've sold everything, sir
We don't have anything left Somehow please enroll my son
Rs 18,00000 isn't expenses It is your investment, ma'am
When your son is a doctor, tomorrow imagine how much more he'll earn?
Won't you get 1 crore as dowry?
I'll somehow work and repay your money
Please, sir Pleeeeaase, sir
Welcome, Sivaji!
You can leave!
But pay the balance amount before the 10th of next month
Old man! Please go outside
Please sit
I've made complete plans for you I suggest you buy 20 acres of land
Build offices, apartments and enter into the real estate business
Or build a 5 star hotel
But we wanted help to run universities and hospitals
That won't work
I've been running universities and hospitals for 20 years
I take fees from 3 lakhs to 30 lakhs
An open heart surgery is 2.5 lakhs
If you open hospitals and universities offering free services...
...won't my business get ruined?
I want us to be friends You do real estate business
The people in the Govt. departments are all my contacts
I can get you approvals in just a week's time!
No, sir This is my dream
Then you can proceed I have no objection
But my staff can be a little violent
They won't even listen when I reprimand them
They'll harm all my competitors
This NRI from London His name...
- What was his name? - Sigartharaja
Yes, they beat him up And drove him away!
I don't even know where he is now
Whether he's up in the sky or buried under the ground
- Are you threatening me? - No, Sivaji
I am telling you the bare facts After that, it's up to you
If you don't wish to help me, it's fine I can take care of it on my own
Wish you all the best I pray to God for your success
- Hello! - Whom do you want to meet?
The Chief Secretary
It's a good project
The government will help you in every way possible
Cool
This is Palanisami, my Personal Secretary
He'll give you all the details
It'll take a whole day to understand your project
I am busy right now
If you come to the Le Meridian bar in the evening, we can talk leisurely
Okay
You are back from the US, aren't you?
Have you brought any booze from abroad?
If you bring it, then we can relax and chat
Can't you relax by drinking local liquor?
I gave all that up a long time ago
Do you mean spending your own money on alcohol?
Shut up, uncle You go sir, we'll meet you there
Uncle, are we going to pray?
- No we are going in to look at girls - Girls?
We've come here to find a girl for you
Here, you wear this I'll wear this
Quick change!!
Sir, look there!
Something fishy happening! And in front of a temple as well!
Hello! Open!
Yes, come in!
Sir, 2 men
Yes, we are both men What's wrong with that?
How disgusting, Saravanan?! What's happening inside?
- We are changing our dhotis - Why is the car shaking?
That's what happens when you change like this
Raise the glass, uncle I feel shy you know
You may go
Something wrong
- Where's the girl? - Yet to search!
- What? - We'll go from temple to temple
If you like anyone, tell me We'll fix her for you
- You've reduced me to this level? - What to do?
The girls you want are all working in call centers now
Girls of your taste can only be found in temples on Fridays or weddings
- Let's see if we get lucky - Get lost
Uncle! I don't think this will work
Didn't I tell you?
The girl you are looking for is now an extinct species
We'll go to 2 more temples and if we can't find her...
...we'll have to go all the way to Sri Lanka and try our luck there
- Mangala (Auspicious one) - Where?
- There! - That's super!
Uncle! Go talk to her
She's all yours! You make your move
I'm very embarrassed, I feel very shy...
...and uncomfortable to speak to a strange woman, you know?
I'm asking you to talk to her And you are showing off your English
Go talk to her!
- Excuse me! Exc- - Yes?
- What do you want? - How do we go to Madras?
Are you trying to be funny? You are in Madras!
- We've reached Madras! - Really?
- That's really kind of you - Come uncle, let's go
Who are you calling as uncle?
- I was talking to my uncle - He's your uncle?
Yes, uncle!
Escape...
They've confused me
We've missed the auspicious girl
Forget the girl Here comes a spacious one
- She hit me with her portico! - Shut up!
Order me a large foreign whisky with soda
- Here, we've brought this - This is for me to take home
For your project, we have to get approvals from the fire department...
...airport authority, local municipality, water board, TNEB, Pollution control board
...16 departments in all
There are council regulations to build a medical college
We have to apply for that and satisfy the Delhi officials
We must get a zillion signatures and a mountain of paperwork to do
It will take a whole year!
You are the only one who can help us speed it up
One more large!
What is your project's budget?
- 200 crores - Pay me 2%, that is 4 crores
And I'll finish it quickly
- Why that much money? - Why are you so ignorant?
You have to bribe every department from the highest officials to the lowest
- And if I don't? - Your job won't get done
They don't ask for it outright Neither do they accept it directly
They should be approached and paid knowing the do's and don'ts
You can't do that But I'm here for you
1 stop shop 1 more large
Why should I pay you? Why should I pay any of you?
I'm trying to build hospitals and universities for a good cause
...with my hard-earned money Why should I spend it on bribing you?
Did I ask for approval to do business? No! I wanted to help the poor
You may be into providing free service but I am not
Without bribing in this country, you can't even build a toilet
I don't need any of your help I'm an educated man
I'll follow all the rules, fill a zillion forms
I won't pay bribes But I'll get the approvals
- Take the bottle from him, uncle - Don't get emotional, Sivaji
We shouldn't oppose these people We'll get into trouble
It's a big nuisance
He's a fraud, uncle Why are you scared of him?
- Give me the bottle - You didn't give me this for nothing
This is my consulting fees for sitting here and wasting my time
- Then what about the 4 large? - Service charge!
- You good for nothing scoundrels! - You'll have to come crawling back to me
Get lost, baldy! Never!
This looks like a violation
Is the valuation FOB or CIF?
The valuation is wrong!
Your construction area is not in the institutional zone
Zone conversion has to be done
Because it is outside city limits, get a 'No objection' certificate
...from the Tasildhar
You can't build more than 4 floors in this area
Read the 'establishment of medical college regulations (2000)'
To bring funds into India...
...have you got Reserve bank's clearance?
We require a legal opinion on the sale deed
Only the Central Government is authorized to do this
Ensure this is covered under CRZ
Where is Form 1 part 136?
Form 73 A
88B?
Which scheme is it under? Book bank scheme?
Or computer literacy and studies scheme?
Whatever documents you provide they'll find fault with something
We have just 2 options
1 is to pay them off Or 2, drop the project
Nothing will happen here unless you bribe, Sivaji
Didn't I tell you that you would come back to me?
- We were waiting for you - Please come
- Alpanayagam (Mr Grasping)
- No, Aasainayagam (Mr Desirous) - Oh, it's 'Aasai'?
Take okay Camera off!
- Is this being recorded? - I was just kidding
Please come
- Take it - Money? No thanks
I didn't think I'd see such an honest man, sir
It's risky to take cash
Please get me jewelry from 'Prince'
Please pay on behalf of my wife Jamuna
How much should we pay for her?
I meant how much should we pay for her jewelry?!
- Take it, sir - What about that matter?
The girl? She's in suite # 35
Soooper number, Adds up to 8
If I call the cops, there'll even be a raid!
Here's the room key
They've really turned me into a broker now!
This university construction should be done in 6 months time
Yes, definitely
- Sivaji, good news! - What?
Remember that traditional girl we saw at the temple?
- Her name is Tamilselvi! - Really?
- She's studied Tamil Literature - Ahaaha!
That's why she's unemployed in Adyar Musicals as a sales girl
She lives in Velachery
You are great, uncle! Let's go right away
No! If we go like this, all of a sudden...
...she'll send us off from her front porch!
I have another way for that
- What way? - My own way!
Cops alone can't stop burglary or murders
The public should support us These days burglars can be...
...telephone servicemen, sales representatives or census staff
If you suspect anyone...
...talk to them casually and lock them in a room
Call us at 2484-8100 We will arrest them immediately
- Who are you? - Officers
What officers?
Assistant enumeration officer from Electoral Commission of India
I'll explain it to you in an easy way
We are here to do family planning for all of you
We've come to check the voters' list for Voters' Identification
He is very strict!
'If you suspect anyone, talk to them casually...'
'...and lock them in a room'
Why are you exchanging glances?
- Go inside! - Please come in
- Who is the head of the family? - That's me, Ramalingam
- Your age? - 48
- Female head of the family? - Jothi
- Age? - 42 and a half
There's a hot chick in your house Ask her to come
- Hot chick? - He means your daughter
Why should she come?
Ask me whatever you want I'll give you the details
I can't do that I must see her in person
For all we know, it could be a fake vote
- Ask her to come! - Because we are very strict!
Strict...strict...!
These guys look very suspicious
You go talk to them I'll take care of the rest
Sivaji! Stop drooling! Start
- Your name? - Tamilselvi
- Age? - 21
- Size? - 7
- 7? - The size of my slipper!
Mom, what is this?
- Do you know to cook? - Yes
Do you know how to make liver curry?
Yes
Where are you going?
- To the loo - Then you can go!
You go and keep him company
You can take your own sweet time and we'll get connected!
Collect your family details I mean
Mr Thondaiman!
- What is it? - 2 burglars are at home!
- Call the police, please - Don't worry, I'll take care of this
- Do you know to sing? - Is this required for the voter's list?
They've added all these questions
Don't ask questions We are strict officers
Sing if we ask you to!
- Mom! - Sing something
Please sing, dear
"He is a very playful boy... Lord Krishna, he is a very playful boy"
Stop it! How long will Lord Krishna play?
