'Kuala Lumpur Many, many years ago...'
'Sorry'
'There are special instructions from Intelligence'
'...that everybody should undergo a security screening'
'Please, this is an emergency She is Dr. Susan's patient'
'Alright'
Thank you
- Mr. Alphonse - Yes?
Come
Congratulations! Twin babies, boys
Thank you!
Ah! Congrats!
I'll go and buy some sweets
Sorry...I'm sorry
- What's happening? - I don't know
Doctor
You go downstairs quickly, go I will come with Mary
Go...!
Come here for a minute
What is it?
What?
I think one of the babies has been exchanged
Alphonse...?
'Cobra'
'Today'
Aiyo! Hey, there goes my dhoti
Who is that vagabond?
Sh! Quiet! Don't you recognize that speed?
That's cobra's vehicle
Cobra? Who is he?
Not he, them There are 2 of them
Kottayam Brothers, 'Ko-br'
What! Come again?
The 'Ko' from Kottayam and 'Br' from brothers
...they became 'co-bra'
But how can brothers have a bra That's for sisters, isn't it?
This is not that 'bra'
The loop under 'b' to pronounce 'br' in Malayalam
Oh! That bra We call it the loin cloth!!
Rascals! Going around without dhoti and loin cloth!
Look, Lawrence 'chetta' The ferry is coming in
Sir, give me tea
Diwakara, whose is that swanky car in the ferry?
- Belongs to the cobras - Who?
The cobras That's what I was told
They are from Kottayam
They've not yet decided where to go
Either to Coimbatore or to Kozhikode
They stay only in those places which begin with 'Ko'
- Why? - To match their name cobra
Hmmm...look at them speeding towards a 'Ko'
Come to me, buddy I too have a 'Ko' with me
Oh God! I think they heard you
What? From so far away?
Being snakes, their sense of hearing is powerful
Are these the cobras you mentioned?
They look more like worthless paper snakes
- Is coffee available? - Yes
- Then serve us strong tea - Okay
- Curry? - Yes
Then first you scrape away the curry(soot)
Wash well and then get us tea
By the way, I hope you have not recognized us
- Are you the cobra...? - It's not cobra, Gobra
Our names begin with 'Go' and 'Bra'
This is Gopalan and I am Bralan
Bralan? What sort of a name is that?
The actual name is Balan Just for a change, Bralan
Remember? The song, 'vethyasthanam Balan'...?
We are the original cobras Securities and PRS
Sit down
These cobras do not like to blow their own trumpets
So they pay us a salary
And get us to talk about their deeds
Oh just like Panan the poet sang ballads about the valor of...
...legendary warriors of 'Puthuran veedu'
Panan used to walk around and sing
We fly around in the AC car and sing
That is why they've given us this car worth nearly a million rupees
Paid up road tax and insurance also
If you guys have a car like this what would the cobras have?
No chance! They never travel in AC cars
They throw up
No! Humility! Ultimate humility
That is 'cobras'
Is this some poetic story narration for you to beat the cymbal?
Oh! It was just a sudden enthusiasm
Ah! There's no need for such enthusiasm, okay?
Friends!
Oh goodness! My throat too seems to be afflicted
Don't bother about that
We are enjoying the narration, isn't it?
- Gobra, continue with your story - Come on, tell
Go on...it's very interesting
True, I have always known there was an actor sleeping within me
Why do you say that?
Many times there's a snore from within my abdomen
- That's only flatulence! - Bralan!
Your comments are crossing limits
Sir, please continue
Okay...okay Now look there
Hello! Here...here This is where you must look
In poetic story narrations, look there actually means to look here
Thank you!
This is the most beautiful city of Delhi
This is where we see the faces of our cobra...
...for the very 1st time
But cobras stay only in places beginning with 'Ko'
Where is 'ko' in Delhi?
Who says there is no 'ko' in Delhi? Delhi has its own 'ko'
That's the one in the heart of the city
Cradled in natural beauty, 'Connate place'
It is Connaught place
Hey Buji! It's just a matter of lengthening a vowel, isn't it?
Excuse that mistake Go on, you continue
Yes, Connaught place
And I am taking you to this Connaught place
Come, let's go on a tour
Aiyo! I am not coming I must go to school
- Go away, kid - You get lost
You continue, dude
Connaught Place
Those days they were the Connaught Brothers
The ones who knew the secret tricks and trade of the city
Cobra
'This is King Cobra (Rajavembala)'
'We can call him Raja'
'This is the Black cobra (Karimoorkan)'
'We can call this dark fellow Kari'
- Brother...blood! - What?
Blood!
Stop...stop!
Hey! He's the winner...winner
Blood in turn for my brother's blood
Murder for murder!
Death-frenzy!
- Thank you - Thank you very much
Oh! I'm so tired
Hey! Get me a soda with fizz
Are these cobras really brothers?
That's what they claim, twins
But since we are all blessed with some normal intelligence...
...we know it is highly unlikely
Would a milk chocolate and dark chocolate be made in the same mould?
- What the hell?! - Soda
- Give it here - Scat!
Are these cobras married?
It was one of their most intense desires to get married
- Once upon a time... - Hey, don't start the story yet
- Hey soda? - Yes?
Do you know how to use a cymbal?
These cobras did not have any conditions about how their future brides should be
Correct!
They never insisted on not being gifted a heavy dowry
They never insisted the girl shouldn't be very beautiful
They weren't particular the girls should have buck teeth
But they insisted only on 1 condition
- Only 1 condition! - What was that?
The girls should be siblings
They should be sisters
Why did they want that?
To give more power, weight and punch to the name cobra
What?
You didn't understand, right?
No
If they married siblings what would their relationship be?
What will it be?
- Cobres - Chey!
Not cobres Co-brothers!
- Darn good cymbal! - Thank you
Yes, now cobra has a deeper meaning
That was how much they loved that name
See! It's the truth Did you hear the lizard twitter?
That was me
Oh it was a dog that twittered
Dirty fellow!
Did these cobras finally get their sibling brides?
They did! In fact, many times
As the proposals being finalized, we all know, what our Malayalis do
They spread rumors about the cobras
That they were trouble makers, wrestlers, good-for-nothing etc., etc...
So all alliances broke off
Finally one came through
Well matched and with all conditions fulfilled
2 sisters
A week before they tied the knot in the church...
...to avoid any kind of hitches they even registered their marriages
The day finally arrived safe with all precautions
The day cobras wedded
The day cobras became co-brothers
That beautiful day dawned
They became Kothamangalam brothers
Kothamangalam St Nicholas Church
Bro, we don't have any relations from our side of the family
Bro, why do we need relatives?
You are my relative and I am yours
Poison is never needed in large measures
- So just 2 of us suffice? - Of course, let's go
Bro, do we have only this flower shower?
Shouldn't we have arranged for Punjabi melam?
- Band with drums, etc - Oh! You mean Panjara melam?
Ah yes! Only then will it look good on TV
Okay, we'll see what can be done
Hey you! Come here
Did you cover this in slow motion?
- No - Oh! What a pity
- Do you really want all that, sir? - Yes, only then will it be like college life
You do what I say Record it once again
Now take it and see that it's in slow motion
And look, in slow motion it should be slow like this...
...then speed up like this alternately
That's the fashion these days
I'll create all those later on You just walk now
Okay, now take
Look they've arrived
Brother, your Rosy looks good All dressed and decked up
But where is your girl? Where is your bride, Gracie?
Hey!
- Where is my brother's bride, Gracie? - That's what I've come to tell you about
The 2 brides started out from their homes together
- Who? - The brides
This bride with her parents in one car The other, in a 2nd car with her friends
And nothing, except that only 1 car has reached here
We have no clue where the other bride went
Bralan has gone in search
- What the heck is this? - Bro, don't get upset
Sister probably went for some tuition
Why, is she facing a math exam to go for tuition?
- Just wait she'll be here soon - What's there to wait?
I have waited so long Bro, we are getting older
Yes, time has gone away!
- Sir? - What is it?
- It's a matter of urgency - What is it?
Please come with me It's pretty urgent
What? Tell us what happened?
That girl was in love with someone it seems
- You vagabond, nonsense! - Wait, let me ask
What are you saying?
She's not in love with me So why did you hit me?
There must be someone else They have eloped
Who told you this news?
No one told me I simply assumed it could be so
I will kill you
You assume nonsense like this, is it? You dog!
- You...! - Calm down
There's something in what he says
I too felt this
I kept quiet to avoid the blows, that's all
Now that the beating session is over this is obviously what has happened
Brother!
Sir?
What is this?
- Hey brother, don't be like this - Everything is gone
- Where the heck are you going? - I am going to sit right here
Now where will I sit?
It's nothing brother
- We'll get another girl - When and where?
We will get We will
- When in heavens will it happen!? - When...if you ask me...?
We'll definitely get 1 Don't be upset
Bro, our age is increasing
Even if it does, how much can it increase?
That's true
Sir! Please smile a bit
What kind of a smile is this?
- Sir, why don't you smile a bit? - Get lost! You pig
What the heck is this?
You just go away I'll explain everything
- Brother? - Eh?
Please say something and-
Look, there is no use expecting that girl any more
Everybody says at least let 1 of the weddings be conducted
We have to be quick, Father has to leave for funeral
- Not necessary - Then the corpse will decay
I did not mean that, you corpse!
Listen, there's an announcement
This wedding is cancelled
There is no need to perform 1 wedding alone
We had decided we'd get married together
Now that 1 is broken off we don't want the other also
- That's all - Yes
Sir, this is going to affect the future of that young girl
No, the future and past of anyone is not my concern
My brother is most important to me Everything else comes after that
Please don't jump and take such a decision
Whether we jump or not jump you be quiet
If this wedding is called off it means it is cancelled!
This is my brother's decision, that's all
What do you say, bro?
Bro? Don't we mean 'that's all'? Then come, let’s go
Ah! Look the other bride has come!
Where were you?
Please forgive us
She went to see an old teacher to get her blessings
Teacher suddenly turned seriously ill We admitted her in a hospital and came
- So sweet! - She scared us all!
- Now let's not waste time - Father has to leave for funeral
I should have waited for a while at least
Of course it can wait
No, I made to face so many accusations and decisions
Oh, that's okay Anybody else would say the same
- Yes - You come now
Hello
Did the teacher die?
Oh I see she didn't, sorry!
Teachers died when I was young, too
Today you, tomorrow you...
- Father, son and the holy ghost... - Come my dear, lets go
I don't want this wedding to take place
Will this turn into a fiasco?
What are you saying, my dear?
Let me go I said I don't want to
I don't agree to this marriage
He says his brother is everything to him
He said my future didn't matter to him
I don't want a blasted life with such a man
Sorry, you don't worry Let me talk to her
Thoma'cha No
She has a valid point
What he said was a little too much
Brother, friends...are all good enough
But the relationship between a husband and wife...
...is so precious and strong
Since so much has happened let us stall this wedding
Talk to the girl Get her acceptance
After that we'll go ahead with it
For the time being let this wedding take place
What's this, bro?
Well...since Father says to go ahead with this
No
We are not conducting 1 wedding alone
- What do you say? - But...
There are no buts
Father, the weddings stand cancelled
You go take care of the funeral
Otherwise this will also start stinking like this
Come, bro
Brother...?
Br...br...brother
My age...? Brother...!
'Cobra Vihar AC'
'Alsatian Dogs Beware!'
Bro, come let's eat
Go and try
Look here, Kari sir
What's the point in being upset like this?
This is not the last girl on earth, is she?
It may be a fact
You are more than a little dark slightly in poor shape with all that booze
That doesn't mean, you'll never find some girl who's willing
I'll kill you! You pig!
I may say, I have no color and glamour
But if someone else says it I'll stab and take his intestines out
Vagabond!
Oh, now I am satisfied
- Mmm? - I decided to stop
- Kari sir - Eh?
Raja sir You come and eat
It's of no use brooding
Kari sir has neither looks nor brains
Slap you!
You dare talk rubbish about my brother?!
I'll kick and mash you to pulp!
Get up and get lost, you...!
- What happened? - I too stopped
- Both of you can leave - Come, let’s go
Bro, come and eat
I am not hungry
But I am hungry
Then you go eat
No one need wait for me Let me be alone
Yes, its true
It was wrong but it happened
I had a dream that we'll get married on the same day
And walk into this house with our brides together
If that dream was a mistake you'll just have to forgive me, bro
Look here?
It's not that
I will go talk to them They will agree
If not I will force them to agree
And if they still don't I'll fall at their feet
Hey! What are you saying?
I will conduct it for sure
Even if I have to fall at any donkey's feet
Otherwise what is the use of calling myself your brother?
Look, I have called only you 'bro' Don't make me swear at you
What the hell are you saying? Falling at someone's feet?
Beg forgiveness? For what?
Ask them to get lost
My brother is most important to me
Just because I blabber...
But don't you want to marry?
For what?
One at least?
I've got better work to do
Aren't you hungry?
- We are also hungry - Then go lay the table
Come
Even though they were cobras...
...at times they had the mentality of harmless water-snakes
'If a water snake bites we have to miss dinner (proverb)'
Why do say such unrelated things here?
It was just a connecting train of thought
Now where are those children?
What children?
Children come only when a couple gets married
He's not meaning cobras' kids
He's enquiring about the cobras themselves
Oh them!
After that incident they just nipped it away
I meant the thought of marriage!
Not only that, after that disgrace they ended their stay in that town
Hereafter, it's Coimbatore Coimbatore brothers
We have to find a new house there and a new business to set up
The 1st step towards that is this journey we are undertaking
Ask them not to worry
Tell them they will get 2 girls, beautiful and gorgeous
Ah! This is an omen that the girls will be truly stunning like lightning
If there's lightning, you can bet...
...there'll be wind and turbulence right behind!
John Samuel and his children
Judge grandpa, if you have an opinion, say it
You've been drooling for quite some time over the photos of those girls
I am not drooling, Isaac Spinning...I'm spinning a web
What do you guys want now?
As the executor of Samuel hospital, which has come up for auction...
...inviting bid for lease, I should make sure you guys get it
For this, you want to know...
...who your opponents who've registered are, isn't it?
Yes
I will tell you But only if I get this...
There isn't anyone who's a threat opposing you
Only 1 person has registered John Samuel
Who? Him?
But, he's totally broke and down in the dumps
Shouldn't he have money to bid for the auction?
That's why I said
Superficially, there are no contenders
But don't take it lightly
They can arrange for the money seconds before the auction
There's plenty of time
What does he have with him to sell?
Only that house No one will buy that place
In case someone comes they won't buy it
We have manipulated such that no one will buy it
But the planets are aligned completely in favor of John Samuel
Grandpa, you need not prophesy astrologically
Just let us know the legal aspects
Who am I to talk legal matters? These are just out of routine habit
Why am I a small unimportant lawyer...
...called judge grandpa by all, including you?
John Samuel will get money
That too his girls will be the reason
Money is coming in from the North...loads!
Be careful
Jesus Take care of us
What happened to those people intending to buy the house?
There is some game going on, sir
They just say they are coming
Go and see who it is
Oh...it's you? Get in
Please sit
It's true that we had a slight altercation...
...regarding the hospital auction
We made some unnecessary comments
Please forget all that
We don't know if you are taking part in this auction
If so why compete? Why don't we join hands in this?
How is it possible, dude?
Can a fox and a monkey share a business deal?
Sorry
I meant myself when I said monkey
I am a little stubborn Pig headed, that's me
Okay, let's not share the business or deal
Why not life?
We've come to tell you that too We would like to marry your girls
This alliance is a big strength Both for you as well as for us
No, I am not for it You can do as you please
But leave me alone And my girls too
Sir...
Please
Good night!
Sir, are you taking part in the auction?
How can I? Not that I don't want to
But it won't work out Don't we need money for that?
It will come Money will come
Brother, stop please
Oh, where is the break?
What is it, bro?
Why not some tea?
Okay
2 strong tea One, a bit light
Don't make that too light Just a little less strong
Yeah, yeah
1 strong tea that's light And 1 light tea that's strong
How far is it to Coimbatore from here?
By car or by bus?
By jeep
If it's by jeep about 50 km
Oh! And by car?
It'll be more Around 60 km
Oh good! We came by jeep, right, bro?
Right!
Don't go Please wait
Hey! Don't go Stop the bus
Bro, where are you going?
Hey stop...stop
Hey! Stop the vehicle
Stop, I say
Stop the vehicle, I say
What is it?
Get out of my way, vagabond
Yes dude, that's it
What?
What's it, buddy?
No...no...! Wrong person
I am not the guy who you thought I was
Is he nuts?
Chey!
Sorry!
Making fools of us Get going, right!
What was the issue, bro?
I mistook him for someone else
Haven't you given up even after so many years?
Don't you have anything better to do?
Oh be quiet, bro!
- How much? - Rs 10
Where are you going now?