- Can you dance? - Yes, dance and show
- Mom, what is all this? - Dance a little, no?
- They'll be here soon - Who?
Her uncle
"Ask him to come! Lord Krishna, who stole my heart"
- Stop it! We want the latest - What do you mean?
"Come and ravish me"
"Come...and embrace me"
"Accept me, oh Lord! My life is yours totally"
"Let both our breath mingle intimately"
Oh dear God! We are not burglars! It's all a mistake
Shut up! You escaped from me that day at the temple
Please sign the First information report
I'll tear them into pieces
- Daddy! - Sivaji!
Hey, you! Why have you arrested my son?
You don't know who he is
He's a computer engineer He's come from the US
He's worth 250 crores This is his certificate
This is his passport, credit card and his green card
A green card is equivalent to a ration card in that land
- Are you okay? - There wasn't even a fan inside
Shut up!
So why did you try to impersonate as electoral officers in their house?
We weren't trying to con them, sir
We were only trying to connect with a chick
Sivaji, what is all this?
Mom, I really like this girl I wanted to know her better
But uncle's the one who came up with this silly idea
Sivaji likes this girl?
This is what we were waiting for so long!
Aren't you her parents? Please get up!
You get up too
Go get everyone some coffee and come
Ask him to also get fruits flowers and betel leaves
Get all of it!
Nobody's in this station
We are from Dharmapuri We aren't bothered about caste
And we don't accept dowry
Sir, is this a police station or a marriage hall?
Most of the love marriages that happen these days...
...are at police stations
Don't waste time being tensed Bring a calendar and we'll fix a date
All the expenses are ours and we'll follow Tamil traditions
- Will you nurse your baby? - What is she saying?!
No, I was only worried that she'd give baby food supplements
Baby's health is priority, right?
I nursed Sivaji till he was 5 years old
He doesn't look like he grew up on milk But on coffee, look at his color!
Why was I born dark, mom?
Because if you were born fair, you'd get dirty
Sweet mummy
Wedding will be at the next auspicious date
At Raja Muthiah marriage hall
Stop it! Are you all insane? Or do we look like mad people to you?
Yes
You are rambling away to glory
How can you talk about marriage when we don't know you from Adam!
If we let this go on, you'll even arrange for a baby shower!
Come, let's get out of here
Inspector! Please give us security till we get home
Leave it, they are acting so pricey!
There's a long queue of girls waiting for you
Uncle, you'll have a happy halo only if you marry the girl you love!
Wow! This can be written on the back of an auto rickshaw!
- Greetings, sir - Is the minister here?
Mr Adiseshan has come!
Come, come, I'd have come and met you myself if you had told me
No end to all this fan-fare!
But there's a man Sivaji from USA who's standing as my competitor
...building universities and hospitals
- What are you all doing here? - Really? I didn't know at all
Don't act!
All the departments have already signed and given him permission
He has started construction Did you take a bribe as well?
No!
I spent so much for you to get you where you are now
Don't get upset, sir
I'll tell my PA to look into it immediately
He has just started this after all There's still so many stages to get past
Don't worry I'll take care of it
He doesn't seem trust worthy We should stop Sivaji immediately
- Want me to kill him? - Almost but not quite
Where? Oh! There!
Wow! Superb!
- Why did you come here? - We came to buy instruments
Can we get a bigger version of this? Otherwise, can I get a hand cymbal?
What would you like?
- For me, a girl with a flute - You've started again?
Don't take this the wrong way
We wanted to ensure you are a traditional girl always, all ways
I'm sorry, that's why we came to your house under that guise
- What do you want now? - Your consent
You are asking for it like you want some fritters!
Who are you?
I don't know any side of yours!
That's all?
This is the front And this is the back
Now you know So marry him!
Is this a joke?
You heard what my parents said that day
Who are you? Our friends, relatives or neighbors?
We haven't even interacted with you
How can I marry someone I don't even know?
You are right! We should spend time together
Cool!
Sister! Any dispute? I'll solve it for you
Nothing of that sort
Then we have a problem We'll talk about it, come!
Come, brother!
Sivaji, someone's spilt spicy curry on his hair
You talk too much
- You are Sivaji, aren't you? - Yes!
- And you? - Padmini
It seems you intend building a college or a hospital or some such thing?
- So what? - Some people don't like that
Leave this
Build a computer company, shopping mall, multiplex, or anything else
Why should I listen to you?
You want to know who I am?
I am Super Subburayan the diving stuntman
I am Jaguar Thangam, the pouncing jaguar!
I am Peter Hein, the flying fighter
All in all, while demolishing you, I am Kanal Kannan
- Kanna...(Dear) - Is it punch dialogue time?
Why?
Guys are punching each other all over Tamil Nadu with punch lines
Even small fries try to act smart
- Don't encourage them - Okay your turn
- Kannal, Kannal - Yes
If you cross Chittoor, you reach Katpadi If you confront Sivaji, you are a dead body
Little kids watch tv channels like Pogo Don't try this on Sivaji, go...go...
After 6 comes seven But after Sivaji no one!
- How does this sound? - Sound starts only now!!
You can go tell those people that no one can stop me
It seems like he won't listen to us
Stop tapping that and come tap this boss!
I am just a front to create a stir They are the ones you must scar
- You have a really big mouth - You realized it too?
Cool!
Stop it!
Why did you stop? What's that?
Please let me go!
- Come, Come, Come - Where?
- Hi! - Mom!! Come here!
The dare-devils have come with their entire family!
- Why are you here? - To get to know you
What? You want to get to know me?!
You said that you didn't want to get your daughter...
...married to a random stranger! Come let's hang out together
Do we look like jokers to you?
- Yes - What nonsense!
My daughter won't become your bride, just leave!
My dear in-law, you don't have to give us your daughter!
Let them date each other
We'll get them married if they like each other
Otherwise, we could just stay friends
We don't like this!
Why are you being so hasty?
What's wrong with getting to know each other?
It won't cost you anything Just give us a chance
Come, let's start
Look here, we don't like this arm-twisting game
Get out!
Son, what is your problem?
Sir, they said they won't get their daughter married to a stranger
But if we reach out to them they close the door on our faces!
Come to our house!
I have 2 daughters Get to know them well
And then marry them if you like Otherwise, we'll just stay friends
Come here, girls
This is Angavai (Keep-it-there)
- You want me to keep it there? - Put it on your head!
She has a beautiful Tamil name!
This is Angavai This is Sangavai
I think you've heated them too much to get so tanned?!
Sivaji, okay for you?
No sir, we'll get to know these people first
Okay Ramalingam!
It's not right to make people wait when they've come to your doorstep
- Is this Tamil culture? - You are all bothering us!
Look at his eyes!
Look at his color!
Look at his style!!
Will any soul in Tamil Nadu dare say he's not lovable?
- You are praising me too much - See? He doesn't even like praise!
We didn't call them here
But it's Tamil culture to call any guest inside...
...even if enemy and offer them water and coffee
Finding good people is difficult Take them and get to know them
Yes, take them inside!
It's all my fate... come, inside!
Cool...come, let's get to know each other!
Come, let's socialize!
- Let's rock, baby! - Mom!
Wait! You're playing kabadi in the middle of my house
Go and bring them coffee without even lighting the stove
- Where is your dhoti? - Why do you need a dhoti?
To move freely, of course Ah, here it is!
That's a petticoat
- Sivaji, catch it - Give me another color
- In-law, where are the cards? - Playing cards? For what?
So we can play a knock-out game!
Is sugar even necessary for these alien beings?
Ramalingam, is this a branded dhoti?
No, it's your trademark!
- Uncle, do you want something? - Do you have some beer?
- No, there's only buttermilk - Really? Get me 2 beers
Sorry sir, sorry What would you like to drink?
- Poison - Here it is, take
- Drink it quickly and get out of here - You are giving us just coffee?
Is there nothing sweet and spicy to munch with it?
No!
What is this? We've come for the 1st time with the whole family
To offer sweet and savory is our Tamil culture
We are Telugu!
You want something sweet and spicy? I'll get you some
Thank you!
Sivaji! They've mixed cow's urine in the coffee!!
They are trying to kill me Call an ambulance!
With our jam packed traffic no one will make way for an ambulance!
This is sweet And this is spicy
They are torturing us by giving us chilies
Take it
- No need! - Shut up
I'll even eat poison if I get it from Tamilselvi's hands
AiyO!
If you eat all this your backside will burn red
Don't eat it! Listen to me!
He's put it into his mouth
Sivaji...
Washroom please!
Thank you
- Where are you going? - To pee
Proceed!
Water...water...water...!
Someone's cast black magic on my son
It's not black magic! It's red chilly tragic!
- Sivaji! - Catch
- What happened? - Nothing, nothing
A full King kong trailer played inside
Fall in love!
Okay, we are really happy
We finished successfully our 1st 'greet and meet'!
Next course is you should all come home on Sunday for a meal
No, we won't
Listen, if you want to come, come Even if you don't want to come, come
He'll pick you up in the car at 11
If you want to buy any fruits, vegetables or flowers on the way, he'll pay for it
I'll be happy if you just come It's enough for me if you come
I'll leave now? See you on Sunday! Bye bye!
You becoming the dean of our medical college makes me proud
Oh, that's my pleasure
We are constructing an anatomy lab and pathology lab here
- Bring that drill here - Okay, sir
- Sitraaaaasu!! - What happened, ma?
My son stepped on a live wire And lost consciousness
What will I do now?
Is he alive, doctor?
His heart beat and pulse have all stopped
- Please do something, doctor - I'll try
Lift him Lift the boy
Take everything off the table
Move please
Mother...!
Our son is alive!
You are great, doctor Thanks
Sir, you saved my son like an avatar of God!
- Thank you so much! - It's okay
Don't you know child labor is against our law?
I want to educate him, sir But I have no money
I'll give you money Send him to school!
Thank you so much, sir
Hey contractor!
If you employ kids, I'll murder you
Remarkable, doctor I thought the boy died
How was this possible?
We call this CPR
If the heart stops abruptly...
...through CPR it is possible to revive someone within a few minutes
If heart still doesn't function...
...we can use a defibrillator and re-activate the heart
That's cool, doctor
Hi! Hi! Hi...!
What? Is no one ready for lunch yet?
We told you we weren't coming the last time we saw you!
You are not coming?
There's a family over there that's made a gourmet meal
They are waiting, without even sipping water, just to eat with you
Come on, let's go
- Did we ask them to call us? - We've spent Rs 8000
We've cooked even baby turtles for you
How can it hurt to come and eat free food?
- We don't wish to - But that's our wish
Will you leave now or shall I call the police?
Will you come now or shall I call Sivaji?
Sivaji, this won't work
You come here right now with your whole family
- Don't! - Hold on!
Don't you think you are going overboard?
Cool!
You are a very, very special guest to us, welcome!
Let us get to know one another
We have a variety of non vegetarian dishes
And here are all the vegetarian dishes
Eat what you want without feeling shy
- What are you searching for? - Boiled baby turtles you mentioned
They've even cooked a kitten That was 'jest for rhyme'
Lobster! Prawn! Hyderabadi Biryani
You are not eating properly at all Here you go...
- It's very yummy! - I don't want it
A little bit?
Why are you looking like King Pulakesi the 24th?
All because you are such a nuisance!!
I think it's spicy Eat some of this!
Why are you eating like a little kid?
Put it all in!
You should eat like this Instead of like a sparrow
Come
After we get married, we'll stay in this room
Yes
These are all the silk sarees that I've bought for you
These are the sarees you could wear when you want to go out
These are the ones to wear at home These are the matching blouses
This is the jewelry that I've bought
Soaps, combs and cosmetics
These are all health food and medicine to eat when you conceive
I've bought stuff for our kid till he or she is 3 years old
This one's for a boy And this one's for a girl
I've bought everything to keep you happy from the 1st day that you arrive
All you have to do is say 'yes' with your eyes!
Cool
"Lotus...pure...radiant Wild jasmine...fragrant"
"Like a lotus silken-exalted Her smile jasmine scented"
"Your floral glances are adequate for the tender leaves to floweret"
"Your anklets tinkling, enough, sweety to turn into dust many poets’ creativity"
"Come, my life and soul, Sivaji Welcome, my sustenance, Sivaji"
"Lover, brandish your sword Hone my beauty to unfold"
"Let your male fragrance sweep all over my body ever so deep"
"Elongated moon, collide to kill me with your twin pride!"
"Come, my quintessence, Sivaji Welcome, my essence, Sivaji"
"Like a lotus silken-exalted Her smile jasmine scented"
"A sprightly moon... I’m Cupid to marry soon"
"My honey moon will be with a silver moon only"
"None other is she than this shining beauty"
"Effervescent king, will you shower in this honey-saturated flower"
"Emperor of smiles, will you shower in this honey-satiated flower"
"Till dawn will you snuggle in my chest In my eyes forty winks will you rest?"
"I talk less to the damsels but work more I'm a demonstrative cyclone underscore"
"Come, my essentiality, Sivaji Welcome, my life’s entity, Sivaji"
"Like a lotus silken-exalted Her smile jasmine scented"
"Golden words from her musical notes to my ear"
"In your curves of grace is my secret hiding place"
"It is my own cozy space"
"In a fervent surge of happiness I knotted the earth in my dress"
"In the open space I dance to a tune making it a quagmire filled moon"
"Ahaa, you look like a lady Throw tantrums like a baby"
"A bundle of controversy"
"Come close to me"
"Come, my life and soul, Sivaji Welcome, my conscience, Sivaji"
"Like a lotus silken-exalted Her smile jasmine scented"
"Your floral glances are adequate for the tender leaves to floweret"
"Tinkle of your anklets will reduce to smithereens all the poets’ muse"
"Lotus...pure...radiant Wild jasmine...fragrant"
- What's this guy-guy thingy! - What are you doing here?
You are the one trying to 'do' things here
Ampule and ink filler have all left!
- We'll take leave then - Can't you stay for a bit?
Why are you leaving so soon?
The feast is over That's why we are leaving
You know us to some extent now Now, tell me, do you like us?
Listen, we only came here because you bothered us so much
You came and drank coffee in our house
And we came and ate a gourmet meal at yours!
Now let's call it quits
We only came to tell you outright not to trouble us anymore
Good bye!
Stop it! Stop the work!
Who's the contractor? Ask him to stop work immediately!
- What seems to be the problem? - It's a violation, sir
The Government has ordered a demolition immediately
Holy crap! Are you kidding me?
We spent zillions on all the clearances And almost all the work is done
Now you are telling me about some nonsensical violation!
Sir, there's a Govt. residential complex coming up in this area
All of you stop the work and come out
If you stop any work here I will tear you to pieces!
Why are you pouncing on me?
I am a Govt. servant I am only doing my duty
If you have something to say talk to the minister
Is it enough if those officers sign? What am I here for as a minister?!
You should have come to me first
Sorry, sir
Our fault that we didn't come to you in the beginning
Now what should we do?
It's too late There's nothing I can do now
The construction's almost over, sir How can we stop it all of a sudden?
I've never fallen at anyone's feet till now
Help us, please
- What is the value of your project? - Oh God, not again...!
200 crores
Give me 25% of that 50 crores to our Growth fund
And I'll finish it for you
- 50 crores? - Why is your jaw line dropping?!
You'll earn lakhs soon by way of capitation fees and surgeries
You can earn it all back in a year
I didn't start this project to make money, sir!
That's what they all say in the beginning!
Where do we rush to get 50 crores now?
We have invested all our money in this
I understand your situation
But I'm being pressurized by Adhiseshan
He was the one who started this violation problem
If I have to stand against him I can only do it if I get 50 crores
Do I really need to bribe you for doing a good deed?
That's why I told you in the beginning this won't work
Sir, please sir!
Sivaji, come out for a minute
- Rascals! - There's no point talking to him
We've stepped deep into it We can't go back
Adhiseshan got us into a real tight spot!
We'll at least try and borrow money to pay this guy
There's nothing else we can do
Come on, Sivaji
Give me the documents to this house
Sir, the constructed area is 8,750 sq.ft
The house alone is not enough for this amount of loan
Here sir, this is the land belonging to Sivaji
His garden, bonds, shares and investments
Sign here please
Don't worry, Sivaji
Just think about all the good that will happen
Work efficaciously
Hi Tamilselvi Happy Deepavali!
They are here! Oh! God! They've landed!
Mom, the dare-devils are here again
- Close the door quickly - Okay
Hiiiiiiiiiiii!
Mom, they are already sitting inside
Happy Deepavali!
I told you already that we are quits
Why do you keep coming back like this?
Today's a festive day Who else do we have?
You are our relatives, friends, in-laws, all in 1
Here, take this
We came to hang out, burst crackers, eat yummy chicken
...and watch new films that's released today
You have to bless us!
Uncle! Fall at their feet
- Give them the gifts! - Nonsense!
We don't want anything All of you please leave
- What is this? - Get out
You are pushing us out on an auspicious day!
- Son! Happy Deepavali! - Happy Deepavali!
Did that scrawny chap chuck you out again?
Come to our house!
Come meet my 2 daughters Get to know them well
If you like, you can get married Otherwise, we'll stay friends
Angavai! Sangavai!
Happy Deepavali
Come, celebrate in our house
Look at her staring!
"Lady with the raven's hair style Throat as sweet as jaggery...!"
"Pearl teeth like rice-"
They are killing me
They are all having a blast in the opposite house
We sent them out, didn't we? So why peep in there?
You scrawny fella! Come outside and see
You sent them out, didn't you? Now look how much fun we are having
Look at this
Not here!
Don't do It'll blast
- How was that? - Super!
They are bursting all our crackers! Look at this
You asked me not to stare at them Now, look at you
Come and help me make the fritters!
"Deepavali...what revelry! You are my Deepavali!"
"You are my tornado lover"
"Fire and water close-knit together"
"Love kindled passionately"
Mom! Come and look at this!
"You cast your spell on me"
"Sounds like a cracker burst"
"Deepavali...what revelry!"
"Deepavali...what revelry! You are my Deepavali!"
"You are my tornado lover"
- Stop it! - Who is she?!
- What kind of behavior is this? - Why so much laughter?
There are respectable families living nearby
This is my house! I can do what I want!
- What's your problem? - We don't like this!
Ask them to go out
Who are you to ask my guests to leave?
They are not your guests They came to our house 1st
But you sent them out, no?
Then they should go back home
Why did they come here?
They came here to socialize
We'll socialize today, tomorrow, and forever!
- That's right! - You mind your own business
Look here, they came to socialize with us 1st
We've finished 2 courses in the art of getting to know each other
We are seniors They should socialize only with us
- You come to our house - But you threw us out
That was wrong Please come home
- Only if Thondai sir gives us permission - This is good culture!