- To pay for the tea - No, I'll pay for it
No, it is alright, I'll pay
I insisted on drinking tea So I'll pay for it
Well...I ordered the tea So I'll pay for it
Hey, don't make this an issue
It's a question of my insult
I'm sure you meant self-respect?
Who are you to say that?
You don't have to interfere in issues between us brothers, okay?
What's it, bro? You want to pay, right?
You are so stubborn Go ahead and pay
Are you upset?
No
Take
- Only Rs 10? - That's what you said
That was for the tea
Who's going to pay for wrecking this shop?
How much will that cost?
That will be 10... I mean Rs 3500
That brother will pay
What? Why Me?
- Well! You started the issue - But you blew it up
- I won't pay - Won't you?
No, I won't
Okay...okay
But for the next problem you'll have to pay
- Sure? - Sure!
Oh well! All these are ego hassles
- Wasn't what I said correct? - It's the absolute truth!
One, two, three, four
Quite good Splendid agricultural work
- What does that mean? - Vaastuhaara
- What? - Carpentry, my dear bro
We can blindly give 4 crore, isn't it bro?
If we give blindly, we'll go wrong in calculations, bro
That's not what I meant Can we give 4 crore for this?
- It's a loss even if we pay 5 crore - What? A Loss?
...to the owner
Bro, how would it look in a bright red coat of paint?
- It will be too simple - Is it?
Suppose we paint the windows a bright yellow?
That's a good idea
They have aristocratic lineage
Oh, that doesn't matter
They are giving it off out of desperation
Desperation and difficulties should be a must in the world
When we landed up with riches and cars
...every other vagabond too has prized possessions
- That is not fair, bro - Yes, global recession
What?
Samathalathanduldhavastha! (global recession)
John sir, they have come
Ah! Come in
Who is that?
That is John Samuel, sir House ownership
Meaning?
The captain of this sinking ship
Oh! Sinking ship
What's the difference between a ship and a sinking ship?
They first build a ship Then they float it in water
If it goes under it is a sinking ship
If it floats it is a floating ship
Correct
I asked to know if you knew
- Oh God! - You are so well informed
I was asked to conduct a show Ashwamedham for Kairali TV
I did not go I have better things to do
- Really? - Really!
For example think of your name!
- Is it an Indian name? - Yes
- Male - Yes
- Alive - Yes
The movie which brought Kerala to international levels
If you dive into the history of Malayalam cinema...
The first talkie
If anyone asks us we will say your name
Yes That is Balan
Correct! Truly, you are a genius
Dining
Bro, how is it?
Very much...not bad
This is the room where for the 1st time
Sir had breakfast with his wife
Oh I see, it is used
Show them the other rooms
This is the guest bedroom This is the room where...
Stop! Stop!
Didn't this sir's wife do anything finally instead of all first times?
Yes, she did Look at that fan
That is where she hung and died for the last time
Oh dead end!
Where is the toilet?
Sherin committed suicide
She had mental hallucinations
- Oh, I see - Meaning?
A kind of madness in the mind
Many stories went around
That I'd killed her and hung her there
That there were ghosts here
I am not hiding anything Please think over it carefully
- These ghosts...? - No
Okay, it's quite good
The house even if its old is good
...the land is also okay
The house, land, ghosts and everything else
Tell me honestly, what should I pay?
About the price what shall I say?
Okay, we will fix it
Totally we'll fix it for 2
2 crores, Kaun Banega crorepathi (TV show)
- I won't say price is less - Didn't I tell you?
But my need is 3 crores
Also 6 months for my children to complete their course
- For that period... - Then you needn't stop with that
Till they complete their course...
...the medical expenses it might incur
Aand the expenses of the workers we shall bear, what about it?
This is just like bro's earlier comment
- What was that word? - Recession!
Yes, that is it!
Wait! Let's do something
- Let's fix it for 2.5 - Why, bro?
Let it be, poor guy Think it over and decide
Let uncle decide
Are you packing?
I told you to call us only if it was a favorable deal
- Wasted efforts! - His ridiculous price
And to top it, a basketful of liabilities
Leave it sir, he's educating his 2 children to become doctors
Let him, we have no objection But why should we suffer for it?
Suppose we are afflicted by piles...
...will these moron doctors treat us free of cost?
Hmmm...assistant?
They may not but those girls definitely will
Girls? Who are they?
I did not mean some vague girls
I meant seeing them your eyes will pop out
See, your eyes popped out
- Who are they? - Yes, who indeed?
- Who are they, dude? - Who is it?
You idiot! Tell me who they are
Annie and Shirley
- Who are they? - Who are they?
- Who are they, dude? - Yes, who are they?
Tell us
Annie and Shirley
Who are they is what we are asking
Mr John Samuel's girls
They are ladies!
They are Mr John Samuel's daughters doing medicine at Bangalore
What do you think? Valuable assets, aren't they?
But he's not selling them It's only the house that's on sale
Of course the deal is on the house But it is to educate these poor girls
That poor man is selling that poor looking house
Since it's only after that poor man sells...
...that poor house, he can educate those poor girls
And finally get them married off
Then why can't you buy the poor man's house?
So that he educates those poor girls And then get those poor girls...
...to marry you poor fellows?
Come again?
Look, they are 2 of them grown up together
With similar education and resemblance too
It is God who has guided you to this place for your marriage...
...on the same day at the same venue
'That will end the cows itch and appease the crows hunger'
What do you say?
But for that...
Which one?
You can choose whomever you want
No arguments Both are good, aren't they?
But shouldn't Mr John agree?
He will agree
In a sense they are also like you
You mean they drink?
No, not that
They are also finding it difficult to get good marriage proposals
Mother was insane and she hung herself
This's the reason for their single status
Poor girls Grieving father
Not only, he's quite fed up with 2 rowdies...
...harassing him to get the girls married to them
Forget the father Shouldn't the girls like us?
How can they not like you?
Sir, your case does not have any problem
But this sir...
What is lacking in me, you vagabond?
Nothing lacking
Just a black moustache, black hair, black...
Let me see it
What is wrong with you?
Bro, what do say?
Nothing doing! He's trying to sell his house
He won't have any money with him
Why should he have money?
We have more than enough, don't we?
It's not that
Are they too short?
Why do they need to be tall? Both of us have enough height
But I feel they are a bit too young
Oh! That's not a problem
They may be just about 10 years younger
After 5 years it will reduce to 5 years, isn't it?
- That's not a problem - That's true
After 10 years we will be same age
- Yes - Then, it's okay
So after 20 years will these kids be 10 years older than them?
Oh! To hell with it!
- Bro, then shall we fix it? - Yes, let's fix it right?
Agreed Accepted
Here's the cheque No condition
- Your price and - All your conditions
But, my children...?
Sure, the price includes them also
What?
It's okay with us
You can ask your children and decide
But don't delay it Fix the price
It's not that
I have not told them that I am selling this house
Why? Is the house in their names?
No, the house and land is in my name
But if they come to know I am selling it for their sake
...they will be very upset
They might even discontinue their course and come back here
They have another 6 months to complete their course
Bro, do you understand what this implies?
Registration will take place only after 6 months
Isn't that correct?
We will proceed as decided...
...but let it be kept a secret for 6 months
And bear the inconvenience
Oh! To bear with them Understood
After paying you the money the house registration is done...
...and once the house is in their names
...they have to live with you for 6 months, right?
But how will they do that?
And if they cannot I definitely cannot
If you are in their place will you be able to?
If you are able to then say so
We understand the hurt you are going through mentally
We also have the medicine to heal that, continue sir
You want a particular sum of money for which you are selling the house
But the children should not know it Isn't that correct?
We will give you the money
Registration cannot be kept a secret
The news may somehow leak out
If your children come to know they will be upset
And if they are upset we will be upset
We have trust in you
So we won't register now
But how...
It's nothing
No one need know about anything!
But till then we will live here with you
What?
On rent
Eh?
The top floor of the house is vacant, isn't it?
You are all alone
We'll keep you company in your old age
And you'll get Rs 2000 as rent You can tell this to everyone
What do you say?
But won't it be inconvenient to you?
No, of course not
We have played many roles in life This is just another one
It's all for a good cause Isn't this what we call college life?
Thank you
I don't know how to show my gratitude
No thanks
God has brought you to my doorstep
- I love you - I too
Bro, if you are done, come out Is this some kind of love scene?
Bro, how can you sulk like this?
My dear bro, is it possible to decide everything with everyone, every time?
Bro, don't say a word
You have played a dirty game here
With what surety did you give him everything?