Tell him!
- Go, go socialize happily - Okay
If he gives you trouble, come back here
- I have 2 daughters... - We'll be back, sir
We've never seen a family like yours
We got a little scared seeing your excessive love and money!
But you won us over with your goodness
Give us your son's horoscope
Yes!
- Happy Deepavali! - Thanks!
You have shown your true self now
Sit down
I can't stop him if all his documents are okay, Adhi
- Then what are you here for? - The Govt. is not just for you
When there are good projects for the people we must approve 1 or 2 of them
- Why is he speaking so honestly? - It's the 50 crores he got from him
What about all the crores I gave you?
I've helped you far more! Let others earn money too
You won't change the order?
I can't Everything is correct
The Govt. order has been filed
What if I change you?
I can cancel your rule
If I give the opposition a chance?
Your rule is no more, Anand!
Arrange for a No Confidence Motion in the assembly immediately
Whatever it costs
Hi!
Have you checked the horoscope?
- When can we fix the wedding date? - Who said anything about a wedding?
You socialized nicely and asked for my horoscope
My parents got your horoscope
You came, you socialized We are all friends now
And that's fine Marriage is different
- How much is this ganjira (frame drum)? - It's not for sale
Wait!
How can you drop such a big bombshell?
There has to be some sort of compatibility for a marriage to work
That's missing
- Isn't that a Kanchipuram Ganjira? - No, it's a Kumbakkonam Gunjira
- Tell me what isn't right - No, it'll only upset you
- I want to see the manager - I'm the manager! Get out!
I'll only be upset if you don't tell me
Whatever it is just tell me
Show me your hand
Do you get it?
Yes, this is a man's hand and this is a woman's hand
Does this match?
Who are you maligning as dark?
Tamil Nadu will burst into flames!
Lord Rama and Lord Krishna are both dark complexioned
Ex-chief minister Kamaraj was dark Vairamuthu the poet is dark
That piano is dark Grapes are dark
Dravidans are originally dark skinned
That's why I said I won't tell you
You shouldn't talk about only 2 things in this state
One is chastity And 2nd is complexion!
I'm going to ask her openly
- Ask her - Uncle, stay calm
Listen, you don't seem like the type to give importance to the color of skin
I think there is another reason
There's nothing else This is the reason
Burn buses! Smash doors!
What are you doing without handling the customers?
- Kill the customers! - Keep quiet, da!
- What's wrong with what she's saying? - Madam, Ganjira!
Hello, madam Just a minute
You are fair and I'm dark Is that the only problem?
I'll become fair and show you
How can you do that? Let's just pour some tar on her instead
No! We will show her
What do you want, sir?
Fair and Lovely
We need to buy a lorry full!
Put some there
And there
Uncle
Why is it itching like this?
I put some bleaching powder into it so that you can become fair sooner
- You idiot! - Let me go
What is this? You put so little!
You shouldn't put so much saffron in, dear
Enough, enough!
Don't drink it fully Your stomach will go for a toss
I have a steel body Nothing will happen
What happened?
Phone call
Oh God!
What is this?
I couldn't...
Come, run away! Run away!
Don't be scared He's our boss
He's just wearing an A/C suit to protect his skin from the sun
- Mommy! It's a devil! - Ghost!
Sivaji, what happened?
What is this?
You look like Arjun from the movie 'Mudhalvan' when he fell in all the slush
This is make up material Naturo therapy
I'll be as fair as our actor Kamal Haasan by the end of this
"Give me 1 time style"
"Give me 2 times style"
"Give me 3 times style"
"A basket of sunlight A bassinet of moonlight"
"Melange combination is my fair complexion"
"Grandma's dusky tone inherited Only now as fair as you insisted"
"Always a proud Tamizhan Now fairer in pigmentation"
"Wow...astounding Style...astonishing"
"Poise in stride Pose with style"
"Charming laughter Style signature"
"Gibber-jabber Stylish chatter"
"Rock on...in style Victorious and versatile"
"Toddlers to teenagers borrow your style; elders also follow"
"Wow...stupefying Style...so stunning"
"Poise in stride Pose with style"
"Pleasing laughter Style signature"
"Gibber-jabber Stylish chatter"
"Hot and sweet Caressing treat"
"Thunderous impact Style intact"
"Hair tousled often Style smitten"
"Style unforgotten"
"A hamper of sunlight A basket of moonlight"
"Mixed combination is my fair complexion"
"Oh! Let me say something"
"Style...style"
"Stir me, warrior Startle me, Cupid dear"
"In quest of fruit, impudently With your looks divesting me"
"Ravish my flavor and favor My fair skinned blond lover"
"You are a 5 feet toffee You walk like a frisbee"
"With your hour glass figure you bloomed into a floral sculpture"
"Injected glacier into my veins Ignited me with your shy refrains"
"In my heart erecting Eiffel tower you burst fireworks like a meteor"
"Hero of all heroes Super star grandiose"
"A basket of sunlight A bassinet of moonlight"
"Potpourri combination is my fair pigmentation"
"Grandma's dusky tone inherited Only now as fair as you insisted"
"Always a proud Tamizhan Now fairer in complexion"
"Give me 1 time style"
"Give me 2 times style"
"Give me 3 times style"
Who do you think you are?
Get lost
Aren't you thunder struck?
Not nice at all You look like a photo negative
Are you kidding? I struggled so much to become fair
The thing that I liked most about you was the dark skin
- This is so artificial - Great escape!
Go and wash that layer of flour please
Then why did you call me dark?
Forgive me
I didn't think you'd take me so seriously
Your dark skin is not the reason why I turned you down
But our horoscope compatibility
If these 2 stars wed danger of death prevails
...to the life of the spouse
The groom is Sivaji born in 'Chittirai' star
The bride is Tamilselvi born in 'Avittam' star
It is called Siragaraji
This match is most important amongst the 13 matches
Horoscopes don't match
The planets are not suitably aligned
There will be a big loss
He'll be in danger because of her
If you get them married he may even lose his life
Why do you talk like this?
Look at this!
My tongue is full of moles My predictions never go wrong
You've come to do good things
I don't want you to suffer because you married me
That's why I said it
This is all? Is this the problem?
You know what my astrologer said?
He said if I married you
...from a multi millionaire I'd become a multi billionaire
We asked an astrologer in Kadalangudi for a 2nd opinion
Do you know what he said?
That your horoscopes are already married and twins are on the way!
Which one would you like to believe?
We can't live peacefully if we think like this
I like you Do you like me?
Then why do we need all this?
If you think about the day you die the life you live becomes hell on earth
It's only happiness that matters
Are you happy marrying me?
Cool!
Let good things happen!
Between Chennai Pudhupettai Ramalingam's daughter Tamilselvi
...and Dharmapuri Arumugam's son Sivaji
...elders have fixed the wedding date with their blessing on January 18th
A new ministry has been formed after the No Confidence Motion
The Governor has called the Opposition leader
...to prove his strength in 10 days
Also today, new ministers have been appointed
Adhiseshan! Long live!
I should come search for you to get your blessings
You are a new minister I'm honoring you for that position
You are the king maker and you've proved it
Thank you
Show your gratitude in actions instead of words
Sir, if you are Adhiseshan I'm Alsation
I'll wag my tail all my life!
Stop it! Stop
Stop it I say!
Why are you demolishing it?
There's an IT park coming up as a Government Project
Your construction is illegal
Yov! Demolish it
What do you think of yourself?
You keep coming up with new reasons for demolishing it
You got 50 crores for this and said there won't be any problem
- What's the reason now? - This is the New Govt's order
If you like, I'll come in the morning
By then see if you can do anything about this
There's a Govt. project coming up on that land
Which idiot gave you permission?
This is a wrong project I can't permit this
What wrong did I do? Why are you shoving me around?
Is this what I get for wanting to help our people?
We've climbed all the steps possible
...and bribed every single person who demanded money on the way
You gave the old group We are a fresh lot
We've invested a lot in this
Election, cost of our seat, publicity Cost of politics is high now
What should we do?
What's the value of your project?
How many times will you ask this same question, da?!
What? Whaaat?
200 crores
Pay our Growth fund 25% of that, 50 crores
I'll take care of the rest
Dai! You scoundrel
Am I asking you permission to run a brothel or brew illegal hooch?!
Let go Don't ruin it, Sivaji
They'll ask money to even build a pavilion for Mahatma Gandhi!
You shut up, uncle Will you permit or not, da?
Respect...give respect
You have no scruples at all Why do you need respect?!
Watch your tongue! You can't open this university without paying me!
I won't...not one paisa I'll go to court
To all the courts in our country
Somewhere in this land there must be at least ¼" of justice
- I'll dig that spot! - All the very best
How are you, Sivaji?
How is your university work going on? If you need help, let me know
Hey! Are you a big shot? You are worse than a centipede!
You'll die a gory death
- Hey! Watch what- - NO...don't
He is in a bad mood I'll talk later to you over the phone
Loafer!
Cast iron case Definite win
So what if the ruling party changes?
How can they arbitrarily cancel the previous Govt. order?
It won't hold water in any court
1st thing in the morning I'll submit a writ and vacate the stay
Or get a stay order
This is my dream of 25 years My blood and sweat of 20 years
I've invested all that I earned in this
I've mortgaged my home All that I owned
You should somehow rescue me from this mess
Don't worry
You built only after every officer approved it
I'll take care
Arivu, we can talk about fees later
Just ask him for an advance
- How much, sir? - 20 lakhs!