It was a thought that God threw at me in that minute
- Didn't it work successfully? - Of course it did
Bro, your smartness worked
Now he thinks you are God He says God brought you to him
When he says you it means both of us
But he hugged only you
Hey, don't say such things
If he hugged me it's as good as hugging you, right?
- Is that so? - Yes
But why didn't I see it when we drank last night?
When he was pouring out drinks you said equal to only the 2 of you
- Is this like drinking? - Don't tell me anything more
Everything will turn out beautifully I am convinced
Look, if you are still doubtful I will go get it back
Shall I?
Shall I go get it?
No
Not if you are surely convinced But are you really sure?
Yes, surely, in 2 more days when our things come...
...we can shift to that house
We tell Mr John frankly what we think
He will jump with joy
Run and hug his children and say...
...here are the two who helped him in a crisis in life
And lots of things about our generous hearts
About us 2 handsomest of men
What?
Handsomest men? Didn't you like it?
Okay
Their minds full of love becomes beautiful
They will accept
Then Mr John totally surprised will come to meet us
- Will he come? - He will
- Surely? - Very sure
Coming soon
There should have been a song here, bro
Bro, let's stop this booze habit
Will we not become bad natured?
- Then shall we lessen it? - Okay
We have to stop many of our bad habits
Indiscriminate beating, punching And then we should start farming
What farming?
What about jaathi (caste)? A big estate full of jaathi (nut-meg)
But they say jaathi (caste} should be only one
Then something else What do you say?
TRUE
We have to go in for 1 or 2 good farming (husbandry)
- Bro, will that John sir cheat us? - Of course not
Will those girls end up not liking us?
Noooo...!
- Are you sure? - Sure
Okay then, good night Jesus!
God! Now I am sleepless With unnecessary doubts and questions
Bro, seeing you've lost sleep I am at peace and feeling very sleepy
Look, you've to get up early for exercise
Try to get some sleep
Is it morning already?
Bro, 1st church bell rang Come let's go and exercise
- Bro, you do my share also - Then tomorrow you have to do mine
Jesus! Make my muscles bulge, please
This is for me This is for bro
Which vagabond has come so early in the morning?
Haven't you slept yet?
Must be celebrating your victory, right?
I don't understand
Aren't you John Samuel's sponsors?
Okay, so who are you now?
I am Isaac and he is Albert We are known as rowdies
Oh I see
Then rowdies just go away I need to sleep
You can sleep here
But don't try to sleep there in John's house
Well we heard about it
2 girls reside there They may be ours, one day
Just get out Are you threatening me?
Who is it, bro?
It's them, bro
Those guys out to get Mr John's daughters
Remember what that guy told us?
Those terrible rowdies!
- If you say nonsense... - How dare you?
What's all this?
They claim they'll reshape us
Get out...you! Let him go
- Get out I say - Let me go
- Get lost - Go sleep
What's it?
Wait...stop
What happened?
Did your eyes pop out seeing bro?
Or did you think I was alone? I am enough...come on
Sorry...that is What's your name?
Brother's name?
Rajinikanth! Didn't you notice his style?
- Get going, dude! - Get lost
Drunk and blind also
Come, bro
What is it, brother? What's the issue?
No, it's nothing
What happened, sir? Is it under repair?
No, the vehicle is in fine condition
Only 1 problem It is not starting
What's all this in the vehicle?
Just a few dresses and basic necessities
- It looks quite a big load - We had 4 times this
We just gave it away to the poor
- Donation - Come, come in
Why are you standing there?
Come here
Hereafter I shouldn't be inviting you in
You should be doing it to me
I have finished the formalities of registration of the house
Here
Why did you do this, sir?
We told you it could be done later
Things should never be postponed
In the last 10 years, I am happiest today
My dad and grandfather used to run the hospital
Samuel's hospital
When it faced problems...
...the Govt undertook its administration
Now every 5 years the executor auctions its lease
I had great ambitions to take it on lease
And run it in a good way
But I have not been able to till today
Every time Albert and Isaac out bid me and took lease
Will you have a small?
- Just a small - No
No, no!
That hospital is just a facade for their nefarious activities
A secure cover
Today it's in my hands
And you guys are responsible for it
I got it back with the money you gave
Thank you
What are you saying, sir?
We are not strangers for you to thank us
It's been so long since I drank like this
My daughters have advised me not to overdo it
Doctors will say such things Isn't this part of college life?
Isn't that correct, bro?
No! Papa you have to consider your health
Papa! It's good being called that way
But I am not that old
Especially metabolic age, just 35
Look, I used to be a gymnast
And also a free style boxer
These are the trophies I got during my heydays
Really?
Why the snigger? It's nothing to be ashamed of
It's a big art, dude
That's not the issue, papa We also belong to that line
What? Boxing?
Really?
Sir, haven't you heard of cobra?
In Delhi the word cobra sends shivers
- Not cobra, cobras! - Sorry, cobras
They have accumulated trophies...
...for boxing as well as hot punches
Punches? Be quiet, I say
Getting punched is not bad actually
Only on receiving 2 you get pleasure in giving 2
Oh so come to think of it...
...you've become father-in-law and sons-in-law
- So cheers - Cheers
This is our hospital Samuel's hospital
- Wonderful! - Eh?
Very frightening to see it
Yeah
A doctor and 2 nurses who come and go...
...just for name sake
That's how it used to be Just to fool people
- Plenty of dust here - Then why did they run it?
Come, I'll explain
This used to be our physical training centre
My dad was the main instructor
I too trained here
Later after Isaac and group took over...
...this became a hive for immoral activities
Booze, women, gambling, betting
And many other dirty activities
I feel terribly sad
My desire is to repair the harm done
Come
Go on, ask him
Papa, can I ask you something?
Go ahead
Shall we run that training centre?
What?
Stop the car Come on!
What did you say?
We came here with the intention...
...of starting some business
This is something we are well versed
We'll do it in a good way We are capable too
Shall we have a small each?
Oh my goodness! I'm so excited!
When I am happy I have to down a drink
Only then it is a celebration!
Cheers
This is the 5th No more cheers
You may not able to sustain anymore
Get lost, buddy It is with happiness
Do you know I have gained 2 children now?
Children who know my mind
You are my good fortune You are my luck
You are my dear most, dearest What's the word?
Dirty fellow! That's a swear word
What is the word?
- Sons-in-law - Correct
No! Beyond that
Far beyond all that
Sweetie, please pour out 1 more peg for me
Papa, please consider your health also, okay?
What health and what life!
Didn't I educate my children to this level?
Now, I have to hand them over to 2 good bride-grooms
That's all I now desire
Papa, what do you mean by good bridegrooms?
- They should be healthy - Okay
- Good hearted - Okay
Handsome
Oh no!
2 fantastic boys
Oh God that's impossible!
Hey dude!
- Sir, beauty is not a disease - It's a curse
Get lost
- Go...go - We are going, okay?
Shall we?
Papa, what is your opinion about us?
Very good drunkards, right?
Papa, don't view us as perpetual drunks
That's alright, dude Drinking is not wrong
Especially when good people like us get together
I have a very serious issue to tell you
Very serious
If you don't like what I said you should say so frankly
What is it, papa?
It concerns my children
How can I tell you this?
- Tell us somehow - Yes
You guys are very good and bachelors too
- And anyway you- - Anyway...what?
Oh forget it I will tell you later
Papa, please tell
I will...but...
Please
I mean...
No
Please, papa...please
Oh no, not now I will tell you later
Here this should help you get over your bashfulness
Now tell
What about my health?
You are healthy, more than what's necessary
Now drink it and tell
What I was about to say was the two of you...
- No, I am not saying it now - Now gulp this down and tell
Jesus!
Brother?
Oh help me please!
- Papa - Papa
Are you okay?
Is there some problem? You are okay, aren't you?
Papa?
What were you about to tell us a short while ago?
- Suppose I go lie down? - No, before that
Why don't I go lie down?
Who will lie down at this time of the day?
- Before you lie down - Oh! Before that I have to pee
Not that papa
You were about to tell us something, what is it?
Do you also want to pee? Go ahead and pee
- Oh please tell Papa - Who?
- Tell us, Papa - Where?
- Tell, Papa - Come on tell Papa, dude
What? Papa, dude?
"There's a little nest nestling within my breast"
"In that little nest are two little nestlings"
"Those nestlings now hear wedding bells ringing"
"Two young men to wed them are here"
What does he mean?
We can't get him
Can't you get him? Poor P.R.O.s
Brother!
"There's a little nest nestling within my breast"
"In that little nest are two little nestlings"
"Those nestlings now hear wedding bells ringing"
"Two young men to wed them are here"
"Wonder who they are Tell us...Oh papa!"
"Up there in heaven"
"Yonder up there in heaven"
"The Grand old man up there has a little book"
"In that little book is the past and future"
"In one of its pages is divine tidings"
"Now I have an inner call to share its contents"
"The names our Lord declared for each other"
"Now lies at the tip of my tongue"
"Wonder who they are Tell us...Oh papa!"
"There's a little nest nestling within my breast"
"In that little nest are two little nestlings"
"Those nestlings now hear wedding bells ringing"
"Two young men to wed them are here"
Sir...wake up
"Not counting the many men who exist here..."
"...truthfully how many among them are suited best"
"I hesitate to answer"
"There are two in this world who are meant to be"
"With hearts beating a tattoo, agreeing to the union they stand"
"Just within the arc of my sight"
"Wonder who they are Tell us...Oh papa!"
"There's a little nest nestling within my breast"
"In that little nest are two little nestlings"
"Those nestlings now hear wedding bells ringing"
"Two young men to wed them are here"
Oh! What fun!
- What's happened to him? - Papa?
Papa?
Get lost, you pork
Bro, did you hear what papa said now
- Get lost, you pork! - Keep quiet, you pig!
Papa mentioned about our marriage, didn't he?
May be, but it was not clear enough
Papa
Why don't you go sleep?
Tomorrow when he wakes up, we can find out what he wanted to say
- Get lost, you dog! - Corpse!
How can he sleep like this when we are burning with anxiety?
Papa
- I have a great idea - What is that?
There is a panacea to wake people sleeping fully drunk
What is that?
Take a glass, pour a peg into it Then pour 1 more peg of brandy
Just give it to him Immediately his head will clear
Instead can we not just give him 2 pegs?
Then it will be a dry drink
Sorry, you are correct Shall we give it to him, sir?
I don't care what you do I have to know the news today
We will know Take the tools, Bala
- Tools? - Bring the brandy
Oh okay brandy, I will be right back
- Papa...? - Papa
Papa, open your mouth
Careful!
I wish we had a tube It'd have been so useful
- Where to go for a tube now? - Hey old man! Open your mouth
Don't spill even a drop
- Brother - Yes?
Brother
I'll give you a good spanking, okay?
Open his mouth
All of you move aside
Annie and Shirley, isn't it?
Who are you? Who the heck are you guys?
I said who are you?
Look, we are...
Brother, tell them
When we were passing by this way, we saw papa...
- I mean we are his friends - Friends?
What were you doing to him?
When he over-ate during dinner we thought we'd give him some juice
- Papa? - Juice?
Yes, apple juice Look at its color
You thought it was brandy, right?
Fooled you!
Shirley, papa is drunk
- Is this juice? - Apple juice
Get out
Get out, I say Out, I said!
Or should I call the police?
Wait Let me explain things
We are tenants here
What? Tenants here?
Yes, here on the 1st floor
And each of us pay a rent of Rs 1000
When Mr John said his daughters were in Bangalore...
...and all alone here, we felt very sad
Considering he's an old man we shifted here to keep him company
Agreed
But is this what tenants usually do?
When a person is already unconscious do you try to kill him giving more?
Was he unconscious?
We never knew that at all! Isn't that so, bro?
Sorry
Get out
What's this? I am going
Don't beat me
Shirley, what are you doing?
- Listen - We are tenants
When I say get out it means out!
Shirley, don't
Don't close the door
- Messed up - They shut the door also
Bro, all the wood has arrived Shall we start work today?
Wait, don't start
We ourselves are quite worked up here
Let things get resolved here
Mason, go and drink a strong cup of tea and come
There's no use lying like this
Now decide what should be done
Get lost
Are you guys here?
Problems has been solved
Yesterday was a blunder
Hereafter there won't be any problems
- Why? Did you go there? - No, not that
I was just thinking it over
Yesterday there was some mistake
Its only now that I remembered there won't be a problem again
Tell us, what it is, you idiot!
Remember we poured brandy into brandy and gave it to him?
I have to curse my memory It's actually not like that
We must pour curd into brandy
It struck me only now
We'll never have a problem again
- Aiyo! - I'll kill you today
Aiyo!
Hey wait! Wait!
Tell me, what is the problem?
There's nothing new
Yesterday's problems are continuing, that's all
Don't go, wait
I realized the girls had come only when I woke up this morning
So I came here before they woke up
I figured there was a problem
Actually what happened last night?
Without doubt a complete mess!
When you blabbered after drinking yourself senseless...
...Cobras thought you were planning to get them married to your girls
But by the time you got around telling...you just conked off
To get you to say it clearly we tried some panacea...
What?
I mean, we fed you a little brandy
And your daughters walked in That became a major issue
Frankly, do you remember...
...even a word of what you said last night? Any clue?
True! I did say all that in a state of unconsciousness
Actually I wanted to tell them all that when I was sober
Look, I approve of you completely But that's not enough
They should like you
For that you should be able to try to get into their hearts
And that's where your smartness lies!
What a marvelous dad!
Where in heaven will you get a father-in-law like this, guys?
Forget how they'll get to their hearts
1st decide how you will get into that house
Hmmm...it is a problem But no, actually it is not
For the incident that happened last night...
...I have to create a counter story
And get them to believe me
Do you know, I am not only ex-boxer I am ex-writer, too
I used to write stories and send to Bala-lokam magazine
I have even got consolation prizes
Now, I will create a story to tell my girls...
...which will convince them and I am very sure of this
You just wait and see my dear chaps!
- Will he make it worse now? - Of course
No Papa! You don't have to cook up some new tales
After all we know you very well, papa
True Papa, when we came in you were already unconscious...
...and they were forcing you to drink more booze
Yes, but why?
Have you bothered to find out why?
You haven't
If I am alive today it's all due to them
Do you realize that? Do you know?
What is it, papa What happened?
I'll tell you
Yesterday, my college classmate had come here
College?
When did you go to college, Papa?
I meant the friend who'd studied in a college
- What about it? - What is his name?
Plachimoottil Sashi What about that?
Continue, Papa
And then...
He is a compulsive traveler, this Sashi
During one of his travels when he gave tobacco to a tribal...
...he got a gift in return
- Papa? - Yes?
This katumootil Shashi
It is neither katumootil or aatukootil It is Plachimoottil Sashi
Oh well, if you say Plachi then so be it
Is he also a tribal man?
Okay enough I'm not saying anything
Shirley, be quiet Papa, you continue
I've lost the mood
Okay, I'm not talking any more
Do you know what the gift was? A whole bottle of distilled liquor
When he came here he gave it to me and went back
- Was it, back to the forest? - Oh...no
Okay, okay...go on
Last evening lost in thoughts about you...
...as I was looking at this photo somehow I felt the need to drink
There on the table was the bottle of alcohol...
...Plachimootil Shashi had given beckoning to me
Being a gift from a friend and being lonely without you
I drank just one mouthful And after that...
...I felt darkness creeping into my eyes
Electric waves in my head
I fell down
My children Annie, Shirley Forgive me, I am dead
They came just on time like angels sent by God
Sir...sir?
Oh God! I wonder if its blood cancer
Good Lord of Kottayam! It's the phone ringing
- Hello! Is it the doctor? - No
- No? - I am Plachimootil Sashi
The drink which I gave Mr John contains poison
I came to know of it only now Ask him not to drink it
- Will you do the needful? - Aiyo!
Oh God! Please don't let anything happen to our Mr John
Who was it?
Bro, that Plachimootil Shashi called
He says the liquor he gave was poisonous
Oh my God!
Now who will look after Shirley and Annie?
- There's a way - What way?
Do you have cash with you?
Yes, about 3 to 4 crores But all in the bank
And we cannot withdraw today Today is a holiday
Oh it is today, isn't it? Okay, there's another way out
Look after him Nothing should happen to him
Give him last-aid (first-aid) properly
Oh, artificial air
Oh God! This looks like it's death by a bullet
That too, to a vital organ It's a natural death
- Hey, give him this - Here's the glass
- What is this? - Don't you see? Brandy
Now pour it out
Oh so he's sick, deprived of booze is it?
Just feed him this
If you drink poisoned liquor the best antidote is brandy
I read this in the papers while on my way back from Vypin
Should it be given before food or after food?
It was when they were struggling to save my life that you came in
'Who are you guys?'
This is what actually happened last night
Best story!
Why? You don't believe me, do you?