20 lakhs?!
We are saving a 200 crore project, right?
My bank account is zero I've crossed my overdraft limit
Keep my car as your advance payment
I feel uncomfortable, sir
Don't feel bad
Was I born with a car?
I've walked without shoes when I was young
I've traveled by bus
Just win this case for me That's enough
Here...
You bought this car with so much love
Shall I drop you at home?
No, thanks Cool
I'll get used to walking Let's go
Is it true, to start Sivaji Foundation all Govt. departments refused permission?
TRUE
In 16 departments of the Govt. is it true you paid the officers...
...a bribe of Rs 4 crores?
Objection! Permission was denied only to get access to the bribe
Don't interrupt Your turn is over
Did you pay a bribe of Rs 4 crores?
True...but...
Did the minister Anbanandham refuse permission?
TRUE
Is it true you bribed him?
- I did to do good for my people - No more questions, Your Honor
I was cornered I was helpless
As accepted by the client, to get permission to build Sivaji Foundation...
...payment of bribes and going through illegal short cuts
...has been proved beyond doubt
In conclusion, the new government notice was correct by law
This court permits the Govt. to demolish what has been built so far
The Govt. is not liable to pay any compensation whatsoever
Sivaji, look at your plight
You could have paid heed to my advice and built...
...either a five star hotel or got into real estate business
Scoundrels! They have ganged up and brought you to the streets!
What are you going to do now? Lift loads like a construction worker?
Or become a milkman? Or drive an auto?
I could do you a favor and get you a conductor's job if you like
Will you do that?
But sadly, you'll need prior experience
There's 1 job that can be done while sitting still in one place
Will you do it? It's our national profession
All I have are 500s and 1000s Do you have any change?
Give it to him
Oh great Goddess, may the job he's starting work out for the best
I have a very lucky hand I'll make the 1st donation
Earn a living by begging
Excuse me, sir
Your loan was more than your immovable properties...
...and all your assets combined
No asset can be taken away until valuation is done
I'm sorry
Sir, your Rolex watch is on our list as well
Sorry dad and mom
Please go stay in the village until I get a good position
We are not worried at all, son
We were like this before you left to America
Come
Please come, son-in-law
My situation is not very good at the moment
I came to ask if we could shift the wedding to later
Sure, son Whenever you like is fine
No dad, this marriage won't happen ever
- What are you saying, Tamilselvi? - I told you I didn't want it
You were the one who forced me to agree
Look what happened as soon as we got engaged
After we get married like the astrologer predicted
...what if something happens to you?
You are imagining things that aren't even true
What am I imagining?
Why did a construction site, that's almost finished face the threat of demolishment?
Why did you have to turn from prince to pauper overnight?
It's a coincidence, darn it!
No, we can't get married Not in this birth
Please go Don't ever come looking for me
'Go beg for a living'
'Don't ever come looking for me'
Roadside food is always better than food from a 5 star hotel
Eat
Maybe you should just go to America
No, this is my country How can I leave it, da?
I won't leave without doing good
- How, Sivaji? - Using this 1 rupee coin
If it comes up tails, I'll take the gentle path
If it comes up heads, I'll take the aggressive path
God or chance Let this decide my path
From now on, I take the lion's path
Who is this?
Tomorrow morning, they are hosting a wedding at your house
- A wedding? - That means a tax raid in our language
Keep your account and documents safe
What are you blabbering?
It's been confirmed It's a top secret
Don't call anyone in Delhi Your phone's being tapped
- Ravi! - Sir?
They've run out of fertilizer And they need it urgently
Take this and go
Why are you standing like this in the middle of the road?
- Where are you headed? - Tambaram
- Can we get a lift? - How can I pick up random strangers?
We are your owner's friends!
I'm going inside Please get down here
Wake up! Our owner has sent fertilizer bags
- Take it and keep it inside - Okay
Wake up Intruders!
Who is it?
Hey Adhi! Wondering why the wedding hasn't started as yet?
It finished last night
Now there's only the reception Don't get it?
The farmhouse... Two people...
All your documents, gone!
- Who the hell are you? - I'm Parasakthi, the hero
Sivaji?
As soon as you hear my name, doesn't the earth tremor and quake?
What are you going to do?
Fertilizer business
I started it with the 1 rupee you gave me
I need to talk business with you
I'm waiting at the tea shop outside the Income Tax office
You take your time
But I'm going inside with the fertilizers in 10 minutes
- Sir, your fritter? - Thank you, boss
- The boss is calling you - Ask your 'sir' to come here
Please sit down
Serve sir 2 plantain fritters And one tea
Tell me quickly
I saw your books, your hard disks and your documents
You have black money in the form of houses, land, property, cash...
...bonds and dollars under another name
With green money in Swiss bank that adds up to 200 crores of black money
- So what? - Eat
Eat, sir
Give me half of that
Not the fritter! The money
If I don't?
All the documents will go inside to the Income Tax office
Look right there!
Hi!
He is uncle Remo You can go!
Tell him to stop Please tell him to stop
Hold on!
All 200 crores of yours will be licked
You'll be seized, penalized and maybe arrested
I'll get 20 crores reward just for giving you up
Whichever way you look at it, I win
Which is better? Losing everything or half?
Are you scaring me? Call the commissioner!
Adhi! Are you trying to be funny? That's black money, dear
You can't give a complaint
You have to stay quiet like a criminal stung by a scorpion!
You are a lone person The Government is in my hands
I have your head in mine! Repeat!
I'll give you 1 day time Give me 100 crores by then
I'll tell you later how and where you should bring it over the phone
Drink your tea
- How much was it, boss? - Rs 20
Adhi, pay for it
You can deduct it from the 100 crores
"Come my buddy - o! You can chew tobacco"
"Sivaji the fighter"
"Come my buddy - o! You can chew tobacco"
We can go!
You get down more stylishly than a bus conductor!
- Hi! - AiyO!
Why do you look so sad when you see us?
Why do you keep coming here and causing trouble?
You end up hurting both of us in the process, please go
We came to buy a flute! Play it for us
Please go
Manager! We've come here to buy a flute And she's chasing us away to another shop
Tamilselvi, behave properly with the customers
Flute...flute
Listen here, I'm going to get a lot of money in the next 24 hours
We can open the university soon
Money will come and go
But if you lose your life it won't come back
Give me a break!
Why are you obsessing about the horoscope?
Are you saying that I'll die only if I marry you?
I'll die even if I don't marry you
I'll die of a broken heart
Yes, he will jump off a train if you reject him like this, it seems
When did I say that?
Shut up! Her expression is changing We can work it out using sentimentality
- Don't scare me, leave! - This is not a joke
You come tomorrow evening at 5:00 to the level crossing near Vandalur
He will be waiting for you on the track If you accept him, then a wedding
Otherwise, a funeral!
- Come! - Why did you say all that?
- Who am I to you? - Uncle!
I only did my duty
Uncle, this seems like a bad idea You happily said whatever you like!
Sivaji, it's hard to make these girls understand
It only works out if you do something drastic like this
- What are you blabbering? - Don't talk! It's getting late
Do you remember everything I told you?
- Uncle? - What?
You are not making fun of me, are you?
Move! This is urgent!
Sivaji, the train has started!
Uncle, she's gone!
Then the suicide's cancelled Get out of the way!
Get lost!
- My leg...! (kaal) - Why are you shooing crows (Kaakaa)?
My leg is stuck, uncle!!
It's stuck? Then take your pants off and run!
- Trai-tra-Trai-Trai - Do you have a gas problem?
Stop the train
Why are you pulling the chain?
A guy is stuck on the tracks!
Oh my God! The chain broke
Oh my Gawd!
Stop! Stop the train! Stop the train
- Finally...! - I won't let you die
"Sahana...zig-zag musical notes drizzle Sahara...floral oasis in the desert dazzle"
"Sahara...floral oasis in the desert dazzle Sahana...zig-zag musical notes drizzle"
"Oh! The infinite sky opened its doors to let the silver moon into my house"
"That moon and I happily shared a cup of tea!"
"Fact or fantasy? Magic spell of love's ecstasy?"
"This love is a treasure trove saved up through zillion years"
"This love will survive beyond time, no fears!"
"Sahara...floral oasis in the desert dazzle Sahana...zig-zag musical notes drizzle"
"Space from my head to my toes travel that distance with your lips"
"With your moustache as the key open up my senses that eclipse"
"Distance between earth and sky blue shall I fill with flowers of many hue?"
"Shall I traverse that space with you in my arms in that flowered avenue"
"This love is a treasure trove saved up through zillion years"
"This love will survive beyond time, no fears!"
"This love is a treasure trove saved up through zillion years"
"This love will survive beyond time, no fears!"
"Sahana...zig-zag musical notes drizzle Sahara...floral oasis in the desert dazzle"
"Oh! The infinite sky opened its doors to let the silver moon into my house"
"That moon and I happily shared a cup of tea!"
"Fact or fantasy? Magic spell of love's ecstasy?"
"This love is a treasure trove saved up through zillion years"
"This love will survive beyond time, no fears!"