Shirley, be quiet
Do you feel any discomfort now?
- Yes... - Oh my!
My dear foolish sister, did you believe this stupid story?
- Don't say anything anymore - Yes, my dear
If I cut open and show my heart she'll only say it's a red shoe-flower
I am totally upset I want to lie down
Papa, please don't over act And bring illnesses which don't exist
I believe you, enough?
But I am sure of one more thing
I think these cobras are not so poisonous
Otherwise your imagination...
...wouldn't run wild like this to save them
- Isn't it? - Oh go away!
- So were you lying? - A little bit
No, don't!
Oh! Don't sulk You are my sweetie pie
So, my dear...shall I ask them to come back here?
Please?
Thank you
Sir, you haven't given me a reply
What reply?
We are not going anywhere
We are not their toys to throw us out and call us in as when it pleases them
- Isn't it so brother? - Of course
Bro, concentrate
Look, this is a sort of sneaky punch, okay?
Forget all that
Be quiet, you dog My tooth just came off
I didn't mean that
I was talking about what those girls said
Husbands and wives will naturally behave like this
Husbands and wives? When did that happen?
Not yet, but when it does things like this might happen
Yes, correct
Just think this was a rehearsal
Since they cried and begged forgiveness
Forgiveness? Who did?
Not exactly, but it will happen
Otherwise will Mr John send us to bring you there so confidently?
Well, why don't we go, bro?
- No, we should not rush like that - We'll lose our weight, right?
Let's have 2 pegs and then go What do you say?
But didn't we decide to stop booze, bro?
Why? For whom?
Why are you standing there?
- Come in - Bro?
Don't move Be like a statue
Let them beg forgiveness at our feet
Hey! Come in
Where are they?
Don't make noise They've slept
You guys, come in
Will it turn unpleasant?
Just don't make noise Come
Let's go
- Did you eat anything? - No
It's alright There's water in the room
Drink and go to sleep
- Don't make a sound - Stop there!
Bro
Jesus!
Are you drunk?
Are we?
- No - No
It's quite obvious
You resort to hooliganism, right?
Don't step in here again after fights and brawls
If I hear of any such thing, at once I'll chuck you out, I warn you
Go
Good night!
What is this? A jail?
No drinks, no smoke I am becoming mad
It will all be okay Here drink this
When the 2 of you get married sister will calm down all by herself
What? Marriage?
Go climb a wall!
I don't want her, Bhadrakali (fiery goddess)
She matches you perfectly Go and marry her
What the hell are you saying?
That girl is for you I already consider her my sister
You will drink water (be in trouble) Bro, I mean, go ahead drink water
Not only that, she is the best girl for you to wed
To scold you, to control you she is the best person
Oh is she? Let her come to me with all that
She does not know my real nature
I will throw her out like a door mat
What is it?
Nothing, has Papa gone to sleep?
What was all that about throwing someone out?
- Was it me? - No
I was just saying we should have a doormat outside
- The dust is full of room you see - What?
- Bro, it's room full of... - What? Shut up
The room is full of dust
Okay have it your way! Have you guys had anything?
- Yes just a small one - Not that
- I asked if you've had dinner? - Yes, a small one
Tell me the truth, yes or no?
- Chinese food... - No
Hey bro!
It's okay Come downstairs
What did you do now? Shameful
What's there to be shameful I'm so hungry I'm going blind
- Aren't you coming? - Not me
- Don't you want to eat? - No
I am going Bro, I can smell chicken
Bro...?
Thank you, madam
The curry is yummy
The rice is very good
But you haven't eaten yet
Looks can tell, isn't it?
Yes, of course
It's quite obvious what you mean
Enough, dude!
If so, then you can leave the table, sir
Hey, go away
He thinks he's being funny
Are you twins?
No, we are Christians
Truly
No, my dear chap
She asked if you were born at the same time
Yes, of course
Then why is one of you so dark?
- No, it's nothing... - Mom delivered me on time
But he was in the womb for longer
And browned a bit more lying there
That's a good joke
Oh you are a great joker, aren't you?
When you know me better you'll see...
...whoever talks to me dies of laughter
Many who wanted to die have come to meet him
- That was superb! - You deserve it
Never speak about another's short comings and be smart
But who said anything about short comings
We said he was just darker than normal, right?
Look this is just a joke, okay?
The 2 of you don't look like brothers at all
Especially twins
Like we belong to 2 fathers, right?
No, I did not mean that
Bro, aren't you finishing?
No, I am full
Are you also stopping?
Yes, enough
Doesn't matter, you continue
Oh you are lying here, is it?
Where is he?
He's gone to sleep
He's very upset, isn't he?
No, that's alright
He's used to hearing such things
We were born in a hospital in Kuala Lumpur
Mom and dad died in an attack and blast in the hospital
Later uncle and aunt brought us...
...to our native home, Kottayam
Aunt and uncle felt one of us was exchanged in that incident
Many people said twins need not be identical
But they found it difficult to accept it
Bro went through many rejections and insults
He was looked upon like a burden...
...and alienated from everyone
Put your hand on their shoulders
Very good!
Bro, come
Take one of us together
That one is already approved
Hey! Leave us Let go my hand
Sir, you wanted twins for the play
Look, they are twins
Teacher! Look at them They claim they are twins
Oh what identical looks! They are perfect twins!
Boys, were you really born to the same father?
Leave me alone
Oh! What a great joke!
Move away
He could never tolerate anyone insulting or hurting me
He has always believed that he isn't really my biological brother
He believed he was a responsibility thrust on me
Bro...?
Bro, where are you going leaving me alone?
I am going
I will go find your real brother and bring him to you
No, you are my brother Only you
Come, let's go back
- No, I'm not going back there - Then I am coming with you
I will be with you, bro wherever you go
His decision was very firm
He says if ever he finds my real twin...
...he will leave me forever without being a burden anymore
But I cannot live without him Not even for a minute
Sorry
What for? I was just unnecessarily...
She's finding it difficult to face you
That's why she sent me
She did not say all that to hurt you
Now when brother explained...
It's alright
I am destined to hear such things
I am an orphan
But there are many to love him Relatives and other dear ones
He left all that to come with me
I am very sure that he has a brother
I will find him God will show him
Bro has to suffer so many shameful situations everywhere
Aren't you lucky to get such a loving brother?
Why don't you think everything has happened for the best?
The pain of being separated at birth
It's a pain all by itself
Well, that's why it's said separated at birth
TRUE
Do you know when I delivered...
What You delivered?
No, I meant my mother When I was born
Blood could be seen
Why? Did you have ulcers on your face?
No, I was so fair, chubby and beautiful
The nurse who cleaned me up accepted a bribe...
...and gave me away to a rich man
In return his blackened and scrawny baby...
...was given back to my mother
That black, thin fellow is me, a vagabond!
The real me, am somewhere...
...in a rich man's house all fair and chubby
I don't understand anything So you sitting here?
This me who's sitting here is not actually me
I am somewhere in an unknown place
Handsome and rich, living happily
Don't drink like this, buddy Your liver will wilt away
Let it wilt, what does it matter to me?
It's not my liver after all
It's that thin reedy black fellow's liver
Let him die Let that cheater die
I am living in some millionaire's house
All fair and handsome With a beautiful wife
Probably drinking milk and Bournvita
Don't cry, buddy
Hello, Kari sir What's your intention?
No use!
Hello, Raja sir Please say something
You've been cycling so long
Where are you off to in such a tearing hurry?
Stop for a minute
Stop it!
What do you want?
Nothing It was fun saying that!
In a temper Very hot
I will go
Sir, what is the issue now? Hasn't it all been resolved?
Let's go to the house And explain everything
What will you explain? No! That will not work out
We've become jokers Among all of them
Enough Let's put an end to it
So are we not going there?
Why? To meet whom?
Bro, all this is not meant for us Family, children and such things
Not only that We aren't suitably matched also
They are well educated Enough, let's give it up
And go away from here-
Where are you off to? School or college?
What?
I asked because I heard you say you lacked education
Okay, let's leave that aside That's your problem
But when tenants vacate there are some formalities
At least the rent for the period you stayed has to be paid
We've come to collect that rent
But that...
Each of you have to pay it separately
Why? No money, is it?
No...Yes...there is
Come, let's go take it
Stop! Stop!
When the house owner is alive here...
...what rights do you have to demand and accept rent?
Well, now that you've taken it give this back to this owner
And you give it back to this owner
What are you gaping for?
House owners Come on, accept it
I confessed everything to them
The fact that you bought the house the secret desires in your heart
They are agreed for this
"Sing...sing"
"Together...together"
"Sing...sing sing a song"
"Together...together together they unite"
"Swing that swings on the country mango tree"
"Oh nomadic breeze"
"Oh don't you see the blushing cheeks..."
"...of the little dragon fly"
"Oh don't you hear a heart beating like drums"
"Beneath the canopy of raindrops for these 2 beautiful little women"
"...filled with desires appeared duo-partners from out of the blue"
"2 different bodies sharing one mind"
"Two pairs of eyes now double fold"
"Sing...sing sing a song"
"Together...together together they unite"
"Swing that swings on the country mango tree"
"Oh nomadic breeze"
Don't worry at all You can pay my bill also
"Glances have clashed Glances have collided"
"There's a smattering of honeyed tunes humming on their lips"
"Oh look! Laughter has blossomed"
"They have exchanged thoughts without words"
"On the veranda of dreams as they met...they twittered"
"...like birds reveling in mischievous whispers"
"Sing...sing sing a song"
"Together...together together they unite"
"Swing that swings on the country mango tree"
"Oh nomadic breeze"
Well done!
"Oh! There shines...a golden light"
"As the day comes nearer for them to share their desire"
"As time told a story...oh! Hear as this time told a story"
"All the rooms in this house echoed in happiness"
"When tomorrow a new dawn blushes in the skies"
"May their platter of dreams be filled with flowers"
"Sing...sing sing a song"
"Together...together together they unite"
"Swing that swings on the country mango tree"
"Oh nomadic breeze"
"Sing...sing sing a song"
"Together...together together they unite"
"Swing that swings on the country mango tree"
"Oh nomadic breeze"
Are you still standing here? Go look at the fire works
Now?
Dude, I am talking about the crackers
Oh God! The Minister is here
Thank you!
Attached to this hospital a physical fitness centre...
...will start functioning from next Sunday
I wish to inform you this happy news, today
The persons who have undertaken to conduct it are doing so...
...with good intentions and with respectability
I wish to introduce those respectable individuals to you
Please
On this auspicious day I wish to share...
...a purely personal news with all of you
They are also my future sons-in-law
Thank you!
I invite High court judge Honorable Mr Paneerselvam...
...to speak a few words seeking his best wishes
Please, wait a second
You can wait a while for the speech
What's it?
This physical centre functioned earlier also
But everyone knows what exactly was going on here
But in future such things won't happen if Mr John runs it
We don't know from where these 2 guys have come
We have to enquire about them very well
My friend, I have made all enquiries I am sure they will run it beautifully
What's the surety?
What did you enquire?
You have announced that you were getting your daughters married to them too
What do you know about them?
Yes, dude I enquired about them
Okay, do you know this is their 2nd wedding?
Beware, you don't make derogatory comments
Yes, it is derogatory indeed
To marry in one land, collect all you can from there...
...and go to a new place and repeat the holy act
This is surely derogatory
If you talk nonsense about our boss...
Get lost! You!!
Look at this
These are certificates from Kothamangalam sub registrar office
Proof of their register marriage on November 2nd
Now tell me, my dear sir
How good was your enquiry about them?
My dear children, what is all this?
This is a trap A trap
Yes, it's a trap
One that should get you life imprisonment
Judge and police are all here Let them decide
No!! I will not believe this
These are things which anyone can fabricate
He is capable not only of this but things worse than this
Okay, all this is false So leave it
Dude, bring them here
Hello, now tell me Is this also another fraud?
What happened, cobras? Cat got your tongue?
Sir, put them behind bars
Do you have anything to say?
Nothing What can they say?
We'd like to explain, sir
It's true we married them in the registrar office
When later that wedding was called off at the church...
...shame facedly we ended everything
...and came here
But we did not know it had not ended
...that they were still waiting for us
It was a mistake due to our ignorance
We have hurt many people
You have to forgive us and bear with us
Hey, don't try to slink away like that
Tell us what to do regarding them?
What else? They have to marry them
They should marry them here in public
Brother
Ask them
Now whatever we do will be wrong
You are intelligent and educated Tell us what should we do?
Who should we accept?
Whoever you accept it will be right
But accepting them will be a bigger 'right'
Hey! Enough of all this
Enough of all this drama
That long haired fellow promised us lots of money...
...to just come and stand here, so we came
He has not told us about this garland sequence
Neither will all that happen
To tell you the truth they are our wives
We do not want to be a part of breaking up a relationship
Come
Have you any shame? You creeps!
Stabbing from behind and betraying, you are 2 corpses!
Real men stand face to face and fight
They don't do wretched things like you
Go and die somewhere
Pigs!
Stop it
Stop it, I say!
We'll fight face to face Come we'll fight face to face
If you are truly spunky, come Let's face each other
What happened? Have your so-called men got scared?
We are ready Ask them also to come
We'll show you who are real men
- Are you prepared? - Of course, we are
But if you are beaten...
...we should never see you on this land again
You should go away Far away from this place
Agreed?
Agreed And if we win?
Don't grin
If we win you'll have to give up this hospital...
...and assets to us which you have leased
We'll give it up not for leased amount
For free Free
Then tell us where and when we meet this challenge
- Papa - Keep quiet, my son
Sunday at the new Physical Centre
I am saying this for all of you to know
This shall be the inaugural function of the Physical Centre
Exactly at 5:00 P.M
- Okay? - Okay
Okay, dude
Good! Very good! Excellent!
What did he excel in? Who did he think he was?
To challenge like knights of old I am not for all this
To bear blows and die in front of people
This challenge shouldn't take place
We should end it
We should finish both of them before that
Judge grandpa has to tell us how to do it
Whatever you try
It's equal to the hangman's noose around your own necks
Both this secret war and secret arms, is now dangerous
I told you long back Go back into their pasts
You'll get your weapon from there
We did that and found those two girls
What happened after that?
You went just 4 months backward
But I will go back in decades
From the time they were born
...to the place they were born
What I got was a weapon which will tear them at their roots
You mentioned the other day...
...that 1 of them looked very much like Naidu of Kuala Lumpur
You left that trail I started from where you left off
A weapon to divide into 2 those who are 1
An invincible weapon
1 who does not hesitate to do anything for money
Shivadas Naidu
- Mr Jayavardan - Yes?
I am a great fan of yours
If you don't mind can I have a picture with you?
Sure, why not?
Just a second
Great Thank you so much
I have a funny idea
Can I measure my palm against yours?
Just once Please?
Mine is a bit bigger
Best of luck for the final
- Come on, beat him up - Papa!
- Be quiet - He's cheating
Hello Who is it?
1 minute
- Here, phone for you - For me?
Who is it?
Hello, who is it? Who?
- Who's it, bro? - I don't know
- Hello - Hello
- Who is it? - Hello, Mr Raja?
- Yes - I am Shivadas Naidu
- Who? - Shivadas Naidu
Who? I don't place you
Very far away but a very near relation
Relation, meaning brother Your twin brother, Shivadas Naidu
What are you saying? Where are you speaking from?
For the time being Coimbatore
I want to meet you Where should I come?
No, don't come here I will come and see you
Hotel Blue Diamond Room number 207
- Where's room number 207? - Upstairs, right and last room
Brother, do you have a match stick with you?
Are you deaf?
Welcome Mr Raja
Come in
Don't hesitate We've not tricked you
We didn't call you? It was Shivadas himself
But not from here From Kuala Lumpur
Look at the number in your phone
How can you believe in your enemies, isn't it?
Look he's online Talk to him
Cheers, brother!
No! Tell me why I was asked to come
I'll be right back
This is great!
When you finally find your long lost brother...
...now you don't want him Why is it like that, Isaac?
Is it because you may have to share your inherited assets?
No, that could not be a possibility
You'd already denounced wealth and relatives...
...with some stranger who you claim is your brother
If your real brother turned up...
...are you scared that you'll lose this brother?
Yes, that's it That is your fear
But Albert...
...that Shivadas doesn't seem to have
...any love or sentiments to this fellow
He is more interested in this guy's dead father's wealth
What will he do now?
I have long since given up all that
I don't want anything Let him have everything
Good Good deed, indeed!
But still there's a problem
These 2 brothers have to undergo DNA test...
...and prove that they are brothers
We shall do it somehow
- Isn't it? - Yes
If that brother who's with you comes to know
...will he have a problem?
Come on Say something
I figure this is a threat What do you want?
You are quite smart Intelligent
Forget it What do we want, eh?
Nothing
They want the hospital building
For that either you withdraw from this contest...
...or be defeated voluntarily
If both are not acceptable?