"Sahana...zig-zag musical notes drizzle Sahara...floral oasis in the desert dazzle"
Give me the car keys
You gave me just 1 rupee
I've got a 100 crores with just my first transaction
Your hand is very lucky, Adhi
Your business isn't over as yet, Sivaji
Let him go
I won't leave him until you let us go safely with the money
Uncle, start the car
Did you think Adhi will expect God to decide his fate?
Go and look at the old police station records
I'm Adhi! Adhi from Kasimedu
I'll slice you with just-
Sir! No sir! Why do you bother?
We'll take care of him
The money should come to our place And the corpse should go to him
Who are you clashing with?
These are the top 10 rowdies in Madras
They'll tear you apart
And you got caught alone
My dear, it's only pigs that come in groups
A lion always comes alone!
Finish
Cool
Aiyappa!
There are 8 stacks of English papers here And 6 stacks of Tamil papers
There are 4 sacks Tamil magazines
You keep it inside yourself Take the money and go
Will it be safe keeping so much money here?
Aiyappan studied with me in school
We can trust him fully
His shop and his house are completely safe
Sivaji, we have enough money
Now we can start Sivaji Foundations
No, I have another plan
If just Adhi has 200 crores in black money...
...how much more unaccounted money will exist in Tamil Nadu?
- How much will India have? - Where are you heading?
Have some tea Anything else, friend?
No, thank you
The approximate value of black money in India comes up to 20 zillion!
India is not a poor country
All its richness has been buried in black money
Look at how much inequality exists because of that!
The rich get richer And the poor get poorer
Black money is the reason we are living in such poverty
We should bring out all the money
We'll open Sivaji Foundations
In every district! Not just in Chennai
We have to provide education and jobs in all places!
We'll modernize villages And give them food
How can you alone do all the work that the Govt. is supposed to do?
I can
1st, we must find out who has black money and where it is
How, Sivaji?
By taking a list of rich people's auditors, accountants, drivers, servants...
...those who were sacked and arrange a get-together with them
- They won't tell us the truth - I'll make them confess
How?
- We must 1st go to Royapettah hospital - Huh?
- How are you doing now? - I can't bear the pain, sir!
I'm sorry
Even the man we work for has not come to see us! But you've come
You are really large hearted, sir
- Why do you do this job? - We know no other
Brother, come here Which grade are you in?
I stick posters
Why do you not educate such lovely children instead of making them work?
Who gives us good opportunities? What else do we have but this?
I'll give you the same job
But to do good Will you join me?
I'll give you a good salary
A good house and proper education for your kids
What do you say?
Go do it! He sounds trustworthy You are anyway useless!
You go, sir I'll send them
We'll come, boss
I think this must be a discussion about the Indian Economy
Why are they calling drivers here?
Thank you all for being here today
In Tamil Nadu today, there's close to 2 zillions of black money being stashed away
What is black money? Is it black in color?
People who earn money in lakhs, must pay 30% to the Govt. as tax
If they hide this income and escape paying, it is black money
You all know everything about your boss
And where they have hidden their black money
It is meant for public welfare
So, please tell me details who has hidden it and where
- Are you asking us to be snitches? - No, I'm asking you to save the country
How?
I intend spending the money for the welfare of the people
Why should we tell you? Are you an Income Tax officer?
The Commissioner of police? Or the Chief Minister?
My dear, I'm PM (Prime minister)
Post Man! Ordinary man
Who gives the people the money that rightfully belongs to them
This is illegal
Hiding and aiding black money is also illegal
Listen! My boss didn't rob or steal anything!
He kept the money that he earned What is wrong with that?
Because everyone thinks like this, no one pays tax
And the Govt. is forced to increase cost because of the lack of funds
What they are hiding today, is increasing prices of
petrol, electricity, clothing, medicine
And you are the ones suffering in the end!
People who hide from paying tax like your boss...
...are betraying people like you!
Sir! Now I understand! I understand!
Move, hey move!
Ask me whatever details you want, I'll tell you!
Shut up!
We can't be dishonest to our profession
I don't think this is correct
All of you who feel this is right can come and give me details here
Those who don't, please go and wait in the office room
Get up, let's go
Like he's the only honest man in the country!
A Robin Hood avatar!
We'll tell him details and he'll lap up all the credit
It is empty here I don't feel good about this
What about you?
Will you come and give details here?
Or go wait in the office room?
- That's what we are still discussing - Cool
I think this is correct!
Oh my God!
I was thinking, It's a question of national interest
So it's not completely wrong
That's better
"Come my buddy - o! You can chew tobacco"
"Sivaji the fighter"
"Come my buddy - o! You can chew tobacco"
Hello?
Dear minister, jewelry, gold bars, money in Swiss bank, proxies...
...you have black money to the tune of Rs 156, 60, 36000
Half of that is mine, rest is yours
Else, everything goes to the Income Tax
What do you say?
- Who are you? - Boss
- Who is it? - Boss, you nitwit!
- Who is this? - Butter milk!
Boss, fool!
- Live life to the fullest - Life life half best!!
- Who is this? - Boss!
- Where to next, Sivaji? - New York!
'Chennai'
There are so many unofficial complaints
Crores of money have been stolen!
Check any vehicle that can carry big loads
Convert it all into dollars And send it to Sivaji in New York
Please do this as a good deed
This is the number by which he identifies himself
'New York'
- Hello Mike? - Yes, Aslam
Material received
Hand over the money to the concerned party
Identity 1000 rupee note Indian currency
ID number 5BD 714592
Cool
Friends, please split this money amongst yourselves
And send it to your friends living in other parts of the world
Ask them to send black money to Sivaji Foundations as donation to India
Then this black money will all turn clean
Don't worry, Sivaji We'll take care of it
Thank you
'Chennai'
Hi, I am Sivaji, buddy Cool
Hi Shiv You've got a mail
Wow! All the black money has returned to us like a boomerang whiter than ever
We can spend this openly with no one to ask any questions
We've turned all the black money white
But now we have to turn all the people who own it, white
I don't understand
If we arrest them all and send them to jail...
...they'll have to wear white and white, right?
Hello? Income Tax office?
Get me the Investigation line, please
You strike while the iron is hot, Sivaji?
I have a lot of information regarding people like Adhiseshan, Anbanandham
- It will be easy for you to raid them - Send me the documents immediately
Oh yes! I'll send them
Sir! Sir!
- Who is it? - I'm the driver
Someone's come to see you
- What? - Sorry, sir...they...
- We are from the Income Tax department - Who let you inside?
Should I call the minister?
Sorry, sir We are from CBI
What, CBI? You won't make it back in 1 piece
Velu...Mani
We have enough evidence that you've got crores of black money
- Who gave you the information? - I don't know
But I know... Sivaji!
He has so much money! Why didn't you arrest him?
He has proper accounts for everything
This hasn't been accounted for? Can you sign this panchanama?
We are arresting you for the crime of hoarding black money in the form of dollars
Greetings! Today's headlines:
The CBI and Income Tax department have searched the homes...
...of industrialists and politicians all across Tamil Nadu at the same time
And recovered crores of black money
For tax evasion, laundering and foreign exchange crimes...
...100s of VIPs were arrested today
How did this happen to you, Adhi? Scoundrels and sinners!
They've brought you down to such a sad state
What will you do inside, Adhi?
Will you break stones?
Cut grass? Wash vessels?
Shall I recommend to the jailer that you get a kitchen job?
But you need experience for all of that
There is 1 job that you can do while sitting in one place
Will you do it?
Counting bars
The ground's shaking, isn't it?
You made a mistake, Sivaji I won't just let you go
You've disgraced me and you'll get it back
I'm very sensitive I can't bear this
I'll definitely give it back to you
Isn't this much enough for you? You really want to pay back?
Hey! I'm Adhi, da
Get lost...you...! I meant to say blind looter!
Cool
"Come my buddy - o! You can chew tobacco"
"Sivaji the fighter"
"Come my buddy - o! You can chew tobacco"
Even Delhi knows about me Local influence won't work
- May I come in? - Go check and see who it is
Boss!
Who are you? What do you want?
- Who let you in? - Money!
Sir is in an important meeting Don't let anyone in for half an hour
- Sign it - What is it?
Read it and see...
Is it a resignation letter?
The proposed site for Sivaji Foundation is not Govt. or housing board property
So, all restrictions are removed and the Govt. orders...
...commencement of work on Sivaji Foundation
This is the agreement form signed by A.Kulandaivelu
I won't do it
The 50 crores you asked for Sign it!
This is the seat donated by Adhiseshan
I won't sign it even if you pay me
- Why? - Professional ethics
- Say it again - Work Dharma!
Sign it!
You are threatening a minister with a knife
Are you crazy?
I have 10,000 staff, police every 10 feet
You think you can escape?
- Will you escape after stabbing- - Oh my God!
- You really stabbed me! - No, I stabbed you as a joke
You'll get sense only if you see some blood
Sign it
You acted impulsively The law will not let you go
- You'll get caught - I won't
- Will you go to jail for me, brother? - For any number of years, boss
Will you sign or shall I cut each of your cables one by one?
I'll do it!
Doctor, sir's calling you
- He stabbed me, doctor! - Come quickly
Don't take me to the mortuary, doctor!
I haven't died as yet I don't want any injections
Medicines are enough!
Clean the wound with alcohol Give him a painkiller shot
Is this the place to say 'cheers'?
I thought he was acting But he really did it, doctor!
He always does what he says
Safe?
Because it was correctly halfway between the midline...
...and right lateral abdomen he's absolutely safe
- There's no problem, sir - Hope my brain is not affected?!