He will come Shivadas Naidu
Then you and your supposed brother...
...can decide what you want
If you accept defeat he won't come out in the open
He'll return without anyone knowing
We will settle his accounts whatever his demands are
Now decide whether you want to beat them and live on
Or not lose the brother who's been with you all along
You can go
Brother Why here?
Don't you always say I might have another brother?
Do you really believe there's one?
No...but I am always scared
Whenever I say that you insist there couldn't be one
When I hear that there is peace for me
I keep repeating it only to hear you console me
Sorry, bro I won't ever say it again
Promise
Well, it appears there is someone like this
Brother?
Yes bro, I talked to him
He was the one who phoned me
No, someone is pulling a fast one on you
No bro, it's the truth
I went to meet him the other day
But he's being used to bait us by Isaac and others
Bro, so I am a nobody?
You are my only brother I have only you
No, I am nobody
I am no one to you
- No one - Brother!
No one I don't want to live
Bro, stop Listen to me
Bro, stop
Listen to me
Bro...th...er!
Brother!
Brother?
Brother
What has happened to this fellow?
He didn't sleep well last night
He was tossing and turning the whole night
Withdrawal symptoms after stopping booze
- So you are still continuing, eh? - Just a small
Hey, look at me As a coach I forbid you
- Papa? - Eh?
How strong are Isaac and Albert?
- Nothing to be scared of - No?
- But... - What Papa?
Why is this cobra shivering?
What?
Don't give the slip, okay?
Have you heard of Jatlas who scared the whole of Jalandhar
They were this size, both of them Bro, flattened both of them
Do you know that?
- Oh, only brother - Me too
For these fellows I need only my left hand
My left hand is already tingling
But why is your left hand tingling?
What?
Papa, we are leaving
What was there to laugh about?
Papa, all of you together bamboozled me
Why did you give your left hand so much importance?
That's because the left hand...
Oh here he is!
Dude, you should have punctuality and practice
Will you squander away my hospital and money invested?
- Lets avoid this match, Papa - What?
Neither should we win the hospital in that manner
Have you lost your mind? What the heck are you saying?
Yes bro, lets avoid this contest and triumph
We had stopped it all, right?
What about the challenge they threw at us
The competition too was fixed?
That was neither me nor you
Papa just said it in an emotional moment
We'll forget it
Forget it? What are you saying?
I have put into it all my earnings of my entire life
This is to compensate for that
The documents of ownership of this house you made out to us
We don't want all these Let it be in your name, papa
Brother
Tell me Why this change of mind?
Didn't I tell you? I feel this is right now
You should stand by me
That will be difficult
Bro, we were born and brought up together
Till today I have listened only to what you said
But today for the 1st time you have to do as I wish
For my sake For our sake
It will be difficult
You should not fail Not in front of anyone
Not even before me
But here I need to win
Not to you
But for my girl whom I love a lot
I have to compete in this contest
Even if I die fighting I'd be a winner to her like a man
I have been with the 2 of you Only for a few months
But I know for sure you are good hearted
This decision too has some hidden good intention
You have to tell me what it is
Come on, tell me, my son
I know for sure bro will end up doing that
He will not be able to bear that
Your decision is the right one And you have no choice
If I was in your place I would do the same
I respect that decision wholly
But I will not be able to withdraw from this
The mistake is on my part
I yelled out that challenge unthinkingly
But I have to hang on to that mistake
You would do the same if you were in my place
If I back out of this it's as good as dying
A most disgraceful death
He will not be alone in the arena I'll also be with him
I know we'll never win But I will fight till I die
Oh God! Look it's time to start
Son, in a momentary impulse I announced I'd punch and box
Will he come?
He will come
It's time
He will come I am very sure
- Papa, don't be scared - Who me? Scared?
My hands and feet are shivering And I am freezing with fear
There goes the gong!
Good evening Ladies and gentlemen
The main event tonight features a championship match
The winner of this match will be given full control...
...and ownership of Samuel's hospital
My son, he has still not come
Introducing first the challengers
The Isaac brothers
Look! They're looking here
Will he not come after all?
- Come, let's run away - Eh? Get lost
Now introducing the champions
Oh Jesus!
Accompanied by our favorite champion
John Samuel
They've announced my name Will he come?
He will not come now
Papa, get ready
This is the garment worn to go in there
Will you wear it yourself or shall we do it for you?
I need to pee
The brothers who dance like feathers
The Count of Monte Cristo
The cobras
Ladies and gentlemen They are the cobras
I went to pee
Ladies and gentlemen They are here now
The cobras
Ladies and gentlemen
They are closing to the ring now...
...the raging champions
...the Cobras
Papa! What is all this?
Where is your brother?
He will come
This is just a starting gimmick
But they'll finish his ending
Papa, no papa
Why are you frightened, my dear?
I am still strong, like before Come on, dude
Hello...hello? Who's the coach?
- Hey come here! - What me? As coach?
Go
Come here Who's first?
We want to be first but it seems not possible
- No...no...who's going in first - Oh that
Who's going in first?
Me
No papa, I'll go first My son you...
After I fall you can take over
Listen
First me
Sorry
I knew you'll not let me down
To my right in the red corner are the cobras
Come back here I am the coach now
But I was the coach
You are Kochi (run away) Just scoot from here
Show me your hand
From the city of Coimbatore...Isaac
Please welcome the challenger, Isaac
Isaac! Isaac!
Thank you Thank you...gentlemen
Get lost
Cobra! Cobra!
Raja
Isaac
Come to the centre of the ring, please
Gentlemen Ready and fight
Brother!
Come on, brother Punch him
Come on
What's happened to him?
My son
Get up, brother
Come on...up
Get up
Come on...up
Don't stand merely staring
Give him a hand and you get in
Brother, I'll get in
Brother Give me your hand
I'll go in Give me your hand
Brother!
Punch him
Punch him now
Brother, hit him
Beat him up
Brother, hit him
Come on...come on
Hit him
My son!
Don't betray us, my son!
Papa, what's happened to brother?
Just stay there, dude
Brother, please I will go in
Take him away Let me go now
Keep quiet
Break...break
Break it up
I said break
- Calm down - Come
- Calm down - Come I say
Come...come on
Come I say
Come on
Do you give up? Are you sure?
Okay Fights on
My son, it's okay Give it up!
Accept defeat
Let these pigs take it and go hog it all up
No, I will not accept defeat
Even if I die I will not be defeated
If I am defeated it means my brother is defeated
I will not allow my bro to be defeated
Come on
I say, come fight!
Come...Come I say
Come!
Yes...!
Kick him through his chest, dude
Take your phone and call him
- He cut the call - Then call him again
Hit well
Go and bring him here
Go on hit him
Shivadas?
Shivadas!
Shivadas
Brother!
1...2...3...4...5...6
Aaaah!
That's it, over!
Ladies and gentlemen The champions!
'Brothers need not necessarily be only those born to one mother'
'You are true brothers'
'I do not want to come between you'
'But both of you will always be there in my heart!'
"Play around with these venomous fellows"
"Sure you'll soon reach the burial ground"
"Not fake playthings they be, excuse me"
"They may be 2 different bodies But of same minds always"
"Cut them into two bits and the bits would soon unite"
"To dig out the bowels of the one who chopped them"
"To bury them alive along with ample proof"
"The cobra that's blackened in coal, huge and venomous"
"To enchant, ensnare and tame this snake into captivity"
"Into the basket, don't oh snake charmer go away"
"Strength of family ties to them are nonexistent"
"Their only strength is within and between them"
"That strength is of mammoth proportion"
"Even a cobra fears another which is more venomous"
"A cobra he is, not to be taunted by an eagle"
"They are here, who shake the very foundations of a place"
"They belong neither to a particular country, town, place or a home"
"They may be rascals but never will this brave pair smoke a beedi"
"If they love they'll lick them to death"
"If you hurt them they'll strike you dead"
"Once you are bitten don't even try to cure"
"For it will be a wasted effort oh medicine man!"
"No eagle will hover over a cobra"
"Neither can you trap, not even by a hair's breadth"
"If a water snake can make you forego dinner"
"...the cobra is there to stop your breath forever"
"A cobra has no thoughts of past nor future"
"To retaliate to the stamp he got on his back"
"He needs only half a minute"
"He's never an earthworm He'll snap and snap again"
"He'll draw a line Oh yes! He'll underline"
"He will underline the life of his prey"
"with a slight smile"
"Please tell a new proverb about the cobra"
"Oh, one who quotes proverbs in broad day light"
"Oh Munshi..."