Give him these medicines He'll heal in a week
If you open your mouth outside this rehearsal will turn real!
That's right Take care
Boss, I've been stabbed et al The damage is too much
At least leave the money and go
That's only if you had signed in the beginning
- Then you'd have given it to me? - We'd have taken back half at night
And the rest?
We'd have tipped you off to the Income Tax office
What is this?
- Professional ethics!! - Work Dharma!!!
Good day to you all
We've come to rebuild all the huts into brick houses in your village
We'll provide education and food to your kids by building schools
We'll arrange for water and better fertilizers for farming
All you have to do is one thing
Make this place prosperous by farming and working diligently
If you do as I tell you, your village will change...
...from this to this in one year
Hey! Move it!
Whose land are you doing all this and with whose permission?
It isn't necessary to ask anyone for permission when doing good
This is Govt. land
For this, you need permission from
...Tasildar, the VAO and Municipal Corporation
None of you will turn up when a job needs to be done
But all of you will turn up to stop good from happening
The applications are all ready Sign it, collect the charges and carry on
We don't agree with your plan
Listen, all those who wish for good to happen, can sign here
Those who are still against it please go wait in that office room
Why should we go and wait in the office room?
Idiot, I bet the dough will be in the office room
Come, come and collect
Office room welcomes you whole heartedly
The playground is here The old age home is here
The toilets will be near that
We'll do as you wish
Tasildar!
Yes, sir
Village head!
Present, sir Right verdict!
Start the vehicle!
From the uneducated to college graduates...
...all the jobless people in this district are here
You only have to sign the appointment order
If any one of you signs a job order you will be slaughtered
Who are you to give jobs to our people from our village?
- Boss - Bachelor of Social Service
Why are we here as legislators then?
- What is our party there for? - Sir! Why are you getting upset?
Whatever it is, come to my office room and we'll talk about it
Glad you've come to my way of thinking!
- Come, please come and collect - Do we get tea, coffee inside?
You'll even get the full course! Please go in
- Sir! What is the verdict? - It's all over
I thought about it while seated inside the office room
When it comes to doing good titles and honors don't count
Only a good heart is needed This is your area
Do anything you want
If you don't mind can I sit down?
Oh God!
What happened?
They gave us wedgies But they forgot to take it out!
I was exhausted by the time I got them all bailed out
All the black money is gone
When the elections come there'll be no money
You could have just let him construct 1 single college
You made a silent man a super star now
Now he's opened colleges all over the state
He lays roads Provides water
He's running a private Govt. in each district with an expert team
It looks like he'll become our Chief Minister soon!
Enemies don't form on their own We create them!
- Velu, kill him - All the killers are on his side now
At least put him in jail
That's not possible!
He made all that money properly without any loopholes
The law can't touch him
Do something! You have power in your hands
He has the 'office room' in his hands!
Whoever goes in gets a taste of their own bitter medicine!
The public isn't affected because he is doing good
He came to my office played around with...
...my 'cable connection' and left
- This money has been diverted - Then you complain against him!
My 'cable connection' will be blocked forever
I don't think we can do anything to him
What is his weak point?
Family life actuated by love and virtue, endows it with character and happiness
May the married couple always have love in plenty and longevity
Be prosperous
Bless us please
No one can change fate
But even so, go to Thirunallar the temple of Lord Saturn...
...and offer your prayers and appeasement
The malefic effect may be reduced
What is this?
You are sulking on our very 1st night together
I've been feeling so bad ever since I saw the astrologer
I'm scared
We must go to Thirunallar immediately
AiyO! Please stop obsessing
Tonight is very important We should celebrate it happily!
How do we celebrate it?
- What so you mean how? - There are lots of varieties
Softly, like a vegetarian, blissfully divine
What do you mean?
"Why this dizziness and silence? You'll be queen of my palace"
"Why this hesitance and shakiness? This is my love gift to my princess"
"These fantasy stories I've heard and only read, my dear Lord"
"I didn't think or dream somehow this as an offering of your love"
What else is there?
A highly excited, fast paced, dream song!
What will that be like?
"Beautiful Thamizh girl is she Her eyes flash a message...see"
"Softly whispers a bonding greet If explored a fruity treat, sweet"
"Beautiful Thamizh girl is she Her eyes flash a message...see"
"Softly whispers a bonding greet If explored a fruity treat, sweet"
- Next - A lusty, romantic song?
Like how?
"Last night...oho...!"
"Lost my sleep...wow!"
"Come into me my love-ly Parakeet so lovingly"
"Because of you, lady Gosh...gawd...dearie"
"Last night...oho...!"
"Lost my sleep...wow!"
"Last night...oho...!"
"Lost my sleep...wow!"
So what's your choice?
What I like most about you is your style
...and your earth shattering personality
You have anything like that?
Watch this!
"Stylish dude...this man of action Success tags him with no hesitation"
"Super star...dynamic velocity Shadowed always by victory"
"Cupid's desire Limelight of fire"
"Commander charismatic Blast every religious fanatic"
"Be it Billa, Ranga or Basha the don His pistol speaks beyond a squadron"
"If you fire, a sure come-on!"
"Bang-bang-dakkaal Dammaal dummeel"
"Pounce...lean on Hungry...feast upon"
"Stoop...sharpen Ja...ja...jam session!"
"Hip-hype-happening Heartfelt awakening"
"Commander charismatic Blast every religious fanatic"
"Be it Billa, Ranga or Basha the don His pistol speaks beyond a battalion"
"If I fire, come, take me on!"
"Bang-bang-dakkaal Dammaal dummeel"
"Gust of fear, lub-dub beat loving this lovely bird-treat"
"Cool ginger girl, spicy flavored your eyes exude spirit silvered"
"Don! Go ahead and tease birdie allured ready to please"
"Excited to electrifying degrees!"
"Shots fired from your gun She dances in abandon"
"She falls flat in the explosion"
"I'm James Bond with a gun Like Roger Moore in action"
"My girl in front of me Eyes at the back, can't you see?"
"Fun...your love have fun like Eddie Murphy, comedian"
"You are my captive doe I'm your boss, don, honcho"
"Dashing dude...this dynamic man Success all ways in his action plan"
"Cupid's desire Limelight of fire"
"Commander charismatic Blast every religious fanatic"
"Be it Billa, Ranga or Basha the don His pistol speaks beyond a squadron"
"If you fire, sure come-on!"
"Dish-um dakkaal Dammaal dummeel"
"Pounce...lean on Hungry...feast upon"
"Stoop...sharpen Ja...ja...jam session!"
"Man...he is Superman At midnight, Spiderman"
"Indians abroad will be your spy Like James Bond they're your ally"
"Like Cuba in dilemma she stands Hesitates...feels like an outcast"
"My tension rises real fast"
"Like the revolutionary Castro can he rebel or revel, this maestro?"
"Is this first night together a fiasco?"
"Can I spread my jam on you? You are my bun, I'm your beau"
"On top of you I'll stick like glue"
"1...2...3...4...5 Nectarine kisses thrive"
"Abso-bloom-in'-lutely You are 'my fair lady'!"
"Stylish dude...this Super star of action Success tags him with no hesitation"
"Cupid's desire Limelight of fire"
"Commander charismatic Blast every religious fanatic"
"Be it Billa, Ranga or Basha the don His pistol speaks beyond a squadron"
"If you fire, a sure come-on!"
"Bang-bang-dakkaal Dammaal dummeel"
"Pounce...lean on Hungry...feast upon"
"Stoop...sharpen Ja...ja...jam session!"
Bye!!
If you light a lamp every Saturday and pray to Lord Saturn...
...all your bad omens will be resolved
And your malefic effects in your horoscope will be overcome
It is auspicious to have an oil bath for Lord Saturn in holy water
- Are you Tamilselvi? - Yes?
In VSC school, isn't your Tamil teacher's name Sitalakshmi?
Yes, how did you know?
She's my aunt! We came to pray here
She saw you and asked me to bring you to her
- Where? - She's at the temple office
She told me you sing really well
Your husband has come back from America?
- Yes - Please sit
Don't be scared Please sit down
- Who are you all? - CBI
CBI?
Look here, this is not an arrest We are not keeping you in custody
We won't hurt you Answer a few questions
That's all
Do you know about all the crimes that your husband has been involved in?
He hasn't done anything wrong
How did he get the money to build colleges, hospitals...
...and factories all over Tamil Nadu?
In legal ways only
No, black money!
That he got from blackmailing people
He makes it white and then spends it while cheating the Govt
Enforcement directorate, economic offences department, customs...
So many people are waiting to catch him red handed
So many rich people, terrorists and ministers are waiting to kill him
The police are waiting to kill him in an encounter
Oh God
Your information could be crucial in saving your husband
Tell me, how did he change all the black money into white?
I don't have a clue about what you are asking me
Don't act so innocent
You are with him all the time And you don't know anything?
- Don't be rude - Sir, send her to me for a while
No there's no need for 3rd degree treatment
She hasn't done anything wrong
Look here, madam This is only an economic offense
If you tell the truth, he'll only be locked up for a few years
Otherwise anyone can kill him at any time
You have to decide which is better
He is a good man Nothing will happen to him
Okay madam, you can go Sorry for the trouble
If you have any information, please contact me
Hey uncle, I have my wife's call sheet Today, I don't want any disturbance
We've come out alone Do whatever work it is, on your own
- Excuse me, sir - Thank you
- What happened, dear? - CBI called and questioned me
- Are you doing something wrong? - I am doing good
Tell me honestly
There shouldn't be any secrets between us
Oh sweetheart, you and I are the same
I'll tell you...
Hi, I am Sivaji, buddy Cool
Hi Shiv!
I'll hand over everything and surrender
...when all the black money in the country disappears
Switch it off, man!
Let's get away
Wear your seat belt
Cool!!
Absolutely nothing will happen to me, dear
You sleep now without worrying
Tamilselvi! What happened?
Nothing will happen to me
Sleep
'His life might be in danger'
'No one can change fate'
'Your husband's life can be saved only by your information'
Oh God!
CBI
You've converted 46000 crores of black money that is due to the Govt
We arrest you for the crime of money laundering under the FERA Act
Nonsense! What evidence do you have?
- Your personal laptop computer - Who says that is mine?
It's your wife who came and handed it over
Tell me, madam
Swear to me that nothing will happen to him
Nothing will happen to him
What have you done? Have you lost your mind?
Which wife would betray her husband like this?
- He worshipped you so much and- - Mom!
Don't say another word against her
She did this for me
Any other girl in her place would have done the same
Until I come back...
Even if I don't come back...
...nobody must hurt her
Forgive me
Oh God!
This is the best opportunity! Kill him today in jail
Otherwise he'll come out somehow
That's impossible
His laptop has voice recognition locked password
If someone else does it then the laptop will self destruct
It's a very clear algorithm
Without opening this, no one can implicate Sivaji
Then interrogate him and make him tell you the password
There must not be even a toilet with Sivaji Foundations name on it
Get his statement And finish him off
It's risky if he dies in jail We'll be caught
You take the body in the van after the investigation is over then
When you get to the highway...
...act like you want to get some tea in a nearby shop
We'll simultaneously fire at the van
And make it look like someone else did it
Sir, I am jeep driver in the Asst Commissioner's office
I'm one of the many who benefited by your good deeds
My mother's life was saved because of your hospital
Thank you so much, sir
And please be careful!
'When you get to the highway...'
'...act like you want to get some tea in a nearby shop'
'We'll simultaneously fire at the van'
'And make it look like someone else did it'
Doctor, you need to do me a big favor
They are plotting to kill me I can easily escape from here
But Sivaji Foundations can't escape from the law
There is only 1 way to protect all the good that I have done
I should die before they get a statement from me
I will die casting the burden in your name and God's name
After that, you must take care of everything
What you have to do is find a dead body like me...
Tamilselvi, your horoscope is coming true just as you feared
My love for you is bigger than any horoscope, Tamilselvi
I'll come back to you even if I have to be reborn
Be brave!
Oh God!
I did all this to save him! And its turned against me
Please save him somehow, doctor
Come, let's go
- Open it - It is opened already
This isn't funny
Apparently it unlocks only if you speak
- So say whatever it is! - I don't remember
What? Has he said anything?
No, sir
Why are you staring at him?
Break some of his bones He will speak
Hit him
Hit him!
- I can't, sir - Why?
My daughter is studying in his college for free, sir
I can't hit him
You hit him
I'm telling you to hit him!
I'm sorry, sir,
My brother works at his mill I can't hit him
- Ask everyone to get out - Go! All of you get out
There's a lot that I have to pay back to him myself
One
Two
Three
What are you counting?
I need to give it back to you, right?
That's only if I let you live!
Unlock the computer
Unlock it!
You...!
Take this as well!
Stop it, sir!
You are hitting him worse than even we would
He might die without even opening the computer
Let him!
Sir, he's lost consciousness
You please leave We'll take care of it
Call the doctor immediately!
- What happened? - He's dead
When? How long ago?
- The doctor just confirmed it? - How?
He died because of your beating
1 second...
Sir, we are calling from Daily Thanthi news
We heard that Sivaji was killed in police custody
Is that true?
Who said that? It's a lie! Put the phone down!
- Yes? - We are calling from Sun TV
Sivaji-
The news has been leaked to the press!
I don't know what to do now!
How is that possible?
He's done good everywhere! Someone must have leaked it
Okay forget it Take the body and leave
There's no change of plan
Go fast
Come, let's drink some tea
Brother, does this road go to Tambaram?
No
- How else do I get there? - If you go straight-
Switch on the oxygen!
Oh Lord without delay protect with your Divinity
Cool
It's over, sir
Che!
Sivaji is dead Now how do we open the computer?
So what if Sivaji is dead?
But we can open it with someone who can mimic him
Who can speak like him?
There are so many mimicry artists in Tamil Nadu
Welcome, Mr Mayil Sami
Speak up
My dear! I'm Sivaji speaking
If I say it once, I've said it a 100 times
Open it immediately How does that sound?
Hey! Don't bluff You are not Sivaji
Can you speak like Sivaji?
Check it out
Honey! I'm Sivaji here Open up, please!
Do you remember me?
I carried you on my shoulders when you were just 5 years old
And I sang you a lullaby
Not this one! This one!
Why didn't you tell me that before, my dear?
Don't fool around
You speak incorrectly one more time...
...entire data will get crashed
This is our last chance Please speak correctly
Watch me
Hi! I am Sivaji
Cool
Hi, Shiv! 1 word missing
What word? What's the word?
I got that one word Come here
Lakalakalakalakalakalaka laka
You rascal!
I told you not to be wrong! Now everything's gone
All the evidence from that computer is gone
Now no one can legally touch Sivaji Foundations
Who cares about evidence?
We have the Govt. in our hands
We'll demolish brick by brick and make it address-less!
When the head is gone...
No, sir! There's another head coming
- What are you saying? - Sivaji's friend apparently
He's coming from America A non resident Indian
Apparently he intends to run Sivaji Foundations
He's invited you to the reopening function
Who is this guy?
Welcome, boss I mean the new boss
Thaaank you!
Soooper!
- Boss, he's Mr. Adhiseshan - Hi, I'm Ravichandran
- Hello - Nice to meet you
I like it
- Which? - Your rotten tooth
What is it, sir?
This is Sivaji! I'm sure this is Sivaji
Sir, please shut up We killed him ourselves
You killed him and we burned him
- And you are suspecting this man - No! I'm sure something's weird
How can a dead man come alive?
Look at this!
He's garlanding his own statue
Good day to you all I don't want to talk too much
I wish to show my work with action
It is my duty to finish whatever Sivaji started
Tell me about any defect in any corner of Tamil Nadu
I will take care of it
Also, the people who were responsible for Sivaji's death will not be spared
I'll get them punished for sure
Thank you!
Sir, can you come with me? We need to question you
What do you need to question me about?
We suspect that you are Sivaji yourself
Me? Sivaji?
Good joke!
Sivaji was my friend But he's no more
This is the death certificate of Sivaji
You confirmed it yourself
- Sir, what happened to Sivaji? - His enemies shot and killed him
Excuse me, how was Sivaji killed?
He was killed by hired killers on his way to jail
All of you! What happened to Sivaji?
They shot him and burned him alive in his van
Yes!
Whole of Tamil Nadu says he is dead And you are calling him Sivaji
Okay, if you are not Sivaji then who are you?
Me? I'm MGR!
M.G.Ravichandran
- Proof? - This is my passport
This is my green card This is my credit card
This is my International driving license
Legally, we have evidence to say that Sivaji is dead
And also to prove that he is MGR
Sivaji is Sivaji And MGR is MGR
Save the villain routine for someone else
'You take the body in the van after the investigation is over then'
'When you get to the highway...'
'We'll simultaneously fire at the van And make it look like someone else did it'
- Who? Who is it? - Boss!
- The bald boss! - Why have you come here?
To repay you Don't get it?
You were the one who killed Sivaji
This MMS is enough to send you to your death
You can shave your head and fool the whole world that you are MGR
But you can't fool me I know you are Sivaji!
I am Sivaji And I'm also MGR
By your plotting, I died as Sivaji And by my plan, I've come back as MGR
You are caught
Doesn't the earth under you quake right now?
- What do you want? - What can you give me?
- Take whatever you want - I'll take it all
But only after you've been punished
How should I punish you? Legal punishment for killing Sivaji?
Or my personal punishment to avenge his death?
Let your coin decide your fate
If it's tails, you get off easy If it's head, you face my punishment
Wowww! I think a new kind of punishment awaits you
1st, punishment by law
If I push the button, the whole of Tamil Nadu will know of your plot
No, Sivaji! If I press a button, you'll go to hell
I've just come back from there It's your turn now
Now, it's my turn to give you punishment
Hey! It's raining money!
Students! Where are you all going?
Dai! Looks like we'll get our capitation fees back
Go! Get him! Kill him!
Stab him!
10,000 more 10,000 more!
No! Don't!
Just 1,000 rupees more
Just 1,000 rupees!
I've got my capitation fees back
You can't even take this with you to your destination!
'Sivaji continued his good deeds'
'He brought to light many black marketers'
'Everyone realized the need to eradicate black money'
'500 and 1000 rupee denominations were withdrawn from circulation'
'Half of the nation's black money saw day light'
'A law was passed stating that...'
'...anything that cost more than Rs 100 should be paid for through cash cards'
'Cash cards were distributed like ration cards'
'Black money was completely eradicated'
'Sivaji confessed that he turned black money into white'
'India became a powerful and wealthy nation'
'Dreams like this should become reality!'